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| Three Hymns by Seun(m): 10:15pm On Mar 25, 2006 |
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. And there sat our Rosie all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him". |
| Re: Three Hymns by Dojo(m): 11:42pm On Mar 25, 2006 |
 Seuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!  Love this,buddy. Keep it up. |
| Re: Three Hymns by Free(f): 3:58pm On Mar 26, 2006 |
omg thats funny, |
| Re: Three Hymns by spikelord(m): 8:11am On Mar 28, 2006 |
Wow! |
| Re: Three Hymns by micklplus(m): 12:50pm On Mar 28, 2006 |
still laughing -him and him and him |
| Re: Three Hymns by 2cantango(f): 1:23pm On Mar 28, 2006 |
roflmao |
| Re: Three Hymns by Rhodalyn(f): 1:28pm On Mar 28, 2006 |
:d :d |
| Re: Three Hymns by Cheiii: 10:40pm On Sep 16, 2010 |
9nice joke |
| Re: Three Hymns by StudioCFR(m): 11:17pm On Sep 16, 2010 |
Where is the joke? |
| Re: Three Hymns by dupsytosh(f): 9:22am On Sep 17, 2010 |
Studio CFR: aww !! Stud u dint get dis too right? dont worry let me explain. The woman thought "hymn" meant "him". now do get that? gud boy. lol |
| Re: Three Hymns by StudioCFR(m): 9:30am On Sep 17, 2010 |
Thank you Thank you I'm a man and not a boy my friend lol |
| Re: Three Hymns by Nobody: 9:35am On Sep 17, 2010 |
@seun that's a very nice joke. How i wish,i was the |
| Re: Three Hymns by Vic2k3(m): 10:26am On Sep 17, 2010 |
@op. 9ice joke. "what the mind harbours is what the mouth says" |
| Re: Three Hymns by babyme1(f): 10:43am On Sep 17, 2010 |
Lol |
| Re: Three Hymns by Vic2k3(m): 11:00am On Sep 17, 2010 |
Baby.me how was ya night? |
| Re: Three Hymns by dupsytosh(f): 12:32pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
Studio CFR: If u say so . . . Studio CFR:lol |
| Re: Three Hymns by StudioCFR(m): 12:39pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
Yeah - dats my swagg** No oofffeince |
| Re: Three Hymns by babyme1(f): 12:56pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
Vick my dear, my night would have been better if . . . |
| Re: Three Hymns by Vic2k3(m): 12:58pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
I'm all ears  |
| Re: Three Hymns by sylve11: 1:00pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
tight joke  |
| Re: Three Hymns by babyme1(f): 1:02pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
. . .if i didn't stay up reading! |
| Re: Three Hymns by Vic2k3(m): 1:05pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
That even makes the night more interesting. I love late reading. So what exams are u preparing 4? |
| Re: Three Hymns by babyme1(f): 1:09pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
Im a lecturer |
| Re: Three Hymns by Vic2k3(m): 1:12pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
**stunned **  lecturer of what? |
| Re: Three Hymns by babyme1(f): 1:20pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
Close ur eyes jor. I teach language |
| Re: Three Hymns by Vic2k3(m): 1:24pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
Hmmmm fascinating. So which uni are u @ (i promise i wont come looking ) |
| Re: Three Hymns by babyme1(f): 1:28pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
My mouth is sealed. Now stop derailing! |
| Re: Three Hymns by Vic2k3(m): 1:30pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
Talk true jor. By d lil i know of sky shes not the book type so . . . . |
| Re: Three Hymns by babyme1(f): 1:44pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
This is Baby.me and she is a lecturer. Forget abt Sky. |
| Re: Three Hymns by Vic2k3(m): 1:49pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
tehehehe. Abeg no kill me with laughter . Alright then lets start with introductions: So baby.me hve we met b4? |
| Re: Three Hymns by angelz(f): 3:14pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
i trust u seun. u usu come thru |
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