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Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by Master6(m): 9:05am On May 13, 2012 |
Let's all contribute all the yo mama jokes we can think of or can even lift frm any place! Let's just make ourselves lafff! Yo mamma is so fat, she has a satellite orbiting around her. |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by Master6(m): 9:07am On May 13, 2012 |
I think this is the oldest I have seen--- Yo mamma is so fat, she irons her panties on the highway!! |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by Master6(m): 9:08am On May 13, 2012 |
Yo mamma is so fat, her belly button has an echo!! |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by dubem3(m): 9:33am On May 13, 2012 |
yo mama is so fat, it takes her 365 days to turn around |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by dubem3(m): 9:35am On May 13, 2012 |
yo mama is so old, her with certificate says 'EXPIRED' |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by Master6(m): 9:47am On May 13, 2012 |
Yo mamma is so fat, when she blocks the sun, ppl think its an eclipse.!! |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by OgidiOlu3(m): 10:51am On May 13, 2012 |
i av d app on my fone, quite funi stuff. @op, yo mama is so fat, people jog around her for exercise. |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by OgidiOlu3(m): 11:20am On May 13, 2012 |
yo mama is so fat that she stands in two time zones. |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by Master6(m): 12:29pm On May 13, 2012 |
Yo mamma so ugly, u ran back into the womb!!! |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by Master6(m): 12:36pm On May 13, 2012 |
Yo mamma is so dump, she still thinks 'elemeno' is a letter!!! |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by saintnaz(m): 1:50am On May 14, 2012 |
yo Mama so Ugly she went for most ugly women on earth she was disqualified ;Dyo Mama so Ugly she went for most ugly women on earth she was disqualified |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by dubem3(m): 12:37pm On May 14, 2012 |
yo mama is so ugly, she scares the dead back to life. |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by Master6(m): 3:24pm On May 14, 2012 |
Ur momma so fat, ppl climb her, like a mountain |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by Master6(m): 3:26pm On May 14, 2012 |
Ur momma so fat, wen she swims at d beach, ppl think she is an island!!!! |
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