Joy mojuba: i can't stop lafing. I don do my own since b4 i start to xpect so am free.

noted! Abeg laf smal n stop awhile coz we got plenty tinz 2 laf 4 n as dia result. Case clozd! Joy iz free. Signed;najibnsj on 2go.

Najib242: 6ta Zeeeey,I don c ya now! U jst fold arms de watch frm behind,nw I don catch u! Y nah? Abeg help ur broda comot!

no mind her [color=#990000][/color]

ovurevu: no mind her [color=#990000][/color]

blood iz thicker dan wata woooo! U no no sey Zainab na ma 6ta?

1 ov our ladiz on dz trend go lab do blood group test,dem giv her result sey na AB her blood group b,she colected d result,waka go hauz. As d gal fal asleep,Admission stufs keeps running in her mind,smal tym,d gal com de dream sey som1 d xplain Y her blood group is AB. D gal screamd nd rush out 2her mum,her mum was shocked 2C her screaming nd sheding tears ov joy! Whatttt iz it? Her mum demanded, ''it's finally done! Mum'' d gal replied, ''what?''her mum insisted! ''loooook@ my blood group result! ''AB'',remain 'U' to mek it complete! (ABU)'' mummy dz iz my year 2go 2 ABU Zaria! D mother suddenly colapsed............... ABU.........! No kil ppl...abeg! Stil ur guy najibnsj on 2go. I no call nem!

U guys r jux funny, dnt even knw wat 2 post.

Najib242: 1 ov our ladiz on dz trend go lab do blood group test,dem giv her result sey na AB her blood group b,she colected d result,waka go hauz. As d gal fal asleep,Admission stufs keeps running in her mind,smal tym,d gal com de dream sey som1 d xplain Y her blood group is AB. D gal screamd nd rush out 2her mum,her mum was shocked 2C her screaming nd sheding tears ov joy! Whatttt iz it? Her mum demanded, ''it's finally done! Mum'' d gal replied, ''what?''her mum insisted! ''loooook@ my blood group result! ''AB'',remain 'U' to mek it complete! (ABU)'' mummy dz iz my year 2go 2 ABU Zaria! D mother suddenly colapsed............... ABU.........! No kil ppl...abeg! Stil ur guy najibnsj on 2go. I no call nem!

D gal blood dey hot dia sef.... ABU no dey try 4 boiz

Mak una imagine oooo.... Hauz ma don dey vex wit me sef,,,yday I wan enta hauz nai gate lock hiimself oo....4 my mind I say I no blame u, no b ABU allow u dey c me 4 hauz.... Lata Jawe.. By God grc we wil b amng d choosen1.. Let me hia u say Amen or Amin

Eternal love
What pains..is we are born to die
Love the spring of untouched
Our love begins here today
No tarnishing
Our love, honey of paradise
Among the birds in deep dark forest
Your face is the only light
Angel, you're created
You're the supernatural
You're well materialized
You're well structuralized
Angel of today and eternity
My heart is undying
My soul is unresting
My angel by your name I live till eternity
By the age of the moon and of the sun
I will die...
Just a minute without you I am convicted
Be just angel!
The only true love
Is the star not leaving the sky?
Taking the highest heat
I love you
I love you more
By:Ibrahym Oba,2011-4-2
Dedicated to Joy nd Sodiq

Greatest Questions

Little boy;
What does thy know about destiny?
The poet;
I know but little about destiny
Little boy;
If ye tells me I know I will live life peacefully
The poet;
Destiny is like a wind which blows in the arabian sea,
Upon which it next direction is unknown,
You will see men growing greatly at their tender age but their next minute is unpredictable
Then, reverse it could be my former line
Little boy;
You mean destiny is like a deep wide sea
Which the direction you follow leads you any where
The poet;
Hey!
Brother we began our lives here
Tomorrow you may be richer than I
The creator has already created us before we exist
Little boy;
Then I will go to a sorcerer to foresee my destiny
The poet;
Destiny can never be look into
Even those who are summon
By the name foreseers
Do not know when termite will eat them
Little boy;
Can destiny be ever change?
The poet;
It can be change only with prayer
But my lord only give those he will
Little boy;
When shall we die?
The poet;
And so I laugh...
Death is inevitable
Non but my lord and those who had gone
Can talk about it
Little boy;
I mean
How will I die?
The poet;
For you know not where and how you were born
The the knowledge of
Where and how you will die remains with Allah
He creates the world and know every hidden things.
Little boy;
How can I live this world
The poet;
Boy!
Walk as if non is looking at you
Talk as if non is listening to you
Think as if you are thinking for others
Pray and make sacrifice
Let's us kip prayin abu wil favour us....

Ibrahymoba: Eternal love
What pains..is we are born to die
Love the spring of untouched
Our love begins here today
No tarnishing
Our love, honey of paradise
Among the birds in deep dark forest
Your face is the only light
Angel, you're created
You're the supernatural
You're well materialized
You're well structuralized
Angel of today and eternity
My heart is undying
My soul is unresting
My angel by your name I live till eternity
By the age of the moon and of the sun
I will die...
Just a minute without you I am convicted
Be just angel!
The only true love
Is the star not leaving the sky?
Taking the highest heat
I love you
I love you more
By:Ibrahym Oba,2011-4-2
Dedicated to Joy nd Sodiq

hahahahahaha,abeg o,u no knw mayb sef her boi4wnd dy watch 4rm behind d scene,i nah want hard trial o...

Sodiq33:
hahahahahaha,abeg o,u no knw mayb sef her boi4wnd dy watch 4rm behind d scene,i nah want hard trial o...

U dey fuk me up...8-) abumaniac.

xbee24: U guys r jux funny, dnt even knw wat 2 post.

tnk God u say 'funny' d higher d fun,d lower d frustration/tension and d greater d love...... We lov u olllll!

Najib242: tnk God u say 'funny' d higher d fun,d lower d frustration/tension and d greater d love...... We lov u olllll!

Even the soldiers in warfront sing,they dnt no if death wil hug them or nt,so u mean we shld nt write to relief?..Xbee u r bin sentimental..ah ah ah u neva 4gv me ni,sori oooo....Najib my guy u r realy a mascomunicator,u get brain..
Hook me up on 2go Ibrahymoba
I love u guyz
Me I be muslim and I knw al about fate...

Ibrahymoba: Eternal love
What pains..is we are born to die
Love the spring of untouched
Our love begins here today
No tarnishing
Our love, honey of paradise
Among the birds in deep dark forest
Your face is the only light
Angel, you're created
You're the supernatural
You're well materialized
You're well structuralized
Angel of today and eternity
My heart is undying
My soul is unresting
My angel by your name I live till eternity
By the age of the moon and of the sun
I will die...
Just a minute without you I am convicted
Be just angel!
The only true love
Is the star not leaving the sky?
Taking the highest heat
I love you
I love you more
By:Ibrahym Oba,2011-4-2
Dedicated to Joy nd Sodiq

u r a darling.

Am missing pakavy o who knw his were about?

e be lyk say this thread don turn love matta!

pls!!! Anyone with d whereabout of pakavvy?
Make una tell am say na naw we need am

L0ve matter...n0t ma pr0blem..wh0 cares when I jst br0ke up wif my Gf..and d 0nly thn runninq thr0ugh ma mind is ABU admxn list"assuminq i dey skul ..way better chicks dey ..she g0 qet m0uth?" 2ma0 plx plx..i d0nt thnk I can sleep 2nyt...G0D help us All ..1c m0re happy Matric In Advance!

heeey guys, hw una day nw? Av ben following oooo, seriously nuc no get mouth 2 bite na only barck them sabi abeg una 31st of oct neva pass? Mitchewwww if i tell una say i neva tire 2 wait na lie i day talk... Even the 3 carton of indomie i buy don finish hmmmmm God pls help us. Sheeey them say registration go start on 5th of dis month? soo make we expect d list b4 dat day

Shamoo100: L0ve matter...n0t ma pr0blem..wh0 cares when I jst br0ke up wif my Gf..and d 0nly thn runninq thr0ugh ma mind is ABU admxn list"assuminq i dey skul ..way better chicks dey ..she g0 qet m0uth?" 2ma0 plx plx..i d0nt thnk I can sleep 2nyt...G0D help us All ..1c m0re happy Matric In Advance!

wow....e don catch u..ehya Abumaniac,e de wori me toooooooo..Wat make u break up wit dat gel go stil make u break up wit dos abumaniachicks so beta u go reconcile b4 d list is out.

In anoda vein kuma:-
A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!"

The guy says, "But this isn't just any dog... this dog can play the piano!"

The bartender replies, "Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay... and have a drink on the house!"

So the guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts playing. Ragtime, Mozart... and the bartender and patrons are enjoying the music.

Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out. The bartender asks the guy, "What was that all about?"

The guy replies, "Oh, that was his mother. She wanted him to be a doctor." stil ur best wisher sm kanfage[color=#006600][/color]

Sani M. Haruna:
In anoda vein kuma:-
A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!"

The guy says, "But this isn't just any dog... this dog can play the piano!"

The bartender replies, "Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay... and have a drink on the house!"

So the guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts playing. Ragtime, Mozart... and the bartender and patrons are enjoying the music.

Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out. The bartender asks the guy, "What was that all about?"

The guy replies, "Oh, that was his mother. She wanted him to be a doctor." stil ur best wisher sm kanfage[color=#006600][/color]

haha...may be the dog is an abu aspirant

WOW The long awaited A.B.U 2012/2013 admission list....
May b out tomorrow.
Before we were born those men before us biliv tomorrow's hope neva lies.
I pray 2mrow wil nt lie here too oo
I pray 2mrow make a great day
My bed is kalin I wana sleep am eager to seeing tomorrow cos am ill,abunophobia tinz.GUDNYTE

ofelix15: pls!!! Anyone with d whereabout of pakavvy?
Make una tell am say na naw we need am

at least his lies wz helping matas

please o my pple,d date of birth on my jamb slip contradict dat on my declaration of age,wat did i do,quick response please

Joy mojuba: at least his lies wz helping matas

na u com de tok dz joy??

Make I tel una the truth of the matter, the list can not be out 2moro. Reason? The reason is dat the anniversary will end by 2moro bn d 2nd of november and its on friday. They won't release it until they are through with their celebration b4 we start our own celebration at fresh we bn the freshers, so xpect d list as u wl xpect Jesus (Isah AS), dats any moment 4rm monday. Pls don't eat me up, am just sharin my own point of view...*peace out*

My wyf de vex nw...... I beta go 2bed... Olwez hopin 2c sumtin gud. 1lov.......!

Make I tel una the truth of the matter, the list can not be out 2moro. Reason? The reason is dat the anniversary will end by 2moro bn d 2nd of november and its on friday. They won't release it until they are through with their celebration b4 we start our own celebration at fresh 4 us bn the freshers, so xpect d list as u wl xpect Jesus (Isah AS), dats any moment 4rm monday. Pls don't eat me up, am just sharin my own point of view...*peace out*

Am tired of this damn fucking abu stuffs...wont comment again til d list is released...wil also be watchin 4rm behind!

A.B.U HERE WE CUM......in any situation u find urself in dis world,always thank God(kasamadupe)...sumtimes,life is nt abt our policies all d time...GOD got d perfect plan 4 each 1 of us,so,we shldnt regret dat we were created in any bad situatn we found ourself......thoug,a.b.u is delayin d list,we shldnt get frustrated wt dat,we shld kip d hope high cus my broda ibrahm hv said it all(DESTINY CAN NEVER BE DENEID BT DELAYED)delay is nt denial...am stil ur boy sodiq@2go......PRESERVERANCE BREEDS SUCCESS....REMAIN FOCUS GUY'S-group captain j.p musa(bsc,,phd,pgd,msc,mmss,).i rep masscommunication department A.B.U 100L

Umardeen: Make I tel una the truth of the matter, the list can not be out 2moro. Reason? The reason is dat the anniversary will end by 2moro bn d 2nd of november and its on friday. They won't release it until they are through with their celebration b4 we start our own celebration at fresh 4 us bn the freshers, so xpect d list as u wl xpect Jesus (Isah AS), dats any moment 4rm monday. Pls don't eat me up, am just sharin my own point of view...*peace out*

lol,sumpple wil definately swallow u alive,...list is definately cumin out on.............anyday it cums out.....