Nice one bro, thank God I am not followed from my village.

Omg, Its a miracle i didnt die frm laughter. , Very funny

@sunky644, Actually, the 16th sign reads 'when u don't know that forces are following u from village'. Just like u are ignorant at the moment. **sunky faints**

laff
don scatter
my baffUp!!!!!!

if u want to make people laugh dats entirely ur own business okay,dont u ever use my chelsea to crack joke!

Markenny:

15. if u have worked in a company for 10 years  without promotion.

14.when you fail maths and english in waec

13.if u slap a millitary man.

12.if your car spends more time at the mechanic than the road.

11.if you are a chelsea or liverpool fan

10. when you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC

9.you are a hidden christian in the mist of boko haram and you phone starts ringing :let somebody shout HALLELLUYA

8.when you mistake a super glue for cream

7.even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly

6.when you vomit pounped yam and egusi in church during a 3 days fasting and prayer service

5.if lionel messi catches you on the field of play

4.when u violation a millatary man`s  only child

3.when a rat eats your name out of all your original documents

2.when your only child joins the nigerian police force

1.when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram suicide bomber

Ol boi

u must pay my hospital bills for shattering my ribs

Thank God I don finally drop Chelsea for Real Madrid.

14 more to go. . . atleast I'm making progress by fighting back

16.WHEN U SEE ONILA IN UR DREAMS

I no fit shout

just can't stop laughing

Recovering from rib crack muhehehe!!!!

When you vomit on consular officer when attending your visa interview.

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

When your 'smart'phone turns into a 'cell'phone.
When there's a fuel subsidy protest right in front of your house.

ha ahahaa,didn't know when i fell from my chair on top an okro plant

oh boi!

laughing my a.s.s off here

nice 1 bro.

The N°1 made me laugh out loud at work, Abeg u try oooo

Hahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah, af muo ooooo*falls off 4rm 3rd mainland bridge*,
Op, u don murd me wt laff, chai.nomata d hatred on nairaland,people lyk d op meks me neva quit, lmfao

LAFF WAN KILL ME DIE!!!

So hilarious!

Poster, u re d bomb!!!!!

@arrived, my list would not make sense to you because am telling the world what you are facing in life

when rat eats your name out of all your original document, who will stop me from laugh ooo, dis one pass village course o

This gags was @TWEETORACLE innovation on Twitter.

@Poster, Nice one.

I can't stop laughing, I am trying to imagine what this person will do in this situation:

9.you are a hidden christian in the mist of boko haram and you phone starts ringing :let somebody shout HALLELUJAH

i cant stop laughing. u guys will kill someone

Behold the dryest joke I ever stumbled upon!

Prostitute: I give the best "Blow" Job in town.
Akpos: U be boko haram?

markenny abeg reply me through evanstical@yahoo.com