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Do U Feel Dis? by Toygod(m): 12:12am On Feb 27, 2012 |
Im dis type of guy that cannot be easily swept off his feet by a Lady, but this case,its a different one entirely. This is my story; I went out of my house dat beautiful morning, hardly had i taken 5steps, i noticed dis beautiful thing passed me buy. She caught my eye,i couldnt hide d feelings,i followed. Since dey say opportunity knock but once,i tld her my name, n asked for hers, u knw nah,as guy,i started razzling her. To my outmost surprise,she gave in to my chicanery easily, bt d only thing wey fall my hands and my legs at the same time na wetin she talk. Imagine, a beautiful lady telling U that she loves u, but she is the only girl, wey be BOKOHARAM. Oboi,if na u wetin u go do? |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Nobody: 8:40am On Feb 27, 2012 |
u day craze oooooooo!!!!!!!!!! don't even know why am weasting my time in this tread!, DRY YOKE, GRADE-F9, REMARKS-the poster is a lunatic, IDIOT DIRTY BUSH PIG |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Toygod(m): 11:31pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
I force U?/answer nah,bfo i hammer ur head. Sha, i no blame, nairaland suppose dey do screening for pple wey dey use am, cos me suspect say some IMBE, don join. U knw warra mean.Aturu like u |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Nobody: 12:22pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
Wetin you call yourself "Toy boy"!!!!!!!! You be original EWU OHIA!!!!!!!! I no blame you na, na Niaraland i blame shaaaa, wey give fools oppotunity to dey post rubbish for here, ANIMAL LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Toygod(m): 9:48pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
Dont need to talk much, visit a vetenary Doc, onye ara |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by bunmioguns(m): 10:00pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
How am I suppose to laff @ dis nw :-/ :-/ :-/ |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by sutoboy(m): 12:45am On Mar 01, 2012 |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Nobody: 11:09am On Mar 03, 2012 |
Toy god: Listen Toy Dog! You are a Mad man! Ibu original Onye ara!!! Aturu Igala like you! Anumanu! Nkpi! Ewu ohia! Monkey! Ewu azuruazu!!! Exit thread and will never come back, Toy Boy! Catch Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by bright007(f): 5:55pm On Mar 03, 2012 |
Where is d joke? |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Lucario007(m): 6:26pm On Mar 03, 2012 |
I don't get it. |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by bunmioguns(m): 6:36pm On Mar 03, 2012 |
bright007: Abeg help me ask d poster o
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Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Onyeasi(m): 7:22pm On Mar 03, 2012 |
I don't understand |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Toygod(m): 10:08pm On Mar 03, 2012 |
Read over again, and if u dont still undastand, then, @MOGUL. O, RIP |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Onyeasi(m): 6:50am On Mar 04, 2012 |
Toy god:Now i get it. Toy god is a lunatic, dirty bush |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Nobody: 12:45pm On Mar 05, 2012 |
Toy god: Toy boy! You are nothing but Ntoooo, BIG FOOOLLLLLL!!!! RIP ur PAPA! RIP ur MAMA! RIP ur entire FAMILY. ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!! Onyeasi: Nwa nna how far? Watin dey happen youe side? |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Nobody: 9:44pm On Mar 05, 2012 |
@op. Weldone poster. Dis is a very dry joke u got here. ee no easy to post dry jokes oh. More ororo to ur elbow. @All d ibo people on dis thread. Abeg make una speak english wey everybody understand! Dis is nairaland d nigerian forum, not nairaland d igbo forum! Mtcheww! |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by eldav(m): 10:04pm On Mar 05, 2012 |
Feel fire! |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Nobody: 11:02am On Mar 06, 2012 |
booqee: Some people can be tribalistic ooooo!!!! Imagine this Olodo, See Booqee or what ever u call urself, is igbo not a Nigerian language? or do u have a personal problem with igbo language? Point of correction, i can write with any language of my choice, as long as it's WAZOBIA! Big FOOOOOLLLLLLLLL! tribalistic Animal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Nobody: 2:39pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
^^See dis eediotic mugu oh?! Did i say igbo is not a nigerian language? Fine, you've got the liberty to speak any language u so wish. What i'm saying is speak english which everyone understands. Not everyone understands igbo. Besides i said it in a light mood, i was just kidding. . .But you're blowing the whole thing up. And don't u call me tribalistic, cos dats what i'll never be. I appreciate every tribe and race. Big fool. |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Nobody: 2:39pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
^^See dis eediotic mugu oh?! Did i say igbo is not a nigerian language? Fine, you've got the liberty to speak any language u so wish. What i'm saying is speak english which everyone understands. Not everyone understands igbo. Besides i said it in a light mood, i was just kidding. . .But you're blowing the whole thing up. And don't u call me tribalistic, cos dats what i'll never be. I appreciate every tribe and race. Big fool. |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by angelz(f): 2:53pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
ok guys. its enuf. evry1 Sheathe ur swords. @ poster. y did u post a joke that caused war. |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Nobody: 6:52pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
passing by |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Toygod(m): 9:18pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
i just dey laff, cos I DEY FEEL LIKE OBASANJO |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Nobody: 9:58am On Mar 07, 2012 |
Toy god: YOU DEY FEEL LIKE TOY OBASANJO, TOY DOG! ODE! TOY BOY!!!! |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Lucario007(m): 6:14pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
MOGUL it's enough already, Toy god is a new poster and can't bee good immediately, so please enough with the harsh words. Okay? |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Nobody: 10:57am On Mar 09, 2012 |
Lucario007: NO PROBLEM LUCARIO007, JUST DAT ALL THIS JJC NO DEY HEAR WORD. THANKS MAN! @toy god, U GET LUCK SAY PEOPLE DON DEY BEG ME, I FOR, , , |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by allabosky(m): 11:02am On Mar 09, 2012 |
Another jokin mater,,,,,, |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Nobody: 1:15pm On Mar 10, 2012 |
MOGUL.O:see person wey dey talk, shey u no be JJC too ni?? Toygod even has about sixty something post, you just have only forty something post! And u're making mouth, calling somebody else jjc! Mtcheww. . .nonsense! |
Re: Do U Feel Dis? by sutoboy(m): 3:03pm On Mar 10, 2012 |
booqee: i no get wahala with anyone on here!if u like speak china if u like speak Egba or Ijesa like ma self! but wait oh Booqee,she na relay race u dey talk about? |
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