A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed.

"What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The same kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus."

Jesus is not a dog

This is blasphemy.

sorry folks, didn't see it that way. Thread may be deleted.

i don die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where the mods take head waka go?

funny. but jesus name in it, nt gud enough

sting_224:

A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

Sting - this is the best part of your joke, appreciate this bit


The later bits were unnecessary as u can see

Hey,
its a nice Joke, i love it,
Why the jesus Stuff at him,
Common!!! jesus is a name anyone can bear, its christ we cant not dear to play with
dont you know jesus nasvas that plays for Argentina? (even in this current squd),

Anti-christ

Studio CFR:

Anti-christ

lol

Studio CFR:

Anti-christ

Is he not ur son

U are the mother. Like mother like son.

Efemena_xy:

Sting - this is the best part of your joke, appreciate this bit


The later bits were unnecessary as u can see

I beg to differ sis. The part u deleted is where the joke is, the part u posted is the intro. lol

What's all this talk about blasphemy? Jesus is just a name of anyone. .even in the days of the apostles, Bible recorded a guy called bar-Jesus that was devilish. . South Americans bear Jesus. .The brazilians, Argentines etc. What makes Jesus the son of God different is that he is the Christ i.e a discription of the personality Hence he's Jesus Christ.

It's a funny joke - and even one that is quite well-known everywhere. Just google it.

Really, some Nigerians are too tied up by religion. No wonder people dey kill demselfs over whether na Christian or na Muslim.

It's not religion but knowledge.

aint part of this, and its not funny either!

no poster don't do that u do not abuse JESUS
though i am a muslim but i don't think it is good when u abuse JESUS

not funny

How is this an abuse of Jesus? It's a joke. Oyinbos who brought Jesus to Naija are still telling this joke around each other with no problem. You don't think the joke is funny, or na religion dey block you from laughing?

I'm sorry, but I just don't trust you guys. If you hear someone telling this joke in your area, some of you will go and burn their house.  

Can you understand the idea of allowing people to discuss as they like? It's not everyone who believes the same thing.

Anti christ

Studio CFR:

U are the mother. Like mother like son.

Nah my son wont be Christless

so thread has not been deleted. I guess one man's coke is another man's yoyo bitters.

Kunbee is christless lol



Sting are u teaching me(the moderator) how to do my job.

I am Christful

You?
No make me laugh abeg.

Mtchew, u wey don spoil finish.

Ko po

Ko po kini? Elenu gbeske

KO possible ni mo so

Lol, Kini'o possible?
Derailed kunbee

lysaa:

I beg to differ sis. The part u deleted is where the joke is, the part u posted is the intro. lol

What's all this talk about blasphemy? Jesus is just a name of anyone. .even in the days of the apostles, Bible recorded a guy called bar-Jesus that was devilish. . South Americans bear Jesus. .The brazilians, Argentines etc. What makes Jesus the son of God different is that he is the Christ i.e a discription of the personality Hence he's Jesus Christ.

True, but be that as it may, I personally do not find the latter bits of the joke funny