You're eating bread and akara yet you're updating your status with "I love this Burger" - God is watching you.

Your account balance reads N0.20 yet you're singing "She must chop my money" - God is watching you.

You go buy pant for alaba-suru, wuse market (bend down select), yet you come write "I love my new Victoria Secret" - God is watching you.

Your mom sells stock fish and your dad changes money, you turn around and say your parents are into stock exchange! - God is watching you.

Your home is having a night vigil with some folks and you write down "Clubin Thinz" on your wall - God is watching you.

18 years old and you're dating a bros of 41 years and your wall says "Can't wait to see my baby" - God punish you - Is that your baby or your daddy?

You and your friend are on separate okada and you tweeted "Convoy Thinz" - God is watching you

Your mother and your sister have pot belly and you insist your girlfriend has a flat tummy - God is watching you.

You update your status with "I love ONLY you dear" and 45 girls/boys message you privately with "Thanks luv" - God is watching you.

You're 34 and you're still playing for the Nigeria's Under 21 football team - God is watching you.

You know the baby belongs to that youth corper in your office, but you told your husband "Honey, I'm pregnant" - God is watching you.

You travel go Togo, come back Naija dey speak British English - God is watching you.

So what do you have?

No be my own be this o! I saw it online hehe!

U saw something on d net nd did copy nd paste- god, angels ur dead relatives nd 24 elders in heaven r watching uuuu!

ATMC: U saw something on d net nd did copy nd paste- god, angels ur dead relatives nd 24 elders in heaven r watching uuuu!

LMAO!!! Nice one there