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Mu-mu Children by dani1luv: 3:49pm On May 30, 2009
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved. The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their Son's behavior.

The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman. The husband said, "We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!"

The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The eight-year-old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?" At that, the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home slamming himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said,

"What happened?" The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"
Re: Mu-mu Children by sylve11: 6:18pm On May 30, 2009
I need a glass of palm wine, if i shuld read this joke thoroughly. cool cool
Re: Mu-mu Children by patkelly(f): 6:21pm On May 30, 2009
DANNY, how about locking this ur annoying repetition of bigfather's joke.
Re: Mu-mu Children by dani1luv: 6:28pm On May 30, 2009
cheesy
Oh so you think all the joke you see here are formed by memebers. . duh. .

Its copy & paste

Now you nid a hot coffee and a relaxtionz under a mango tree

Im sure that would reboot your brain
wink
Re: Mu-mu Children by patkelly(f): 7:27pm On May 30, 2009
it,s u who obviously needs re-booting cos apparently u've lost track of wat creativity means
that was one big easy copy right men; how can u launch a new thread wit someone else's joke
whether he created it or not and to think u're actually feeling cool with ur self over someone else's achievement
then i'll advice u sweetie to take a hike for a good skin deep recuperation duhhhhhhhhhhh cos lapalapa is doing ur brainangry angry angry angry
angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Mu-mu Children by romsky: 10:26am On Jun 01, 2009
dani pele
Re: Mu-mu Children by sylve11: 10:46am On Jun 01, 2009
@Dani-kongis, see as patkelly finish u shocked shocked cool cool
Re: Mu-mu Children by Ben13: 11:02am On Jun 01, 2009
dani, it's not compulsory to start up a thread when you don't have something new to share.
Re: Mu-mu Children by Lolabbey: 11:12am On Jun 01, 2009
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: Mu-mu Children by sylve11: 11:16am On Jun 01, 2009
Ben20001:

dani, it's not compulsory to start up a thread when you don't have something new to share.

so u wan add salt to d injury bah? grin grin cool
Re: Mu-mu Children by Abbygyal(f): 11:20am On Jun 01, 2009
sylve11:

so u wan add salt to d injury bah? grin grin cool
lol i wonder oo

its nt like he was d first person to eva do it,

patkelly easy. . .
Re: Mu-mu Children by romsky: 11:25am On Jun 01, 2009
fat kelly
Re: Mu-mu Children by Ben13: 11:26am On Jun 01, 2009
rommie darl
Re: Mu-mu Children by romsky: 11:31am On Jun 01, 2009
sweetie wetin do ya fone cldnt get thru to u last nyt
Re: Mu-mu Children by Ben13: 11:34am On Jun 01, 2009
the true owners of the fone collected it on friday, I use multilinks for the now. I'm sorry
Re: Mu-mu Children by Lolabbey: 11:39am On Jun 01, 2009
see ur life
Re: Mu-mu Children by Ben13: 11:41am On Jun 01, 2009
your pikin and dickele na suspect
Re: Mu-mu Children by romsky: 12:26pm On Jun 01, 2009
wen ya waka about no dey get bearing self
Re: Mu-mu Children by lysaa(f): 12:29pm On Jun 01, 2009
GOD IS MISSING? nahhhhhh, DANI"S BRAIN IS MISSING lmao.
Re: Mu-mu Children by clemcykul(f): 1:02pm On Jun 01, 2009
lol
Re: Mu-mu Children by romsky: 1:11pm On Jun 01, 2009
mu-mu
Re: Mu-mu Children by clemcykul(f): 1:21pm On Jun 01, 2009
that na the award wey dem give u?? lol mumu
Re: Mu-mu Children by romsky: 1:30pm On Jun 01, 2009
d word defines u to perfection
Re: Mu-mu Children by lysaa(f): 1:39pm On Jun 01, 2009
i know it defines u but what about him? lipsrsealed tongue
Re: Mu-mu Children by sylve11: 1:59pm On Jun 01, 2009
O lord! cool
Re: Mu-mu Children by Ben13: 2:01pm On Jun 01, 2009
wht again, little kid?
Re: Mu-mu Children by romsky: 2:02pm On Jun 01, 2009
as he wan fart na im shit comot
Re: Mu-mu Children by clemcykul(f): 2:12pm On Jun 01, 2009
yuck!
Re: Mu-mu Children by Ben13: 2:36pm On Jun 01, 2009
that's rather irritating
Re: Mu-mu Children by lysaa(f): 2:51pm On Jun 01, 2009
Who send u? did u have to visualize? sior!
Re: Mu-mu Children by romsky: 3:15pm On Jun 01, 2009
shioor!
Re: Mu-mu Children by lysaa(f): 3:52pm On Jun 01, 2009
copy copy make me pass!

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