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Mu-mu Children by beyunce(f): 11:24am On Mar 24, 2006
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved. The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their Son's behavior.

The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman. The husband said, "We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!"

The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The eight-year-old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?" At that, the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home slamming himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said,

"What happened?" The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"
Re: Mu-mu Children by Z4M4eva(f): 11:29am On Mar 24, 2006
l.o.l
Re: Mu-mu Children by Babybee(f): 3:14pm On Mar 24, 2006
beyunce, u must be a great joker. that was funny!!!
Re: Mu-mu Children by tayoast(m): 12:22pm On Feb 10, 2010
Joke!! hahahahahahahahaha
Re: Mu-mu Children by tytylayor: 1:01pm On Feb 10, 2010
@joke, 4 yrs now
d boys, 12 & 14 respectively now, dey r now wise, dey can tell where God is now
Re: Mu-mu Children by romsky: 1:25pm On Feb 10, 2010
na re-mix of God is missing & na 8 + 10 she talk
Re: Mu-mu Children by Abbeycity4(f): 1:34pm On Feb 10, 2010
chei!! who go bring dis dead joke again angry
Re: Mu-mu Children by tytylayor: 1:41pm On Feb 10, 2010
rommie, gini tlk?
Re: Mu-mu Children by romsky: 1:59pm On Feb 10, 2010
beyunce:

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.

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tytylayor:

d boys, 12 & 14 respectively now, dey r now wise, dey can tell where God is now
Re: Mu-mu Children by tytylayor: 2:17pm On Feb 10, 2010
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.
dis was posted 4 years ago

so their age plus 4 is what?
Re: Mu-mu Children by tayoast(m): 7:59pm On Feb 10, 2010
Abbey_city:

chei!! who go bring dis dead joke again angry

a joke remains a joke, anytym anyday

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