When a man/woman is interested  in marriaged women/men

When you cannot save a dime from your income

When you spend more time in hospital bed

When you dont use condon when having sex (not your husband or wife)

When a christian is converted to moslem

When you decided to become a suicide bomber for boko haram

The list is endless

Very funny man!

Lovely post. I can't stop laughing

when u later realize that your 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th born are not your biological children after your effort to sponspor them get PHD degree.

when you find out your only children are BEAF and willy-willy

9ce 1 u totally made my day

When you work like an elephant but eating like an ant
When you have spent 25 years in Lagos, yet living in a one room apartment.
When your daughters are all above 40 yet no suitors.
When you are patching a three year old shirt.
When you have tried various businesses, yet no result to show
When you keep losing money and cannot explain how.


Years ago, a man came to Lagos from Ilorin for an interview. At Oshodi, his credentials disappeared mysteriously and he had to return home. When he got to Ilorin, the credentials were waiting for him on a waste heap near his residence.

Another man went to an office in Yaba,Lagos to attend an interview. He got to the street but could not locate the office address for hours  until after the interview had been concluded.

A relation of mine was to travel to the US in 1990. He kept his visa on a table in the sitting room. A goat walked into the flat and  the goat was about to eat the passport when this relation walked out of the room,rescued the passport and gave the goat the beating of its life. When he got to the airport and was to present his visa to immigration, it had disappeared from his pocket. From nowhere, a man emerged and handed the missing visa to him.

The stories are endless.

Come to think of it, if dem no dey follow you from village and you know it, then why did you click and read then you say oh, funny, hahaha. Think am well, dem dey follow you that na why you wan know in first place.

lol, why u de yab me like this

Lol,I'm laughing in different languages

I will think of dying instead of committing suicide

Nice very funny

When your only child turns out to be like diluminati, Oops!!

When Dr. GEJ is to conduct 6 hrs operation on your only child

16. When after so many years in abroad, u came back home empty-handed.
17. When u dont have a common bicycle and you are trying to toast a babe riding range rover sport.

INFO70, your list doesnt make sense!

If with first class the only job you can get na gateman.

Lmao! What is the 16th sigh?

leffects:

Or somebody that NNPC offered a job of N300k monthly salary that refused to check his/her mail for good months.

Koolking:

16. If a dog eats your final year project few hours to submission deadline

RFLMAO. Guy you are wack!!. You will sure make money in Lagos getting yourself a church

*faints*

musKeeto:

na wa to you, SimonANAL,

When you find out that your only child simonANAL is gay

*deadest*

When you discover that the babe you have paid in a club to sleep with you is a man when you got home

17. Wen ur newly purchased car got burnt on ur way to village for xmas celebration.

js_pac:

When you find out that your only child simonANAL is gay

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It's Andal. And why is that a bad thing?

Js_Pac and Nairaland are bleeping up my name!

@OP

Super funny. you try.

Tried

Lmao,