13) If you have worked in a company for 10years without promotion :O
12) When you fail maths and english in WAEC=))
11) If u slap a military man:x
10) If your car spends more time at †ђξ mechanic than on †he road
9) If you are an Arsenal Fan ( I be Arsenal fan o).
when you are posted to Maiduguri for NYSC
7) If you are a christian in †ђξ mist of boko haram and you are claiming to be a Muslim and your phone starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT HALLELUYA" =DºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚=D
6) when u mistakinq super glue for an eye drop
5) Even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly:p
4) When u vomit pounded yam and egusi in church during a 3 days fasting and prayer service .=DºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚=D
3) when a Rat eats your name out of all your original documents:O=D
2) when your only child joins the Nigerian police force:&
1) when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram suicide bomber



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Mod pls move this **** to Joke Section.

Funny tho, but has some truth in it.

BlackPikiN:

11) If u slap a military man:x

LMAO! This is the funniest.

BlackPikiN:

13) If you have worked in a company for 10years without promotion :O
12) When you fail maths and english in WAEC=))

10) If your car spends more time at †ђξ mechanic than on †he road




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This is the most common wey dey worry most Naija people.