Akpos who was a houseboy
usually sneaks into his Oga's
room, drinks his wine and
adds water to top it up. One
day his Oga bought a new
wine called pasties, it was a
french wine that changes
colour if water is added onto
it.
Akpos unaware of this,
sneaks into his Oga's room,
drank the new wine and added
water on it.
Immediately it started
changing colour. Akpos: I am in
trouble, big
trouble. He ran to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, oga and madam
were sitted in the parlour,
while Akpos was in the
kitchen.
... OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?.
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my
pasties?. No answer. Oga walked
to
the kitchen and saw Akpos
there.
OGA: Are you insane or
what?. Why when i call, you
say "Oga" but when i ask you a
question you don't
answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in
the kitchen you don't
understand anything, except
your name. OGA: Is that so?. Okay
go to
the parlour, stand beside
madam and ask me a
question while i stand here. Oga
went and did what Akpos
said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the
maid's bedroom when madam is
not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey
hear me, i say who dey
sneak enter the house girl
room when madam no dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of
the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never
end. Akpos, it is true o, when
one is in the kitchen, one does
not hear anything,
except one's name. MADAM: That's
not true. It's a
lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want
to be tested?.
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen She
enters. Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's
biological Father?. Me or Oga
Madam rushed out of the
kitchen MADAM: This kitchen
needs to
be fumigated o, i can't
understand anything at all #smart
akpors#

palz pls con3but 2 dis,a child was born in May n is B'day is June is it possible lyk datreply werewere.

Just hoping we won't wait until we become waiters and waitresses.ABU please safe our blushes...

God never fail you yes begining Halleluyah! HE Never fail you xo Be upright and rejoice n0 matter what d admissi0n list delaying ur name is n0t delayd is just being fix with d proper c0urse u needed . GOD BLESS THE HAND THAT CLICK LIKE WITH GREAT SMILES. Amen

anniversary is over 2011/2012 diploma and degree convocation it taking place 2day the 23 nov while 2mrw the 24nov is 4 phd,master and doctory degree and the 2012/2013 undergraduate adm list load 98% to good best wish to my fellow aspirant.

Jumma'at kareem to my muslim broda's nd sister's...may Allah(S.W.T)accept our ibadah...

Amen . GOD will nt 4get us all. Any biological science in d biulding. Donpet5 @2go.

Any D.E Accounting aspirant here

D Likely 2 b out nxt wik admsn list,it's on it way..lol,stil ur boy sodiq3@2go...

Hu guyz...watsup,d annivasary z finishing 2mao nd we wl b xpctn d list on 26th by Allah's grace...coolboi05@2go

Coolboi05: Hu guyz...watsup,d annivasary z finishing 2mao nd we wl b xpctn d list on 26th by Allah's grace...coolboi05@2go

na xo! We still dey hope sha. We shall all rejoice nd compliment one another next week by d grace of almighty God. Arch aspirant. Isquare31 on 2go.

Coolboi05: Hu guyz...watsup,d annivasary z finishing 2mao nd we wl b xpctn d list on 26th by Allah's grace...coolboi05@2go

na xo! We still dey hope sha. We shall all rejoice nd compliment one another next week by d grace of almighty God. Arch aspirant. Isquare31 @ 2go.

God is still working on it...am just on point...patience and faith yield good luck...i d0nt care weda d V.C Name is Jonathan Ahmmadul Bell0 But I Know The Giver of admissi0n with Life and joy...WHO IS THIS MAN TO YOU AND TO YOUR ADMISSI0N INTO A.B.U ZARIA?

[quote
author=idowuu] na xo! We still dey hope sha. We shall all rejoice nd
compliment one another next week by d grace of almighty God. Arch
aspirant. Isquare31 @ 2go. [/quote]


amen bro, ARCH aspirants. we d best.

2012/2013 undergraduate adm list out go and check urs is on net 4rm nazi yaro 08033717075

Pls,we ar tyd of hearin any predictn,rumo n any thng els from nobody.ol dat we hv 2 do 4rm now is putin our hands n legs 2geda til d list is decided 2 b out by wusoeva...until den,best wishes 2 evry1 in n out d thread..'peace'.

nazi yaro: 2012/2013 undergraduate adm list out go and check urs is on net 4rm nazi yaro 08033717075

the website no dey login at all....lets see later...

It's seems d list is out,d site is nt going,wel,nazi,cum nd clarify ursef,we nah wan get hyper...

Yea...d list is out,bt d site is nt going..gudlck as u knw ur fate

this one is not joke or predicting the list is out go and check urs is on net 2012/2013 a b u zaria adm list out yea 4rm nazi yaro u can reach me with 08033717075 or 2go nazi36

nazi yaro: this one is not joke or predicting the list is out go and check urs is on net 2012/2013 a b u zaria adm list out yea 4rm nazi yaro u can reach me with 08033717075 or 2go nazi36

yea,it's out,i try to confirm 4rm a system,luckily,it open,nd i saw 2012/13 undergraduate admission list,nd i click,bt it didnt open,so,guys,try check it in d ngt,.GOODLUCK..

Sodiq33:
yea,it's out,i try to confirm 4rm a system,luckily,it open,nd i saw 2012/13 undergraduate admission list,nd i click,bt it didnt open,so,guys,try check it in d ngt,.GOODLUCK..

Thank u jesus @ last i know u are unchangeable GOD. Testimony time frm now on

Tank U FATHER

oya testimoni tym..... Who is d 1st? We are waitin .... Make i enter dis cafe wey day my street

Wised: Any D.E Accounting aspirant here

Yes ooooo hola @me asquare1@2go

I'm feeling something Good is going to happen today by the Grace of God ....let's just keep hope
Ur nigga Aimon
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I'm feeling something Good is going to happen today by the Grace of God ....let's just keep hope
Ur nigga Aimon
pin:23532E52
Nimala@2go
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I follow back instantly
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It true o d list is finally out though d site is sumhw busy but I saw 2012/2013 undergraduate list is out try an follow dsi link to check ur admission status http://abu.edu.ng/admission/2012___2013_Admission_report.php wish u guys best of luck I still dey try my own sha

I guess it's nt out, maybe it's hostel application for returning students... Though i have nt checked, bt hope it's out 4 sure

papachy: It true o d list is finally out though d site is sumhw busy but I saw 2012/2013 undergraduate list is out try an follow dsi link to check ur admission status http://abu.edu.ng/admission/2012___2013_Admission_report.php wish u guys best of luck I still dey try my own sha

it very true i just followed your link nd i saw some names but 200level i tried next page but it not going oooooo

am here 2 pray for all d aspirant on this thread both d ones that are view insha allah god wil help al of us for the adm none of us wil be lft i realy love this thread and i pray we all will meet in samaru i love u all god bless you all i remain urs yaro u can reach me with08033717075

it all bin uploaded but the options and search is nt yet functional