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Two Black Eyes by ennyluv6(f): 6:27pm On Nov 05, 2007
Two Black Eyes
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A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.

The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."

"Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked.

"Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in."
Re: Two Black Eyes by clemcykul(f): 9:39am On Nov 06, 2007
nice one but seen it before grin grin grin grin grin

wait a minute whats wrong wid you embarassed

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