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Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by MRbrownJAY(m): 4:21pm On May 04, 2012
walexydon: So U̶̲̥̅̊ can't answer dat 1?

she shot a photo of him
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 6:42am On May 05, 2012
Not bad...
jokes:
A 72 yr old man wz Makıng luv 2 a 27yr old lady when he started Shakıng badly nd d lady asked Hım "wats wrong darlyn" nd d man replıed "ı dont knw ıf am Comıng or Goıng".

Another riddle:
Imagine ur Grandpa on his sick bed n he called u 4 his last earthly words saying "my grandson/daughter, I left for u 10million naira in in in in in..." Then he dies without completing his words. Wat would u do?

Ow can U̶̲̥̅̊ make seven even
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by digitalgeorgy(m): 2:06pm On May 05, 2012
[quote author=walexydon

Another riddle:
Imagine ur Grandpa on his sick bed n he called u 4 his last earthly words saying "my grandson/daughter, I left for u 10million naira in in in in in..." Then he dies without completing his words. Wat would u do[/quote]
thr's a plc call 'inn' dats whr d money is.
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by digitalgeorgy(m): 2:09pm On May 05, 2012
The husbnd z her cloth. She took a pictur of it, suckd in watr,washd n dried it. den wore it to dinner.
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 2:19pm On May 05, 2012
Nah...U̶̲̥̅̊ r wrong. Someone already answered it, the woman is a photographer...she took a picture of him. The one about the money is not a riddle...just a funny question
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by Tinkybabe(f): 6:03pm On May 05, 2012
walexydon: Not bad...
jokes:
A 72 yr old man wz Makıng luv 2 a 27yr old lady when he started Shakıng badly nd d lady asked Hım "wats wrong darlyn" nd d man replıed "ı dont knw ıf am Comıng or Goıng".

Another riddle:
Imagine ur Grandpa on his sick bed n he called u 4 his last earthly words saying "my grandson/daughter, I left for u 10million naira in in in in in..." Then he dies without completing his words. Wat would u do?

Ow can U̶̲̥̅̊ make seven even

make seven even by removing the letter S
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 11:39am On May 06, 2012
Not bad...☺k° let's c who's smart enuf 2 get this:

2 + 2 = fish
3 + 3 = eight
7 + 7 = triangle

Am waiting!!!
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by ATMC(f): 2:17am On May 07, 2012
No question
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by Oliverlikeme(m): 4:20am On May 07, 2012
The woman is a photographer, while the Husband is the picture being shot
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 6:41am On May 07, 2012
The question is ow r dose calculations possible
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by ATMC(f): 10:34am On May 07, 2012
walexydon: The question is ow r dose calculations possible
dt's it, those calculations seem impossible
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by beejay247: 10:57am On May 07, 2012
walexydon: Not bad...☺k° let's c who's smart enuf 2 get this:

2 + 2 = fish
3 + 3 = eight
7 + 7 = triangle

Am waiting!!!


when joined together wink
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 1:58pm On May 07, 2012
Someone is being smart...ATMc..not smart enuf!!
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 3:11pm On May 09, 2012
still tryin @ crack up some riddles....plz post urs if u av!!!

in d mean tym, answer this:

I av 6 hands
2 heads
5 legs
7 ears
4 mouths
3 eyes

what am i
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by ATMC(f): 6:22pm On May 09, 2012
walexydon: still tryin @ crack up some riddles....plz post urs if u av!!!

in d mean tym, answer this:

I av 6 hands
2 heads
5 legs
7 ears
4 mouths
3 eyes

what am i
u r u nah...meanwhile what's d ans to d previous riddle?
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by InemMartins(m): 6:33pm On May 09, 2012
an onion
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 7:18pm On May 09, 2012
@ ATMC, fluting already sed it....u join d numbers 2gether
if am like dat, i wouldnt be allowed on NL..

@ martins....its not onion!!!
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 7:30am On May 11, 2012
m still waitin 4 my answer o!!!
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by dlex21(m): 1:28pm On May 11, 2012
U̶̲̥̅̊ r a liar!!!
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by bright007(f): 3:29pm On May 11, 2012
Wat goes around å man without touching d man?
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by dlex21(m): 11:08pm On May 11, 2012
Belt
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 2:37am On May 13, 2012
@ dlex...correct!
@ bright...belt

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Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by dlex21(m): 9:54pm On May 14, 2012
Three travelers register at a hotel and are told that their rooms will cost $10 each so they pay $30. Later the clerk realizes that he made a mistake and should have only charged them $25. He gives a bellboy $5 to return to them but the bellboy is dishonest and gives them each only $1, keeping $2 for himself. So the men actually spent $27 and the bellboy kept $2. What happened to the other dollar of the original $30?
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by dlex21(m): 9:59pm On May 14, 2012
You are the bus driver. At your first stop, you pick up 29 people. On your second stop, 18 of those 29 people get off, and at the same time 10 new passengers arrive. At your next stop, 3 of those 10 passengers get off, and 13 new passengers come on. On your fourth stop 4 of the remaining 10 passengers get off, 6 of those new 13 passengers get off as well, then 17 new passengers get on. What is the color of the bus driver's eyes?
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 8:23am On May 16, 2012
quite tough
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by dlex21(m): 8:00am On May 19, 2012
no answer yet dull brains we've gat here
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by ATMC(f): 9:37am On May 19, 2012
dlex21: Three travelers register at a hotel and are told that their rooms will cost $10 each so they pay $30. Later the clerk realizes that he made a mistake and should have only charged them $25. He gives a bellboy $5 to return to them but the bellboy is dishonest and gives them each only $1, keeping $2 for himself. So the men actually spent $27 and the bellboy kept $2. What happened to the other dollar of the original $30?
it's with one of 'em travellers
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by ATMC(f): 9:40am On May 19, 2012
dlex21: You are the bus driver. At your first stop, you pick up 29 people. On your second stop, 18 of those 29 people get off, and at the same time 10 new passengers arrive. At your next stop, 3 of those 10 passengers get off, and 13 new passengers come on. On your fourth stop 4 of the remaining 10 passengers get off, 6 of those new 13 passengers get off as well, then 17 new passengers get on. What is the color of the bus driver's eyes?
what has his eyes got to do with d passengers?

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Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by ATMC(f): 9:46am On May 19, 2012
dlex21: no answer yet dull brains we've gat here
u ma dull pass...wrt d dollar question, how come u added d bellboy's 2$to d '27' which is d sum already, abi all na efizzy?
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by eraddy07(m): 2:00pm On May 19, 2012
girls-14 legs
cats-28legs
kitten-196 legs
total-238 legs in d bus
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 10:51am On May 22, 2012
ATMC: it's with one of 'em travellers
fink well
ATMC: what has his eyes got to do with d passengers?
read d question well
ATMC: u ma dull pass...wrt d dollar question, how come u added d bellboy's 2$to d '27' which is d sum already, abi all na efizzy?
fink hard...u can do better
Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 10:52am On May 22, 2012
dlex21: You are the bus driver. At your first stop, you pick up 29 people. On your second stop, 18 of those 29 people get off, and at the same time 10 new passengers arrive. At your next stop, 3 of those 10 passengers get off, and 13 new passengers come on. On your fourth stop 4 of the remaining 10 passengers get off, 6 of those new 13 passengers get off as well, then 17 new passengers get on. What is the color of the bus driver's eyes?
the colour is d colour of ur eyes since u r d bus driver

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