The New Pastor,

Your church pastor was visiting in the homes of his co-pastors.

At one house it seemed obvious dat someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at d door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on d back of it and stuck it in d door.

When d offering was processed d following Sunday, he found dat his card had been returned.
Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10.'

Reaching for his Bible 2 check out d citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at d door and knock.'

Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden n I was afraid for I was naked.'

good one

u got me ROFMLO ,

thanks me making laff and distracting others from their work

d famous ituen. ow u doing? u r one of the best jokers in nairaland, ur ma mentor.
thanks guys.

ademiller:

d famous ituen. ow u doing? you're one of the best jokers in nairaland, your ma mentor.
thanks guys.

Meanwhile, i trained Ituen
so both of you are my boys!!!

jealous thing

how can i be jealous of my own boys

@bigger boys. Hello female here.

ademiller:

@bigger boys. Hello female here.

And what can i do for you?

Nice one,I love you

@ biggerboiz. just tellin u not to call me ur boi. im a female. duh!!!!!

@Sammy. love u too.

Ok baby,lovu you dearly

@ biggerboy,
polygamist playa <sup>first claiming tessy's child paternity
now trying to woo ade

goeas to his house and plants a timebomb</sup>

Lovely Joke!

stop making ITUEN's head swell up like garri and biggerfool na only God know when you go get sense.

Koool

ademiller:

d famous ituen. ow u doing? you're one of the best jokers in nairaland, your ma mentor.
thanks guys.

Thanks ademiller. Though my head been don big burst sef

biggerboy:

Meanwhile, i trained Ituen
so both of you are my boys!!!

showbobo:

stop making ITUEN's head swell up like garri and biggerfool na only God know when you go get sense.

Bigger boy pls dont insult yourself cos i believe ur still with ur lesson book i tutored u on


Showbobo, i think u need some compliments too

Not without a topic atleast.

That's cokastic!

YEAH its cocastic and pussystic

clemcykul:

YEAH its cocastic and pussystic

whats the pussy about??you don spoil finish, Have you seen the picture of a blonde chick with a nice pussy

Arrggh meeeen

blonde chick with a nice pussy

ademiller nice one,

Clem, i'ved missed you greatly.

Ituen when would you allow biggerboy graduate from your school of jokers? pls stop giving the guy carry over so he can manage to graduate.

iwajay:

ademiller nice one,

Clem, i'ved missed you greatly.

Ituen when would you allow biggerboy graduate from your school of jokers? please stop giving the guy carry over so he can manage to graduate.

Have i made a fool of myself? *Biggerboy's soliloquizing*

iwajay:

ademiller nice one,

Clem, i'ved missed you greatly.

Ituen when would you allow biggerboy graduate from your school of jokers? please stop giving the guy carry over so he can manage to graduate.

very funny

its been done

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-85612.0.html

iwajay:

ademiller nice one,

Clem, i'ved missed you greatly.

Ituen when would you allow biggerboy graduate from your school of jokers? please stop giving the guy carry over so he can manage to graduate.

The guy biggerboy has refused to pay homage. So he will keep on having carryover till he *sees* me

@ bigger boys, u beta pay homage or face the consequences.

Things have turned around and thereis areversal of roles now.Ituen is now my boy!!

@BIGGERBOY

Ituen is expecting you to ROGER him.just give him some money for food,he's hungry