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I Can't Shout by Ruqaya(f): 10:37pm On Apr 11, 2012
A guy was seriously starving and had no money to eat. So he dressed casually and began strolling along the street with no hope of how to get food to eat.
He passed by a canteen, walked towards it and on getting to the entrance, he collapsed, pretending to be unconcious.
Two cook stormed out to go to his aid and the first guy told the second guy to get anything he could find in the shop, the guy came with garri, milk, sugar and chilled pure water, he mixed it together and fed it to him.
After taking it, he collapsed again and the first guy told the other guy to bring whatever is available in the shop and he came with garri and ordinary water, they fed it to the guy but he quickly spit it out
the two guys were astonished and demanded for what the problem was
the guy quickly sat up:which kind yeye people you be sef, out of all the delicious meal u dey sell here, na garri u feel give me, make i get up ang go to another place o.

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Re: I Can't Shout by shadrach77: 10:50pm On Apr 11, 2012
now that;s funny! grin grin grin
Re: I Can't Shout by Beetwo(m): 7:59am On Apr 12, 2012
Yeeaah, tank God you are bak nappy gurl. Plz add mo.
Re: I Can't Shout by Ruqaya(f): 7:59am On Apr 12, 2012
shadrach77: now that;s funny! grin grin grin
ose omo mi (thanks)
Re: I Can't Shout by Ruqaya(f): 8:13am On Apr 12, 2012
Beetwo: Yeeaah, tank God you are bak nappy gurl. Plz add mo.
on ma way
Re: I Can't Shout by sutoboy(m): 11:06am On Apr 14, 2012
Ruqaya: A guy was seriously starving and had no money to eat. So he dressed casually and began strolling along the street with no hope of how to get food to eat.
He passed by a canteen, walked towards it and on getting to the entrance, he collapsed, pretending to be unconcious.
Two cook stormed out to go to his aid and the first guy told the second guy to get anything he could find in the shop, the guy came with garri, milk, sugar and chilled pure water, he mixed it together and fed it to him.
After taking it, he collapsed again and the first guy told the other guy to bring whatever is available in the shop and he came with garri and ordinary water, they fed it to the guy but he quickly spit it out
the two guys were astonished and demanded for what the problem was
the guy quickly sat up:which kind yeye people you be sef, out of all the delicious meal u dey sell here, na garri u feel give me, make i get up ang go to another place o.
Re: I Can't Shout by Judek2(m): 11:38am On Apr 14, 2012
sutoboy: [size=30pt]SAT UP[/size]

@Sutoboy, you be yeye o grin grin
Re: I Can't Shout by swtchicgurl: 2:47pm On Apr 14, 2012
what kinda joke is this?
it's either the joke aint funny or the poster aint funny undecided undecided undecided
Re: I Can't Shout by Kolency(m): 6:56pm On Apr 15, 2012
tongue,u try
Re: I Can't Shout by bunmioguns(m): 11:05pm On Apr 15, 2012
@bitterchicgurl. . . Quite hating. . . @Ruqayah. . . Nice one. ..
Re: I Can't Shout by bunmioguns(m): 11:07pm On Apr 15, 2012
[quote author=sutoboy][/quote]


Get Out, you are one useless being ever known. . . .whatcha saying nw is dt u are perfect. . . .




Oponu Ode Oshi Ajato atoole
Re: I Can't Shout by sutoboy(m): 2:37pm On Apr 16, 2012
I guess Dani should be looking at this right now....

cos i just edit that..i knew it was copy and paste

i just made it bold..so dont insult my personality pls...
Re: I Can't Shout by bunmioguns(m): 4:11pm On Apr 16, 2012
sutoboy: I guess Dani should be looking at this right now....

cos i just edit that..i knew it was copy and paste

i just made it bold..so dont insult my personality pls...




Now you are talking of personalty, you have forgotten dt u once attack me by calling me a mad man on my thread




Check My Signature before you start spitting Trash
Re: I Can't Shout by sutoboy(m): 5:54pm On Apr 16, 2012
mad man...smile....ow u dey?
Re: I Can't Shout by bunmioguns(m): 5:37am On Apr 17, 2012
sutoboy: mad man...smile....ow u dey?



mad eediot. ....*blush* . I dey fine
Re: I Can't Shout by sutoboy(m): 5:18pm On Apr 17, 2012
cool nice to hear that..but where re u frm originally?
Re: I Can't Shout by Ruqaya(f): 10:31pm On Apr 29, 2012
bunmioguns: @bitterchicgurl. . . Quite hating. . . @Ruqayah. . . Nice one. ..
thanks jawe, better person
Re: I Can't Shout by Ruqaya(f): 10:33pm On Apr 29, 2012
sutoboy: I guess Dani should be looking at this right now....

cos i just edit that..i knew it was copy and paste

i just made it bold..so dont insult my personality pls...


Re: I Can't Shout by Ruqaya(f): 10:34pm On Apr 29, 2012
sutoboy: I guess Dani should be looking at this right now....

cos i just edit that..i knew it was copy and paste

i just made it bold..so dont insult my personality pls...


copied from whom? Bush rat

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