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Showbobo & His Parrot! by omen: 2:28am On Nov 12, 2007
Showbobo has 2 parrots but he doesn’t know which of the 2 is the male. So it took him 12years to find this out.

That faithful day, he saw the 2 parrot mating. Quickly, he grabbed the one on top (assumingly that, that was the male) & plucked out the hair on its forehead.
Now this act of Showobo gave the parrot the impression that any animal without hair on the forehead committed sexual immorality.

Funny enough, Showbobo dad has bared hair.

His dad visited them on New Year day. As the parrot saw the man, it walked to him & asked:

“Papa, abi u go fucking too?”
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by showbobo(m): 2:36am On Nov 12, 2007
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by omen: 2:40am On Nov 12, 2007
I am ever stupid, guy. Does that make you feel fine?
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by Migines(m): 8:32am On Nov 12, 2007
Showbobo
lol. Datts a nice1. Amma use it someday.
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by showbobo(m): 9:07am On Nov 12, 2007
@Omen

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by iwajay(m): 9:56am On Nov 12, 2007
grin grin grin grin
Showboy, quit the hating, the brother hit you right.
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by showbobo(m): 10:13am On Nov 12, 2007
He's the one hating bro.
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by omen: 12:21pm On Nov 12, 2007
He's the one hating bro[quote][/quote]

Showbobo, i can't hate u afterall u are a very good friend of mine.
I only adviced u to encourage rather than letting ppl down.
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by showbobo(m): 12:28pm On Nov 12, 2007
ok,sorry buddy.now i get your point grin grin grin grin
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by biggerboy(m): 4:48pm On Nov 12, 2007
showbobo:

ok,sorry buddy.now i get your point grin grin grin grin
Has he been forced to at the humble pie?
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by biggerboy(m): 4:49pm On Nov 12, 2007
showbobo:

ok,sorry buddy.now i get your point grin grin grin grin
Has he been forced to eat the humble pie?
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by topeteadr(m): 4:51pm On Nov 12, 2007
Round 2
Bigger fool vs showbobo.
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by showbobo(m): 4:53pm On Nov 12, 2007
BIGGERFOOL is no match for me.i dont want to be a big bully on the daft brat.
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by biggerboy(m): 4:54pm On Nov 12, 2007
tope_teadr:

Round 2
Bigger fool vs showbobo.
Tope,i take exceptions to that!
am biggerboy not any thing else.okay?
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by topeteadr(m): 5:00pm On Nov 12, 2007
But u're behaving otherwise. Pls prove to me that your grown up
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by biggerboy(m): 5:24pm On Nov 12, 2007
tope_teadr:

But u're behaving otherwise. Please prove to me that your grown up
I'll restrain myself from insulting you .
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by showbobo(m): 5:38pm On Nov 12, 2007
chei*Tope has tapped the wrong cord in his pee brain*
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by biggerboy(m): 8:27am On Nov 13, 2007
showbobo:

chei*Tope has tapped the wrong cord in his pee brain*
I would have replied you but that will be tantamount to eqauting myself to a baboon that you are.You are 'show baboon"
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by showbobo(m): 8:45am On Nov 13, 2007
very funny*senseless rubbish*
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by arsenalfan: 8:54am On Nov 13, 2007
biggerboy:

I would have replied you but that will be tantamount to eqauting myself to a baboon that you are.You are 'show baboon"
showbobo:

very funny*senseless rubbish*

At last we have discovered your secret,you are 'show baboon' .You are one of the 3 baboons that escaped from UI 's zoo last year.That's why you insult human beings on this forum because you are bitter you are not one.
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by showbobo(m): 9:07am On Nov 13, 2007
@ENYIMBAFAN

They should have thrown you away and christened the placenta.Why dont you mind your biz,cos i'm gonna ENTER YOU bigtime.
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by arsenalfan: 9:10am On Nov 13, 2007
I can take insults from fellow human beings but not from a baboon.Show Baboon ,please go back to the zoo where you belong
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by mellow(m): 9:16am On Nov 13, 2007
Why all this hating?[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by arsenalfan: 9:18am On Nov 13, 2007
Show baboon is just an idiot.I hate it when someone thinks he knows better than every other person and that he can insult them at will.
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by showbobo(m): 9:20am On Nov 13, 2007
mellow:

Why all this hating?[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Dont mind em haters.This thread is for me and OMEN to diss each other and no offence.i wonder why all this foolish dogs are here.

@ENYIMBAFAN

Let me know if I say anything that offends you. I might want to offend you again later.
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by arsenalfan: 9:22am On Nov 13, 2007
Scally wag
Omen had dealt with you.Am sure if he had known earlier that you are just a worthless baboon,he wouldnt have wasted that much effort.
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by biggerboy(m): 9:28am On Nov 13, 2007
arsenalfan:

Scally wag
Omen had dealt with you.Am sure if he had known earlier that you are just a worthless baboon,he wouldnt have wasted that much effort.

grin grin grin *[sup][/sup]serves him right*
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by showbobo(m): 9:33am On Nov 13, 2007
BIGGERFOOL stop mocking your buddy ENYIMBAFAN.He's not stupid, he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by biggerboy(m): 9:38am On Nov 13, 2007
showbobo:

BIGGERFOOL stop mocking your buddy ENYIMBAFAN.He's not stupid, he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

An animal will never cease to be one.Show baboon ,can you just pretend to be a human being for one?(even though we now know what you are)
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by showbobo(m): 9:41am On Nov 13, 2007
There is no such thing as a dumb question, but you sure are an inquisitive idiot.OPO NU
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by Migines(m): 9:47am On Nov 13, 2007
u're a poor excuse for a dog, a disgrace to all 4-legged animals.
U spent d whole of yesterday insulting and waking up as usuall(wit no grey mata in ur deserted skull) u are back at it.
Re: Showbobo & His Parrot! by biggerboy(m): 9:55am On Nov 13, 2007
;d :d ;d :d

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