pDude:

One advice to y'all drug mules: if your babalawo and baba suwe's babalawo are different, don't even think about transporting that thing.

You will sooner find yourself shiitting under the glares and stares of security cameras and DEA agents. It aint worth it man. Work hard and money go come.

pDude:

What right places? Oya show me pix of those 'right places'.

Shokoloko: ekwy nwa should simply get another id and register. its not difficult

Mmuo Okija: Who remembers this Yoruba guy!! ;DWho remembers this Yoruba guy!!

udochika: I know this thread will never make the front page. If na chimezie or chijioke, seun and his brothers go write the names in capital letter.

Ekwy + Nwa:


this one?

bakila:

Abi oh, but do not complain when you "turn" comes and they are having a go at you.

bakila:

Abi oh, but do not complain when you "turn" comes and they are having a go at you.

pDude: Check this out guys

1 big tin of Cowbell milk =900 grams

She swallowed 2.1kg of heroin.

2.1kg = approximately 2 and a half tins of cowbell 900g tin.



Jisos nwoye nka!! Imagine downing 2 and half tins of cowbell 900g tin milk in one sitting!!! Choi!! Some people are hard o!! Jisos

Callotti:

I was the later. . .full term but severely malnourished.
Ma mama nor fit gain weight, to tiny. . .but as you can see, I have made up for it in the right places.
. . . AND SOME CHANGE!

Callotti:

That's not what friends are for on NL. . .only h-enemies!

ichidodo: Sharrap dia! If it was an igbo, u and ure paedophile wuld have a binge on d igbo race. Now its our turn, so keep quiet and cower ure head in shame.

beeke: 2face For instance Remix:

[Whistling]

Eh!...Chineke me!... Ew!
Ala Oyi e!.. Ala Oyi e!
Ala Oyi e!.. Ala Oyi e!

Verse 1
For instance
Say na baba suwe give Adebisi dis chance
Say na them 2 dey make plans
For all party involved to benefit
Abi Adebisi make them disagree
In order to create her own chance
She tell baba you are not of importance
Now baba suwe is laughing from a distance
Adebisi is now regretting d miss chance
Cos baba for prevent her from being a victim of circumstance
She for hammer if only she did not ignore baba suwe existence
Adebisi think say she fit use gragra excuse buy chance
Like say baba suwe no know wetin dey
Adebisi wen use pro dey play
...
When she decide to form resistance
she feel say baba wan introduce act of exploitance
But now she will be living in a jail house
O my God!
Ala Oyi e!

This thing that she's feeling
i must confess is a feeling of jail
And you know say is so...Ala Oyi e!
This thing na jail
And she know it wont snow... Ala Oyi e!
This thing is affecting 9ja
And is killing our image... Ala Oyi e!
See this type of thing we we dey feel
They make me dey want to dey... Ala Oyi e!
Even if I want to dey chill
I go still dey want to dey... Ala Oyi e!
Stand look around MMIA
I bet you go dey want to dey.to dey Ala Oyi e!.
Ala Oyi e! for the things wey we see wey make us shout Ala Oyi e!

zumbigbo: :

Kai. I dey fear for security at London Gatwick or Heathrow when Nigerian Olympic fans arrive to support our team.

They will see small Funmi, 5 ft 1 inch, skinny from 0-1-0, looking no more than 50 KG, enter weighing scale and tip 120KG with arrow hitting scale end.

No seriously, this is the only way we can win gold, we need a facebook page to force the ICC to enter new sport, sharp, sharp

1) - WOMEN - Under 100KG pellet ingestion and 50m run to collect recharge card and Brazilian weave at finishing post.

2) - MEN - Over 100KG pellet ingestion for men. First to release from bowel, wins.

udochika: I know this thread will never make the front page. If na chimezie or chijioke, seun and his brothers go write the names in capital letter.

udochika: I know this thread will never make the front page. If na chimezie or chijioke, seun and his brothers go write the names in capital letter.