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Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by Dyt(f): 10:22am On Mar 09, 2012
mcnepow
n everyth in/out of him
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by DAZZLINGM(f): 11:55am On Mar 09, 2012
smiley smiley smiley u tried dani1luv, tho i dint crack up laughing but i had smiles on my face. weldone.
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by swtchicgurl: 12:38pm On Mar 09, 2012
Dyt:

mcnepow
n everyth in/out of him

what!!!!!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked angry angry angry angry

*grabs dyt by the hair*

leave my hubby alone, u hear! angry

































grin grin grin grin
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by Dyt(f): 1:13pm On Mar 09, 2012
gives er a heavy blow in d stomach
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by swtchicgurl: 1:19pm On Mar 09, 2012
wat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gives her a hott slap!
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by mikuz(m): 1:26pm On Mar 09, 2012
make una fight jor.
Nothing sweet pass to seperate two babes wey dey fight.
Enough robbing and pressing go dey.
grin
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by Dyt(f): 1:31pm On Mar 09, 2012
tears er dress
leaves er n go fetches bottles
brks d bottles on my head

2day
i go kill u
i go tell u say i b omo isale eko
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by mikuz(m): 1:51pm On Mar 09, 2012
no fighting please.
*hugs Dyt from behind,carressing her oranges in the process and draws her backwards*
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by swtchicgurl: 2:01pm On Mar 09, 2012
Dyt:

tears er dress
leaves er n go fetches bottles
brks d bottles on my head

2day
i go kill u
i go tell u say i b omo isale eko

how dare u!
*tears her blouse and skirt!*
*bites her ears, in d process, slaps mikuz*

i will show u today! angry
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by Dyt(f): 4:29pm On Mar 09, 2012
stabs er on d face
looks arnd n sees cutlass
i ll axe u till u bleed no more

she runnin

wait 4 me
2day
i go show u say dem no dey snatch isale eko husband
runnin afta er
wit my bwest danglin
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by swtchicgurl: 4:32pm On Mar 09, 2012
whr's mcnepow? cry cry cry cry cry cry cry embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed cry cry cry cry cry
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

*throws stones at her*
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by Dyt(f): 4:37pm On Mar 09, 2012
wait 4 me
2day
i ll finish u

*skirts falls*
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by swtchicgurl: 4:42pm On Mar 09, 2012
*takes the closest turn and runs for my dear lifey!* shocked shocked shocked

help! help!! help!!!! *twisting and rolling my ikebe on motion!* shocked shocked
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by Dyt(f): 4:45pm On Mar 09, 2012
dyt falls down

yeee
my head
chai
i ll kill dis gal 2day

stands up
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by swtchicgurl: 4:48pm On Mar 09, 2012
*takes a catapult and targets her teeth*

breaks three teeth embarassed embarassed embarassed cry cry cry cry cry

no i can have some rest! angry
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by Dyt(f): 4:54pm On Mar 09, 2012
yeee
yeee
oju mi oooooo
i cant c oooooo
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by Nobody: 5:36pm On Mar 09, 2012
You tried dani!!
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by swtchicgurl: 6:38pm On Mar 09, 2012
Dyt:

yeee
yeee
oju mi oooooo
i cant c oooooo




grin grin grin grin grin grin catch am! badt gal! grin grin grin


booqee:

You tried dani!!

as in? undecided undecided undecided
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by dani1luv: 12:56pm On Mar 10, 2012
very foolish k-legged, left eyed, nippleless albino poster above me. .



Is this my thread?
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by bingbagbo(m): 1:14pm On Mar 10, 2012
^^


SMH angry angry
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by dani1luv: 1:19pm On Mar 10, 2012
I pity u
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by bingbagbo(m): 1:27pm On Mar 10, 2012
^^
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by dani1luv: 1:44pm On Mar 10, 2012
close ur mouth pls
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by onoti(f): 3:50pm On Mar 10, 2012
so funny i forgot to laugh, yawn angry
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by dani1luv: 4:32pm On Mar 10, 2012
^u be human being?
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by bunmioguns(m): 4:45pm On Mar 10, 2012
JOKE GRADING : B


REMARK: u can still do better

other remarks: Give d poster above u 24 lashes of koboko


Signed:

Bunmioguns

Projan Gen. Sec.
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by dani1luv: 4:47pm On Mar 10, 2012
Alomo at work!
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by bunmioguns(m): 4:56pm On Mar 10, 2012
Dont tell me dt u wan knack her akpako cos dis one dt u r using alomo, it's sth to be looked into undecided
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by dani1luv: 5:03pm On Mar 10, 2012
I sense jealousy. . .

If kpekus deh scratch u, go fccuk tse tse fly.
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by bunmioguns(m): 5:12pm On Mar 10, 2012
grin grin grin grin thank God u don dey reveal ur true state lil by lil, so na so u dey do am if e dey scratch u, bt wait Dani. . . Tsetsefly , .

U berra repent undecided
Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by dani1luv: 5:20pm On Mar 10, 2012
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Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by cbase: 8:14pm On Mar 10, 2012
Oh Dyt this is what u do, u leave me at home, come out here and fite over men in d public
Drags her by the hair and goes home. Wen we reach house u go hear wii

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