walexydon: So U̶̲̥̅̊ can't answer dat 1?

she shot a photo of him

Not bad...
jokes:
A 72 yr old man wz Makıng luv 2 a 27yr old lady when he started Shakıng badly nd d lady asked Hım "wats wrong darlyn" nd d man replıed "ı dont knw ıf am Comıng or Goıng".

Another riddle:
Imagine ur Grandpa on his sick bed n he called u 4 his last earthly words saying "my grandson/daughter, I left for u 10million naira in in in in in..." Then he dies without completing his words. Wat would u do?

Ow can U̶̲̥̅̊ make seven even

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Another riddle:
Imagine ur Grandpa on his sick bed n he called u 4 his last earthly words saying "my grandson/daughter, I left for u 10million naira in in in in in..." Then he dies without completing his words. Wat would u do[/quote]
thr's a plc call 'inn' dats whr d money is.

The husbnd z her cloth. She took a pictur of it, suckd in watr,washd n dried it. den wore it to dinner.

Nah...U̶̲̥̅̊ r wrong. Someone already answered it, the woman is a photographer...she took a picture of him. The one about the money is not a riddle...just a funny question

walexydon: Not bad...
jokes:
A 72 yr old man wz Makıng luv 2 a 27yr old lady when he started Shakıng badly nd d lady asked Hım "wats wrong darlyn" nd d man replıed "ı dont knw ıf am Comıng or Goıng".

Another riddle:
Imagine ur Grandpa on his sick bed n he called u 4 his last earthly words saying "my grandson/daughter, I left for u 10million naira in in in in in..." Then he dies without completing his words. Wat would u do?

Ow can U̶̲̥̅̊ make seven even

make seven even by removing the letter S

Not bad...☺k° let's c who's smart enuf 2 get this:

2 + 2 = fish
3 + 3 = eight
7 + 7 = triangle

Am waiting!!!

No question

The woman is a photographer, while the Husband is the picture being shot

The question is ow r dose calculations possible

walexydon: The question is ow r dose calculations possible

dt's it, those calculations seem impossible

walexydon: Not bad...☺k° let's c who's smart enuf 2 get this:

2 + 2 = fish
3 + 3 = eight
7 + 7 = triangle

Am waiting!!!

when joined together

Someone is being smart...ATMc..not smart enuf!!

still tryin @ crack up some riddles....plz post urs if u av!!!

in d mean tym, answer this:

I av 6 hands
2 heads
5 legs
7 ears
4 mouths
3 eyes

what am i

walexydon: still tryin @ crack up some riddles....plz post urs if u av!!!

in d mean tym, answer this:

I av 6 hands
2 heads
5 legs
7 ears
4 mouths
3 eyes

what am i

u r u nah...meanwhile what's d ans to d previous riddle?

an onion

@ ATMC, beejay already sed it....u join d numbers 2gether
if am like dat, i wouldnt be allowed on NL..

@ martins....its not onion!!!

m still waitin 4 my answer o!!!

U̶̲̥̅̊ r a liar!!!

Wat goes around å man without touching d man?

Belt

@ dlex...correct!
@ bright...belt

Three travelers register at a hotel and are told that their rooms will cost $10 each so they pay $30. Later the clerk realizes that he made a mistake and should have only charged them $25. He gives a bellboy $5 to return to them but the bellboy is dishonest and gives them each only $1, keeping $2 for himself. So the men actually spent $27 and the bellboy kept $2. What happened to the other dollar of the original $30?

You are the bus driver. At your first stop, you pick up 29 people. On your second stop, 18 of those 29 people get off, and at the same time 10 new passengers arrive. At your next stop, 3 of those 10 passengers get off, and 13 new passengers come on. On your fourth stop 4 of the remaining 10 passengers get off, 6 of those new 13 passengers get off as well, then 17 new passengers get on. What is the color of the bus driver's eyes?

quite tough

no answer yet dull brains we've gat here

dlex21: Three travelers register at a hotel and are told that their rooms will cost $10 each so they pay $30. Later the clerk realizes that he made a mistake and should have only charged them $25. He gives a bellboy $5 to return to them but the bellboy is dishonest and gives them each only $1, keeping $2 for himself. So the men actually spent $27 and the bellboy kept $2. What happened to the other dollar of the original $30?

it's with one of 'em travellers

dlex21: You are the bus driver. At your first stop, you pick up 29 people. On your second stop, 18 of those 29 people get off, and at the same time 10 new passengers arrive. At your next stop, 3 of those 10 passengers get off, and 13 new passengers come on. On your fourth stop 4 of the remaining 10 passengers get off, 6 of those new 13 passengers get off as well, then 17 new passengers get on. What is the color of the bus driver's eyes?

what has his eyes got to do with d passengers?

dlex21: no answer yet dull brains we've gat here

u ma dull pass...wrt d dollar question, how come u added d bellboy's 2$to d '27' which is d sum already, abi all na efizzy?

girls-14 legs
cats-28legs
kitten-196 legs
total-238 legs in d bus

ATMC: it's with one of 'em travellers

fink well

ATMC: what has his eyes got to do with d passengers?

read d question well

ATMC: u ma dull pass...wrt d dollar question, how come u added d bellboy's 2$to d '27' which is d sum already, abi all na efizzy?

fink hard...u can do better

dlex21: You are the bus driver. At your first stop, you pick up 29 people. On your second stop, 18 of those 29 people get off, and at the same time 10 new passengers arrive. At your next stop, 3 of those 10 passengers get off, and 13 new passengers come on. On your fourth stop 4 of the remaining 10 passengers get off, 6 of those new 13 passengers get off as well, then 17 new passengers get on. What is the color of the bus driver's eyes?

the colour is d colour of ur eyes since u r d bus driver