She's too young for you bro if:

(1). If her Dad answers her Phone every time you call.
(2). If she still has Parental Control on the T.V in her Room.
(3). If she has to be Home before Dark.
(4). If Miley Cyrus is her Role Model.

Alrighty, your Turn.

She'e too young for you if

1. She gets asked for ID when you take her to a night-club.
2. You get pulled over for speeding and the cop slaps cuffs on you for suspected statutory rhape.
3. She takes a rain-check on a date to get her homework done.
4. Her friends ask her if she ever feels embarassed being seen in the company of her dad.
5. You're done humping, and she asks you if its in yet.