A guy from America goes to China, while in China he has unprotected sex. He then returns to the States after two weeks, he noticed bright green and purple freckles. He immediately goes to see a doctor.
Doc says this is a rare disease called Mongolian VD I'm sorry but the only cure is to amputate your joysteek.
Horrified he goes the following day to see a Chinese doctor for another option
The doctor examines him and say "Ah yes Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease"
The guy says I know that, what should I do? My American doc says I must amputate my joysteek.
Chinese doc laughs and say stupod Amelican docta always want to opelate. They make more money that way. No need to opelate!
Thank you the guy replies
Yes say the Chinese doc "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Joysteek fall off by itself! You save money

Save money indeed!

"TWO WONGS"

A Chinese couple named Mr. and Mrs. Wong had a child. They asked the nurse if they could see their child. The nurse brought their baby, and it was a white baby. The two of them said "But that's a white baby, and we are Chinese and two Wongs don't make a white."

Hmm. . .funny.

^^thanks honey

funny but can't we get decent jokes again!

^^It depends on your definition of decent my dear.