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American Customs by 2cantango(f): 2:15pm On Mar 29, 2006 |
An Indian migrated to America, and moved into an American neighbourhood; His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome. He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home. The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man again. When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate into a cup and drink it. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till the next day, he went on with other stuff. The third day, he was determined to welcome the Indian man. At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow's big fat butt. Seeing this, he became disgusted and went up to the Indian man. "I'm sorry sir, I did want to wish you a warm welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Indian customs!" He yelled in the Indian man's face. The Indian man looked confused and answered "Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually American customs. I was told, that in order to be a true American, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bullshit." 2 Likes |
Re: American Customs by Dojo(m): 2:20pm On Mar 29, 2006 |
2c, this is funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy |
Re: American Customs by Z4M4eva(f): 2:48pm On Mar 29, 2006 |
l.o.l |
Re: American Customs by Free(f): 3:33pm On Mar 29, 2006 |
heha |
Re: American Customs by sade511(f): 7:17pm On Mar 29, 2006 |
lol |
Re: American Customs by Ebano(m): 9:49pm On Mar 29, 2006 |
thats a funny one |
Re: American Customs by vichel(m): 10:02pm On Mar 29, 2006 |
that was cute |
Re: American Customs by hotangel2(f): 11:55pm On Mar 29, 2006 |
Poke me! hahahaha, i like ur jokes. |
Re: American Customs by dm(m): 10:32am On Mar 30, 2006 |
LMFAO, please can we get a clapping icon(addressed to the administrator ) cos this definatelly deserves one. WAY TO GO GIRL |
Re: American Customs by micklplus(m): 10:38am On Mar 30, 2006 |
2C-i feel you still laughing cheers |
Re: American Customs by Rhodalyn(f): 10:39am On Mar 30, 2006 |
im laughimg mu @$$ off good one baby girl |
Re: American Customs by Nobody: 11:30am On Mar 30, 2006 |
Hilarious!!! |
Re: American Customs by karemy(m): 11:46am On Mar 30, 2006 |
that was really funny good joke |
Re: American Customs by Zahymaka(m): 11:26pm On Mar 30, 2006 |
True American customs. |
Re: American Customs by GeeCee(m): 7:55pm On Jul 01, 2009 |
Funny |
Re: American Customs by Backup: 2:43am On Jul 30, 2009 |
This is so funny |
Re: American Customs by Gabry(f): 8:00am On Jul 30, 2009 |
hahahaha! |
Re: American Customs by v3: 8:07am On Jul 30, 2009 |
nice one. . .Laughing my butthole off! |
Re: American Customs by Gabry(f): 8:08am On Jul 30, 2009 |
Na waa! I hope da shit dont spray out |
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