I joined the police at the age of 19.
Though i didnt have the best of results, my uncle was a top-notch so he fixed me.
i started as a corporal.
i enjoyed for a while through incentives and bribes(u  know how i mean ) until this woman came to report of her husband beating her up.
in fact after hearing her lamentations i boiled up since i hated men that abuse women.
So my boss sent me and my colleague issifu to go and arrest the man for questioning.
soon we were at the premises and the sight of the husband sent shivers under my spine immediately.
issifu had the handcuff, so he stepped forward to arrest the man.the man was huuuuuuuuuuuuuge! tall and fat!!!very well built, chei.Issifu in front of him was like David  and Goliath.so Issifu stepped forward then i heard "paw!!!, paw!!!" issifu took two slaps and was down.
i blinked several times panting, looked left, looked right, jumped over the wall and.  . ,  .













took to my heels!!!     i resigned that very day!!!!

look i will give to you man, you a damn resourceful person.
but i still hate you.
njpc for lyf.

Men dis thing nor make brain now u know now

Bin u no even try for dis joke oh! Smh

LOL. . . . .ignore all haters BIN. . . . Nice Joke

Hahhhhhhhs dhraaaaaie hhhaaaaarzh hhey bhhhhhreeeeeeehhhrrrrrd

shey na human being be d poster above me

whats this?

^^^

are u asking me

na u dey disgrace Naija police abi?

ole oshi!

^^^^

NEVER argue with a madman, people may not know the difference!!!

^^^ For once, one of you jokes made me laugh out loud. Hmm, nice try.

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Funny

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Useless writting just as useless writter

Lucario007: ^^^ For once, one of you jokes made me laugh out loud. Hmm, nice try.

if dis borin stori can mek u laugh, daz means if i delay u 4 appointment u fit dey laugh 4 wia u dey

*yawns*

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REMARK: YOU ARE TOO MUCH



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