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Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by Jarus(m): 4:30pm On Apr 26, 2012
When you play ball enter Baba Gebu or Iya Elepe's compound, the woman/man will seize the ball and all of you will spend hours begging before the ball is released. grin
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by Ayor93(m): 4:32pm On Apr 26, 2012
bUde-bu-de to kick d ball out,without any target
1st set,2nd set e.t.c
show me ur number
pade mi ni waju-meet me at d frnd
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by sylve11: 4:33pm On Apr 26, 2012
Monkey post = (as in small goal post where there is no keeper)

over (goal kick) cool cool

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Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by beldcat(m): 4:33pm On Apr 26, 2012
it's can very frustrating if you come to d field and can't a set to play for OR if members of ur set are not good enough and u can't even last a few minutes on field because a better set keep beating ur set....especially if it's ''1 for set''.
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by Jarus(m): 4:33pm On Apr 26, 2012
FELELE BALL

BALL ONIKE

KAKA BALL
Who played boolu elede (pig ball)? cheesy
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by Nobody: 4:34pm On Apr 26, 2012
Whao! Dis reminds me of d gud old days....missed dem though. Anyways, 2 d topic

4 post (a futbol game played by 4 pple, who make sure dia legs touches d ball once b4 anoda)

Jerin wole (wen d ball hits d goalpost b4 it enters) grin

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Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by normac: 4:35pm On Apr 26, 2012
Emmysteve: Olodo Monkey post :-P

Me and u who be olodo? Monkey nyash na a type of injury not d posts. Be sure of urself before u rush and make urself look silly

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Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by phreakabit(m): 4:35pm On Apr 26, 2012
No set, this game na setting = Gamble

And don't forget the almighty GERMAN GERMAN!!!!!
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by phreakabit(m): 4:36pm On Apr 26, 2012
normac:

Me and u who be olodo? Monkey nyash na a type of injury not d posts. Be sure of urself before u rush and make urself look silly

Guy you dey there. Monkey Nyash na baddddd wound. You go come take shame dey chest am play .

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Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by Nobody: 4:37pm On Apr 26, 2012
Whao! Dis reminds me of d gud old days....missed dem though. Anyways, 2 d topic

4 post (a futbol game played by 4 pple, who make sure dia legs touches d ball once b4 anoda)

Jerin wole (wen d ball hits d goalpost b4 it enters) grin
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by itsik(m): 4:38pm On Apr 26, 2012
Monkey Nyash = when some one falls and gets a wound on his back or butt.
Goalie = goal keeper
Ekete or Basket = a bad or poor performing keeper.
Ball 2 hand = when one throws the ball and it touches another player's hand.
But the one I liked most the was #PENALRITY# it was like wow. The way we sing it when one is awarded. Lol
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by Jarus(m): 4:39pm On Apr 26, 2012
Recolise = Equalize

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Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by Nobody: 4:40pm On Apr 26, 2012
Jarus: When you play ball enter Baba Gebu or Iya Elepe's compound, the woman/man will seize the ball and all of you will spend hours begging before the ball is released. grin
hahahahahahaha grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by NaMe4: 4:40pm On Apr 26, 2012
'For my mind' - Telling your player to play a high ball so you can chest it

Barawo goala - Player waiting by the opponent's goal post throughout the game
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by dramenda(f): 4:41pm On Apr 26, 2012
LAN

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Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by phreakabit(m): 4:41pm On Apr 26, 2012
Na-Me:
'For my mind' [\b] - Telling your player to play a high ball so you can chest it

[b] Barawo goala
- Player waiting by the opponent's goal post throughout the game


Me I never hear that one b4 oh. . . . Na landlord we dey call them oh! shocked
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by munaco: 4:42pm On Apr 26, 2012
monkey yanch, wen u slide and part of ur yanch pill comot
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by akhis: 4:42pm On Apr 26, 2012
No stopping. (when only two players have goal posts and they dont play d ball twice)
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by Nobody: 4:42pm On Apr 26, 2012
normac:

Me and u who be olodo? Monkey nyash na a type of injury not d posts. Be sure of urself before u rush and make urself look silly
na true Monkey nyash wen u fall and ur nyash scrub floor
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by beldcat(m): 4:42pm On Apr 26, 2012
''Dropping''-when d ball is bouncing and bounces on the goaline b4 going high again;it causes a lot of controversy between d two teams.

''IKA''-a very bad takle.
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by Nobody: 4:43pm On Apr 26, 2012
akhis: No stopping. (when only two players have goal posts and they done play d ball twice)

omo No Stopping I play that one well well, so tai ur go come dey breath like person wey won die grin grin grin
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by phreakabit(m): 4:43pm On Apr 26, 2012
[size=18pt]High goal[/size]

One touch
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by Chrisbenogor(m): 4:44pm On Apr 26, 2012
For my area
Centerli - Playing middle man
Nasa - passing or shooting with the instep
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by Nobody: 4:44pm On Apr 26, 2012
phreakabit:


Me I never hear that one b4 oh. . . . Na landlord we dey call them oh! shocked

Different terms in different area.
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by munaco: 4:44pm On Apr 26, 2012
o ti je gi - over age player for under age football
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by Nobody: 4:45pm On Apr 26, 2012
O fun mi no chiko = you gimmie elbow

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Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by akhis: 4:45pm On Apr 26, 2012
Four courts (when four players are in a four square courts and they play against each other without playing the ball twice. In it u could have a teammate (that will be 8 in all) or two courts will form ally.)
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by munaco: 4:48pm On Apr 26, 2012
fara gbale fara gbale gba si igbo- play the penalty away.
Big strong reliable - Uche okechukwu USA 1994 or a strong tall defender
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by mxxpunkxx: 4:51pm On Apr 26, 2012
kaka - the hard leather ball

felele - the seemingly soft rubber ball

anywhere belle face - Sergio Ramos type of shot during the penalty kicks

ojoro - foul play

backman - defender

penarity - a penalty kick

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Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by phreakabit(m): 4:53pm On Apr 26, 2012
kolo = nutmeg
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by KayDee4: 4:54pm On Apr 26, 2012
Lol !! funny nostalgic thread.

kayoshi: ^^ I think its called "lago"
Lheyhe: Sangalow
fermlad: requalize!!!!! grin = to equalize
fermlad: "Apere" or "otu" keeper = this keeper na basket oh
mxxpunkxx: kaka - the hard leather ball
felele - the seemingly soft rubber ball

Those were the days of raw football language , now i play ball where the "goalu kipper" is called goalie and football is called footie/soccer. SMH

Nasa : Shooting a banana (curving) shot with the inside of your boot foot (who dey use boot play those days).

Sangalo : overhead/bicycle kick

"Anywhere Belle face" - Shooting or passing with 0 accuracy

"Fa' ra bale gba si igbo" - cant write yoruba but it simply means you had all the time, you 'cooled' down and shot the ball into the bush.

'drimble' = dribble cheesy

'Health' ball still dey market ? It was about 45 naira then. grin grin

you either had the 'health' ball, felele (felenge/"obey the wind"wink or fifa . cheesy cheesy
Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by Nobody: 4:55pm On Apr 26, 2012
Infact, ur own stil gud. Sum wicked so tay if u play ur ball go dia kiosk, na knife dem go take tear am

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