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Mr Jjc by Toygod(m): 12:33am On Feb 15, 2012 |
, dis na my first time here o. Abeg,wot does it take ,to b fit? N.B; no harsh words pls, |
Re: Mr Jjc by Emmyk(m): 1:02am On Feb 15, 2012 |
Some sence of humour like I gat. To distinguish between Joke and Yoke. You dig? |
Re: Mr Jjc by Nobody: 9:23am On Feb 15, 2012 |
Toy god: 1) u have to post VERY VERY funny jokes. 2)u have to join PROJAN(progressive jokers association of nairaland) or NPJC( 3)You have to be very smart, and always dress properly. 4)You should give respect to the main d main people of nairaland jokes section.(kneel down or prostrate whenever u see them around) E.g booqee(most important), donkollione, bunmioguns, sutoboy, bingbagbo >and u must also buy a bottle of 5) always comment on people joke and say its funny, except skales jokes, you're free to say his jokes are dry. 6) always wear clean cloth here and comb ur hair neatly 7) speak good english, and don't emulate bunmioguns or mikuz. I'll post d remaining when i remember them. Signed. Booqee. |
Re: Mr Jjc by sutoboy(m): 9:41am On Feb 15, 2012 |
Just make peace! NPJC say so! |
Re: Mr Jjc by mikuz(m): 9:51am On Feb 15, 2012 |
Boobsqee, who send you work? If you aint gat anything to do why dont you come over and wash my car. Bizzbody!! Mtchew |
Re: Mr Jjc by mikuz(m): 9:54am On Feb 15, 2012 |
Boobsqee, who send you work? If you aint gat anything to do why dont you come over and wash my car. Bizzbody!! Mtchew |
Re: Mr Jjc by sutoboy(m): 10:18am On Feb 15, 2012 |
ur car or bike? |
Re: Mr Jjc by mikuz(m): 10:19am On Feb 15, 2012 |
i wasn't refering to you. |
Re: Mr Jjc by sutoboy(m): 10:22am On Feb 15, 2012 |
lol,na u now! |
Re: Mr Jjc by mikuz(m): 10:34am On Feb 15, 2012 |
so mind your business. |
Re: Mr Jjc by Agybabe(f): 10:48am On Feb 15, 2012 |
Welcome newbie Don't be insultive. And don't rate jokes. When you get insulted, do like say e no pain you and talk your own back. But another thing is - this life isn't serious ooo so don't take insults personally. Nairaland is a sweet place. You will laugh and forget your sorrow especially in this section. Yours truly, Agatha. |
Re: Mr Jjc by mikuz(m): 11:13am On Feb 15, 2012 |
this is serious. |
Re: Mr Jjc by Nobody: 12:03pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
Mikuz truth is bitter, ȋ̝̊ know, but Ɣ☺ΰ have †☺ accept. It'ڪ common knowledge D̶̲̥̅̊A̶̲̥̅τ̲̅s Ūя̲̅ your english is bad. Besides Ɣ☺ΰ didnt even tell •̸Ϟﻉ dat u've bought a new bike, sorry, bicycle. Emi e a lo gbo oh! |
Re: Mr Jjc by Homar(m): 12:11pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
You must join njpc to prosper in this section join projan and your stay here in this section will be miserable cause that mango head called bin crapgbo will decieive u. |
Re: Mr Jjc by Homar(m): 12:13pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
Stick to english booqee i aint yoruba . |
Re: Mr Jjc by mikuz(m): 5:09pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
Boobsqee, i wont trade words with you cos you dont worth my attention. Ya still a kid. How can i blame you? You can never comprehend contemporary English. Rubbish! |
Re: Mr Jjc by Nobody: 6:08pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
^^ is dat why you want to cry?? |
Re: Mr Jjc by mikuz(m): 6:11pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
Cos you see me for NL. Yeye girl. |
Re: Mr Jjc by mikuz(m): 6:29pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
Traitor! |
Re: Mr Jjc by oderemo(m): 6:45pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
@buki are u not taking your self too serious, seriously.? have to this , have to that, y not have to lick your shoes and wash your brazillian hair @ your beckon. ole gan, some biatchhhhhhhhh. |
Re: Mr Jjc by mikuz(m): 6:47pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
Lol |
Re: Mr Jjc by swtchicgurl: 6:51pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
hahahaha nice one booqee! do i have to do the same too? |
Re: Mr Jjc by Nobody: 7:13pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
ode remo:hmm, i see! It obvious dat u want me to employ u to do dat for me , u just want to get close to me, awww. . . .i'm soooo sorry, someone's already doing dat for me. But there's still one vacancy, can u wash my undies for me? Urghhhh! Yuck! some eediotttt. . .! |
Re: Mr Jjc by oderemo(m): 7:22pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
shameless dog, offering your blood soaked undies for someone else to wash. pity you, fooooooool. tell us who in the world will want to come near a pig lyk u. will leave the abuse for next tym, try me. am back, u heaeeeeeeer. |
Re: Mr Jjc by swtchicgurl: 7:25pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
na so dis place dey be?! hmmnn. . . . |
Re: Mr Jjc by oderemo(m): 7:33pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
na so my sister, we take no prisoners. all our prisoners are bloklat dead. npjc, tha bomb. |
Re: Mr Jjc by Nobody: 7:40pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
ode remo:hey don't u dare compare me to dat ur dirty girlfriend sikirat, or what did u tell me her name was?? Do u think every girl is like d stinking mushin girls u date. Gosh! Switchicgurl. No dis not how dis place is, its how d likes of oderemo makes it to be. U get. swtchicgurl:lol. no u don't. It seems u already fit in and u know ur way around already. |
Re: Mr Jjc by oderemo(m): 7:46pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
hey don't u dare compare me to dat ur dirty girlfriend sikirat, or what did u tell me her name was?? Do u think every girl is like d stinking mushin girls u date. Gosh! u are punching above your bloodklat weight now, will free you cos u are a smallpito, small gal. just go get a lyf. |
Re: Mr Jjc by Lucario007(m): 7:57pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
Toy god: Welcome to NL! I'm going to give you a proper welcome - unlike the one i got with posting my first joke and the idiots of projan and npjc spoilt it- sorry, forgetting those utterly useless gay monkeys, here in the joke section, sarcasm, irony, and good joke criticition is important and most of all. . . DO NOT JOIN EITHER PROJAN OR NPJC. But if u must choose one, i'd advise projan. Although Vain, crude and boorish, Bin Gbagbo and his vice are actually funny. Unlike the retarded/perverted pig Mikuz. Well that's al i can tell you now. HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY *OPENS GULDER ULTIMATE STOUT* Cheers |
Re: Mr Jjc by oderemo(m): 8:03pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
luca, whats your problem with NPJC, berra watch your self. if u must give advice pls be impartial. |
Re: Mr Jjc by Lucario007(m): 8:11pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
ODE, ODE, ODE REMO. I have alwaysed admired you and your jokes, but once i heard you joined that half of a fool Mikuz your name turned bitter in my mouth. Infact i wouldn't mind joining Projan to take out mikuz. |
Re: Mr Jjc by Nobody: 8:20pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
Lucario007:yes! U make sense. . .! You no lie |
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