All i see is God's purpose 4 us dat is abt 2 manifest in physical becos it has been accredited spiritually (in heaven).
I pray dat every hand dat contributed on dis trend shall testify n glorify God 4 his awesome work, Amen.
God bless nigeria!!

ofelix15:
U go like trouble

ME no like trouble bt abu stuf done make me dey fierce...

Stil ur boy Sodiq3@2go...admsn list is nxt wik..

Ibrahymoba: ME no like trouble bt abu stuf done make me dey fierce...

lol..beyonce own na sashafierce ur own go b ibrahymfierce..no wory,itx jst a matr of tym..oni suru koni je baje *hp I got da yoruba ryt*

Goldieboo: lol..beyonce own na sashafierce ur own go b ibrahymfierce..no wory,itx jst a matr of tym..oni suru koni je baje *hp I got da yoruba ryt*

Yap ur yoruba is superpoor..
Ibrahymoba@2go

When he was a little boy his uncle
called him “Sparky”, after a comic-
strip horse named Spark Plug.
School was all but impossible for
Sparky. He failed every subject in
the eighth grade. He flunked
physics in high school, getting a
grade of zero. He also flunked
Latin, algebra and English. And his
record in sports wasn’t any better.
Though he did manage to make
the school’s golf team, he
promptly lost the only important
match of the season. Oh, there
was a consolation match; he lost
that too. Throughout his youth,
Sparky was awkward socially. It
wasn’t that the other students
disliked him; it’s just that no one
really cared all that much. In fact,
Sparky was astonished if a
classmate ever said hello to him
outside of school hours. There’s
no way to tell how he might have
done at dating. He never once
asked a girl out in high school. He
was too afraid of being turned
down… or perhaps laughed at.
Sparky was a loser. He, his
classmates… everyone knew it. So
he learned to live with it. He made
up his mind early that if things
were meant to work out, they
would. Otherwise he would
content himself with what
appeared to be his inevitable
mediocrity. One thing WAS
important to Sparky, however —
drawing. He was proud of his
artwork. No one else appreciated
it. But that didn’t seem to matter
to him. In his senior year of high
school, he submitted some
cartoons to the the yearbook. The
editors rejected the concept.
Despite this brush-off, Sparky was
convinced of his ability. He even
decided to become an artist. So,
after completing high school,
Sparky wrote Walt Disney Studios.
They asked for samples of his
artwork. Despite careful
preparation, it too was rejected.
One more confirmation that he
was a loser. But Sparky still didn’t
give up. Instead, he decided to tell
his own life’s story in cartoons.
The main character would be a
little boy who symbolized the
perpetual loser and chronic
underachiever. You know him
well. Because Sparky’s cartoon
character went on to become a
cultural phenomenon of sorts.
People readily identified with this
“lovable loser.” He reminded
people of the painful and
embarrassing moments from
their own past, of their pain and
their shared humanity. The
character soon became famous
worldwide: “Charlie Brown.” And
Sparky, the boy whose many
failures never kept him from
trying, whose work was rejected
again and again,… is the highly
successful cartoonist Charles
Schultz. His cartoon strip,
“Peanuts,” continues to inspire
books, T-shirts
and Christmas specials, reminding
us, as someone once commented,
that life somehow finds a way for
all of us, even the losers. Sparky’s
story reminds us of a very
important principle in life. We all
face difficulty and
discouragement from time to
time. We also have a choice in
how we handle it. If we’re
persistent, if we hold fast to our
faith, if we continue to develop
the unique talents God has given
us, who knows what can happen?
We may end up with an insight
and an
ability to inspire that comes only
through hardship. In the end,
there are no “losers” with God.
Some winners just take longer to
develop! Say to urself "Am a winner"

A kindergarten teacher has
decided to let her class
play a game. The teacher told each
child in the class to bring along
a plastic bag containing a few
potatoes. Each potato will be
given a name of a person that the
child hates, So the number of
potatoes that a child will put in
his/
her plastic bag will depend on the
number of people
he/she hates. So when the day
came, every child brought some
potatoes with the name of the
people he/she hated.
Some had 2 potatoes; some 3
while some up to 5
potatoes. The teacher then told
the children to carry
with them the potatoes in the
plastic bag wherever
they go (even to the toilet) for 1
week. Days after days passed by,
and the children started to
complain due to the unpleasant
smell let out by the
rotten potatoes. Besides, those
having 5 potatoes
also had to carry heavier bags.
After 1 week, the
children were relieved because
the game had finally
ended.... The teacher asked: "How
did you feel while carrying
the potatoes with you for 1
week?" The children let
out their frustrations and started
complaining of the
trouble that they had to go
through having to carry
the heavy and smelly potatoes
wherever they go. Then the
teacher told them the hidden
meaning
behind the game. The teacher
said: "This is exactly
the situation when you carry your
hatred for
somebody inside your heart. The
stench of hatred
will contaminate your heart and
you will carry it with
you wherever you go. If you
cannot tolerate the smell of rotten
potatoes for just 1 week, can you
imagine what is it like to have the
stench of hatred in
your heart for your lifetime"
Moral of the story: Throw away
any hatred for anyone from your
heart
so that you will not carry sins for
a lifetime. Forgiving
others is the best attitude to take!
True love is not loving a perfect
person but loving an
imperfect person perfectly

MUST READ
On the first day God created the
dog. God said, "Sit all
day by the door of your house
and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. I will
give you a life span
of twenty years." The dog said,
"That's too long to be
barking. Give me ten years and I'll
give you back the other ten."
So God agreed. On the second day
God created the monkey. God
said, "Entertain people, do
monkey tricks and make
them
laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year
life span." The
monkey said, "Monkey tricks for
twenty years? I
don't think so. Dog gave you back
ten, so that's what I'll do too,
okay?"
And God agreed. On the third day
God created the cow. "You must
go
to the field with the farmer all day
long and suffer
under the sun, have calves, and
give milk to support
the farmer. I will give you a life
span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a
tough life you want
me to live for sixty years. Let me
have twenty and I'll give back the
other forty."
And God agreed again. On the
fourth day God created man. God
said, "Eat,
sleep, play, marry and enjoy your
life. I'll give you
twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty
years? Tell you what,
I'll take my twenty, and the forty
the cow gave back,
and the ten the monkey gave
back, and the ten the dog gave
back, that makes eighty, okay?"
Okay," said God, "You've got a
deal." So that is why the first
twenty years we eat, sleep,
play, and enjoy ourselves; the next
forty years we
slave in the sun to support our
family; the next ten
years we do monkey tricks to
entertain the
grandchildren; and the last ten
years we sit on the
front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to
you

BabatundeGPD: When he was a little boy his uncle
called him “Sparky”, after a comic-
strip horse named Spark Plug.
School was all but impossible for
Sparky. He failed every subject in
the eighth grade. He flunked
physics in high school, getting a
grade of zero. He also flunked
Latin, algebra and English. And his
record in sports wasn’t any better.
Though he did manage to make
the school’s golf team, he
promptly lost the only important
match of the season. Oh, there
was a consolation match; he lost
that too. Throughout his youth,
Sparky was awkward socially. It
wasn’t that the other students
disliked him; it’s just that no one
really cared all that much. In fact,
Sparky was astonished if a
classmate ever said hello to him
outside of school hours. There’s
no way to tell how he might have
done at dating. He never once
asked a girl out in high school. He
was too afraid of being turned
down… or perhaps laughed at.
Sparky was a loser. He, his
classmates… everyone knew it. So
he learned to live with it. He made
up his mind early that if things
were meant to work out, they
would. Otherwise he would
content himself with what
appeared to be his inevitable
mediocrity. One thing WAS
important to Sparky, however —
drawing. He was proud of his
artwork. No one else appreciated
it. But that didn’t seem to matter
to him. In his senior year of high
school, he submitted some
cartoons to the the yearbook. The
editors rejected the concept.
Despite this brush-off, Sparky was
convinced of his ability. He even
decided to become an artist. So,
after completing high school,
Sparky wrote Walt Disney Studios.
They asked for samples of his
artwork. Despite careful
preparation, it too was rejected.
One more confirmation that he
was a loser. But Sparky still didn’t
give up. Instead, he decided to tell
his own life’s story in cartoons.
The main character would be a
little boy who symbolized the
perpetual loser and chronic
underachiever. You know him
well. Because Sparky’s cartoon
character went on to become a
cultural phenomenon of sorts.
People readily identified with this
“lovable loser.” He reminded
people of the painful and
embarrassing moments from
their own past, of their pain and
their shared humanity. The
character soon became famous
worldwide: “Charlie Brown.” And
Sparky, the boy whose many
failures never kept him from
trying, whose work was rejected
again and again,… is the highly
successful cartoonist Charles
Schultz. His cartoon strip,
“Peanuts,” continues to inspire
books, T-shirts
and Christmas specials, reminding
us, as someone once commented,
that life somehow finds a way for
all of us, even the losers. Sparky’s
story reminds us of a very
important principle in life. We all
face difficulty and
discouragement from time to
time. We also have a choice in
how we handle it. If we’re
persistent, if we hold fast to our
faith, if we continue to develop
the unique talents God has given
us, who knows what can happen?
We may end up with an insight
and an
ability to inspire that comes only
through hardship. In the end,
there are no “losers” with God.
Some winners just take longer to
develop! Say to urself "Am a winner"

carry this to the literature section

Ibrahymoba: Yap ur yoruba is superpoor..
Ibrahymoba@2go

haba..nt evn u tried..u c y I dnt lyk speakn ba..*sad*

Am afraid ABU admission list has become a fairy tale...

Ikani-Drew:
Am afraid ABU admission list has become a fairy tale...

fairy tales r full of shitt!

ladies and gentlemen, on ma way to Z-town
who cares 2 join me

Sodiq33: Stil ur boy Sodiq3@2go...admsn list is nxt wik..

... Who send u

Ikani-Drew:
Am afraid ABU admission list has become a fairy tale...

walahi my guy.

PLS DO ANYONE KNW When kadpoly's registratn wil end....pls reply.[b][/b]

Answer me guyz plz...i need ur response
Am a ND holder of federal poly Bida aplyin 4 DE in Comp sci At ABU wit lowa credit of '2.732' and 1 of my uncle is a prof and a close frnd 2 d registrer at d institutn, e told me dat e as alredy submited my credendials 4 execution... Plz guyz wotz ma chance of getin admsn? cuz am woried bcuz of ma CGPA 'lower credit'...
Immediate response plz

FANITO: PLS DO ANYONE KNW When kadpoly's registratn wil end....pls reply.[b][/b]

30th of this month, No tyme 2 check tyme.

Alonsoft: Answer me guyz plz...i need ur response
Am a ND holder of federal poly Bida aplyin 4 DE in Comp sci At ABU wit lowa credit of '2.732' and 1 of my uncle is a prof and a close frnd 2 d registrer at d institutn, e told me dat e as alredy submited my credendials 4 execution... Plz guyz wotz ma chance of getin admsn? cuz am woried bcuz of ma CGPA 'lower credit'...
Immediate response plz

wel,it is clear stated in jamb brochure dat a.b.u only accpt upper credit nd abv in admtin d.e candidate...bt stil,we cnt define ur destiny,anythng is possible in dat skul...so,jst kip ur finger'z nd legs crossssss...

Admissi0n list to be out 26th N0v 2012...GOOD LUCK AND GREAT TESTIM0NIES TO THE HAND THAT CLICK LIKE

Japhybest: Admissi0n list to be out 26th N0v 2012...GOOD LUCK AND GREAT TESTIM0NIES TO THE HAND THAT CLICK LIKE

i click like nt bcuz i bliev ur rumure, bt bcuz of grt testimony n goodluck u wrote @ d end. Take note.

A guy was dating a girl 4 six months & he got tired of the relationship. Later in the evening he took her out & bought a bottle of malt 4 her. Then after, he told the girl that the relationship is over. The Girl Cried for a While, Later the girl started laughing, the guy was confuse & later discover that the girl won 12 million from the malt she drank. If it were u, wat's next

N0tinq much 2 p0st..BABATUNDE THUMBS UP!! jst that i cant qu0te al ur p0st bt sincerely speak'n u'r already reducinq d stress and prexure..Enx man

Iseeeeee......

BabatundeGPD: When he was a little boy his uncle
called him “Sparky”, after a comic-
strip horse named Spark Plug.
School was all but impossible for
Sparky. He failed every subject in
the eighth grade. He flunked
physics in high school, getting a
grade of zero. He also flunked
Latin, algebra and English. And his
record in sports wasn’t any better.
Though he did manage to make
the school’s golf team, he
promptly lost the only important
match of the season. Oh, there
was a consolation match; he lost
that too. Throughout his youth,
Sparky was awkward socially. It
wasn’t that the other students
disliked him; it’s just that no one
really cared all that much. In fact,
Sparky was astonished if a
classmate ever said hello to him
outside of school hours. There’s
no way to tell how he might have
done at dating. He never once
asked a girl out in high school. He
was too afraid of being turned
down… or perhaps laughed at.
Sparky was a loser. He, his
classmates… everyone knew it. So
he learned to live with it. He made
up his mind early that if things
were meant to work out, they
would. Otherwise he would
content himself with what
appeared to be his inevitable
mediocrity. One thing WAS
important to Sparky, however —
drawing. He was proud of his
artwork. No one else appreciated
it. But that didn’t seem to matter
to him. In his senior year of high
school, he submitted some
cartoons to the the yearbook. The
editors rejected the concept.
Despite this brush-off, Sparky was
convinced of his ability. He even
decided to become an artist. So,
after completing high school,
Sparky wrote Walt Disney Studios.
They asked for samples of his
artwork. Despite careful
preparation, it too was rejected.
One more confirmation that he
was a loser. But Sparky still didn’t
give up. Instead, he decided to tell
his own life’s story in cartoons.
The main character would be a
little boy who symbolized the
perpetual loser and chronic
underachiever. You know him
well. Because Sparky’s cartoon
character went on to become a
cultural phenomenon of sorts.
People readily identified with this
“lovable loser.” He reminded
people of the painful and
embarrassing moments from
their own past, of their pain and
their shared humanity. The
character soon became famous
worldwide: “Charlie Brown.” And
Sparky, the boy whose many
failures never kept him from
trying, whose work was rejected
again and again,… is the highly
successful cartoonist Charles
Schultz. His cartoon strip,
“Peanuts,” continues to inspire
books, T-shirts
and Christmas specials, reminding
us, as someone once commented,
that life somehow finds a way for
all of us, even the losers. Sparky’s
story reminds us of a very
important principle in life. We all
face difficulty and
discouragement from time to
time. We also have a choice in
how we handle it. If we’re
persistent, if we hold fast to our
faith, if we continue to develop
the unique talents God has given
us, who knows what can happen?
We may end up with an insight
and an
ability to inspire that comes only
through hardship. In the end,
there are no “losers” with God.
Some winners just take longer to
develop! Say to urself "Am a winner"

Imagine this and answer pls: U called your girlfriend TO TELL her that
u wanna break up ..she starts begging
u on phone and you tell her to come
over to a bar or restaurant for u both to
discuss. On getting to the restaurant, you
BOUGHT a bottle of harp for yourself
and BOUGHT her malt. The discussion
continues and you told her again that
you just want a break no matter what
and that you are tired of the relationship. When she hears you saying this again,
she started crying and begging you
that you should let the relationship
continue no matter what but u
disagreed and shouted no. After some minutes you opened your
drink and she opened hers too and not
long again the girl who has been crying
since you told her that you wanna
break up turn out to be laughing and
very amused and you started wondering what came over her since
she has been crying and pleading. Being so surprised at her laughter and
happiness, you asked her why she was
laughing and she told you that the malt
she opened and which you bought for
her has just won her 20 MILLION
NAIRA. IF U WERE TO BE HER GUY WHO HAS BEEN
TELLING HER THAT YOU WANT TO BREAK
UP, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO AT THAT
PARTICULAR MOMENT? I dey wait for ur answer o! Just 4 fun! Let's goooooooooo

papachy: A guy was dating a girl 4 six months & he got tired of the relationship. Later in the evening he took her out & bought a bottle of malt 4 her. Then after, he told the girl that the relationship is over. The Girl Cried for a While, Later the girl started laughing, the guy was confuse & later discover that the girl won 12 million from the malt she drank. If it were u, wat's next

oh boy, nah wao! If 2 say nah mi, GOD FORBID, hmm? @ dat very sport, i go use ma physical strength to collet it, n sik her 4givnes. If posible may even continue d rlatnship. Bt na wao guy! Ha. Milions of naira no b smal tin o guy!

Welc0me to A.B.U STRESS AND BATTLE

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. Thebus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rearof the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tellhim off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'

Ten little known facts about relativity:
(1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
(2) Energy equals milk chocolate square (attributed to Albert E. Hersey)
(3) Delivery of Christmas gifts by Santa to the children of the world is now accomplished byriding Rudolf the red-shift reindeer.
(4) The general relativity theory of gravitation is responsible for people falling in love.
(5) The speed of an IRS tax refund is constant.
(6) Anger is neither created nor conserved but only changed from one form to another.
(7) The speed of time is one second per second, which is also called the fundamental unity.
( Death and taxes are the same for all constantly moving observers.
(9) Moving midgets are shortened.
(10) Divorce and alimony are equivalent but the latter is multiplied by an enormous factor

Attention plz!!!all aspirants ar we nt goin 2 celebr8 A.B.U 2012/2013 nairaland post@150 coz we ar gatin closest 2,reply ashap

MUST READ
On the first day God created the
dog. God said, "Sit all
day by the door of your house
and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. I will
give you a life span
of twenty years." The dog said,
"That's too long to be
barking. Give me ten years and I'll
give you back the other ten."
So God agreed. On the second day
God created the monkey. God
said, "Entertain people, do
monkey tricks and make
them
laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year
life span." The
monkey said, "Monkey tricks for
twenty years? I
don't think so. Dog gave you back
ten, so that's what I'll do too,
okay?"
And God agreed. On the third day
God created the cow. "You must
go
to the field with the farmer all day
long and suffer
under the sun, have calves, and
give milk to support
the farmer. I will give you a life
span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a
tough life you want
me to live for sixty years. Let me
have twenty and I'll give back the
other forty."
And God agreed again. On the
fourth day God created man. God
said, "Eat,
sleep, play, marry and enjoy your
life. I'll give you
twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty
years? Tell you what,
I'll take my twenty, and the forty
the cow gave back,
and the ten the monkey gave
back, and the ten the dog gave
back, that makes eighty, okay?"
Okay," said God, "You've got a
deal." So that is why the first
twenty years we eat, sleep,
play, and enjoy ourselves; the next
forty years we
slave in the sun to support our
family; the next ten
years we do monkey tricks to
entertain the
grandchildren; and the last ten
years we sit on the
front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to
you

Mr 419: Hello, how are you?
Akpos: Fine! Pls, who am i
speaking with?.
Mr 419: Ha, don't u remember me,
who do u know in London dat
culd becalling?.
Akpos: (Sensing a scam & threw
in a trap) Ejiro! Is dat u?
Mr 419: Of course, of course, this
is Ejiro, i am Ejiro, how come u
didn't recognise my voice?.
Akpos: Ejiro! Chei, you are a bad
boy o. Your Father died, you didn't
even show up or send a letter. O
boy, ur children go pay you back.
You no hear of him death, he was
so bitter and full of curses for u.
Mr 419: (Obviously subdued)I
didn't hear o!. I would have come.
Akpos: Did u hear your Mother
had leprosy?. U didn't hear about
dat too abi?.
Mr 419: (Now uncomfortable) No,
i didn't hear.
Akpos: Na wa o! Your wife foolish
too?. I neva hear from her since d
two of una marry without our
blessings!. If Husband no wise,
wife no go wise?.
Mr 419: She is fine! I'm sure she'll
get across to u. I have an issue to
discuss with u.
Akpos: Enhen! Ejiro, you offend
me. I send u money make you buy
me Hummer Jeep, u disappear.
When am i having my money
back?. U want make i curse you
like ur Father. I go pronounce
wicked curses on you o.
Mr 419: Dis issue dat i want to say
is very important.
Akpos: Shut up!. When u go send
money come home?. We sent u to
school, clothed you & sent u
abroad. U don become 419?. Wey
won steal from me, ur own
friend?. Oboy, ur Father was right
to curse you, you can't escape it if
u continue like this.
Mr 419: Don't worry, i will repay
you ur money. For now, i have an
issue to discuss with u.
Akpos: Hahahahaha, look here Mr
419, i no know any Ejiro or
anybody 4 London, i jus wan
teach u lesson.
Mr 419: Whaat! Mad man, and you
have been insulting and wasting
ma credit since morning. God go
judge u