Danjuma827: kogi state has not released any list ohhh mr guy,where did you get that from?

its nt ksu dat release the admission list but jamb, I hav frnds dat were given admission dis yre tru jamb...

Danjuma827: kogi state has not released any list ohhh mr guy,where did you get that from?

its nt ksu dat release the admission list but JAMB, I hav frnds dat were given admission dis yre tru JAMB...

Anu oluwa soka le la awa omo ore hun kepe ooooo

Umardeen: its nt ksu dat release the admission list but JAMB, I hav frnds dat were given admission dis yre tru JAMB...

k......... No problem

xtra123: If you have been writing jamb/post utmes, but have found admission extremely difficult, due to unknown factors e.g deficiency in O’level or if you had less than 200 in the UTME exam and still wish to apply for your dream school, then i urge you to read this post with keen interest, in order to grasp the message i am trying to pass across. Even for those who scored above 200 in the UTME, this is also a means to increase your chances of admission.
It is rather simple and clear. The best alternative for JAMB, is IJMB.

What is IJMB?
Ans. interim joint matriculation board

It is a programme, that takes you to 200 level direct,into any school of your choice
This programme, is available for ALL(arts, science, commercial, social science etc)

The programme is organized by the Ahmadu Bello University Zaria, and has accredited centres here in ILORIN KWARA STATE

Upon successful completion of the programme, you can buy direct entry forms and apply for any school of your choice. (Note that, you no longer write any post utme and can apply for as many schools, provided you can buy the direct entry forms you need)

During the programme you will be taught extensively, but only in three subjects. for example, if you wish to study medicine or biochemistry, then your subjects combination is BIOLOGY, CHEMISTRY, PHYSICS.

The final result is calculated in points. The higher the points, the better for you, that is:

A B C D E F

5 4 3 2 1 0

Now, if a student going for medicine gets A in biology, B in physics. C in chemistry then his aggregates becomes 12 POINTS with the addition of 1 point if there is no F making a total of 13 POINTS

LECTURES FOR THE PROGRAMME HAS COMMENCED, BUT NOT YET IN FULL MOMENTUM

THE PROGRAMME IS USUALLY NINE MONTHS
YOU ARE ADVISED TO APPLY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, TO SAVE YOURSELF STRESS.

REGISTRATION FOR 2012/13 SESSION IS ALREADY IN PROGRESS.

FEES ARE PAYABLE TWICE BUT AT MINIMUM OF 60% FOR A START.

FOR MORE INFO, FEEL FREE TO CALL:

07037203368, 08060849193

NOTE THAT: Hostel facilities are available, but nevertheless OPTIONAL

ijmb program in abu is 18 months.visit www.sbrsabu.org for more info

Нεγ guys tanx 4 dos of U̶̲̥̅̊ dat holla me xtday on ma bufdai sodiq aπϑ co. Lets keep waitin 4 d list guys anyhw it must cme out. HAPPY MATRIC IN ADVANCE

Chaii! U ppl hop abumaniac no kil u,close 2 three hours past nd nobody post.wahala dey

Sleeplesnez....Abunophobia.HELP ME PALZ I need healin!!

Me don tire sef.... Mak dem eat d list naw.... Mony jawe

Slow n steady............nt hw fa bt hw wel

The waiting continues................

wetin me knw be say dem no fit resume without 100L students,
xo me no dey shake cos dat list must be out B4 lectures resume.

D last tym i made mention of d additional 2 wks u guys wanted strangulating me (lol), bt its obvious 2 every1 nw dt d release of d list wunt exceed dz coming friday. Peace...

Still wishing all d aspirants d best of d bests.

Slow and steady does not hinder arrival.Mah fellow aspirants jez hav faith nd mrs.Gej (patience) for everthing that has begining must hav an end.

WKND 2 MY FELLOW ASPIRANTS MAY OUR WISH COME POSITIVE.

Afta al d predictions none came 2 pas so God ways ar unpredictable dat d lesson we learnt here taks my God

Recently Akpos was employed as d official barber in the Aso rock villa.
One sunny afternoon while on duty,Akpos d official barber asked GEJ:Oga,wetin be all diz wahala about the differrent sickness wey dem talk say dey sick our mummy for Germany sef?
GEJ:Shouted at him,YOU!Are you barbing hair or conducting enquiry?
Akpos:Sorry Oga sir,no vex,I only just ask so dat i go know wetin i go pray about her sickness.
Next day while barbing the hair of Veepee Namadi Sambo,Akpos said Oga sir wetin dey cause all diz suicide bomb wahala for kaduna sef?
Veepe Sambo screemed at him,why did u ask me this question?
Akpos said,sorry Sir! I say mek i ask you keshon because you be farmer Gomina of kaduna state.
Next day,SSS agent came to investigate Akpos.
SSS:Are u an agent of boko haram?
Akpos:No sir,Oga miii!
SSS:Are u an agent of opposition parties?
Akpos:Oga nooooooo!
SSS:then while cutting their hairs why did u ask GEJ about his wife health status and Veepee Sambo about suicide bombers?
Papa Akpos:Oga Sir:Na because wen I ask dem dat kind kweshon their hair go just stand straight KAKARAKA for their head,and dat go mek am easy for me to barb their hair!

Akpos still in custody


And admission wil not be released til Papa Akpos is released.hahahhahahaahahahhahahahahahhahaahhahahahhahh,its not true naw.strictly for laught.

A.B.U mek all dis dude no dey bliv me again,dey kip whispering 2 deresef ):He is a lier d admissn list ix already owt!..He waz nt admitted datz y,him dey tink sey we b fool ne!! Mek i hear sey dem neva release dia list since wen dey go write dia Post utme,.. i jex laff nd said it ol abt tym no mata how water tek hot sumday it gon be koold..Nd i know God tym gon b da best, Nd He olready promise nt 2 disappoint me! dat ma name ix olready @ da top list...#I KNW::..OLUWA IX INVOLVED

PRINCIPAL:Akpors ur result ix so poor.wax even ur best period? Akpors:Free period sir

TEACHER: Akpors come and solve this problem 3x(6+7)+2...Akpors carry duster and clean the board and said problem slolved

List is gonna b out on mdae btw 2pm-6pm...it's nw ur choice 2 biliv or liv it...

ofelix15: wetin me knw be say dem no fit resume without 100L students,
xo me no dey shake cos dat list must be out B4 lectures resume.

dier is ntin imposible in a.b.u

JAMB don release UDUSOK admission o, wetin abu dey wait 4 na?

That a.b.u v.c and registrar ar heartlez...I seem emanciating.Cant stop thinking of it.

Let jax col hm charles Ethusiat

Gud evni n api weknd 2my felow aspirants i pray our wories sud nt b n vain!!!

accomodation portal will be open 2mrw also 2012/2013 adm list is xpctd 2mrw or monday i wish my fellow aspirant best of luck.

[color=#000099][/color] letz just Pray 4 d best...

Guys u nid 2 b wary of dis fraudster calld pr0f. Charlse, he's an0ther pakavy in d making, or pr0bably pakavy using an0ther i.d

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cutex wetin u dey wait 4? abeg go join FBI. u be sure guy. I lyk ur type. SHARP GUYS... dis one wey u don xpose prof,,, Big shout out 2 u and all aspirants......