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Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by Master6(m): 9:05am On May 13, 2012
Let's all contribute all the yo mama jokes we can think of or can even lift frm any place!
Let's just make ourselves lafff!


Yo mamma is so fat, she has a satellite orbiting around her.
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by Master6(m): 9:07am On May 13, 2012
I think this is the oldest I have seen---

Yo mamma is so fat, she irons her panties on the highway!!
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by Master6(m): 9:08am On May 13, 2012
Yo mamma is so fat, her belly button has an echo!!
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by dubem3(m): 9:33am On May 13, 2012
yo mama is so fat, it takes her 365 days to turn around
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by dubem3(m): 9:35am On May 13, 2012
yo mama is so old, her with certificate says 'EXPIRED'
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by Master6(m): 9:47am On May 13, 2012
Yo mamma is so fat, when she blocks the sun, ppl think its an eclipse.!!
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by OgidiOlu3(m): 10:51am On May 13, 2012
i av d app on my fone, quite funi stuff.
@op, yo mama is so fat, people jog around her for exercise. grin
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by OgidiOlu3(m): 11:20am On May 13, 2012
yo mama is so fat that she stands in two time zones.
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by Master6(m): 12:29pm On May 13, 2012
Yo mamma so ugly, u ran back into the womb!!!
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by Master6(m): 12:36pm On May 13, 2012
Yo mamma is so dump, she still thinks 'elemeno' is a letter!!!
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by saintnaz(m): 1:50am On May 14, 2012
yo Mama so Ugly she went for most ugly women on earth she was disqualified ;Dyo Mama so Ugly she went for most ugly women on earth she was disqualified
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by dubem3(m): 12:37pm On May 14, 2012
yo mama is so ugly, she scares the dead back to life.
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by Master6(m): 3:24pm On May 14, 2012
Ur momma so fat, ppl climb her, like a mountain
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes!!!! by Master6(m): 3:26pm On May 14, 2012
Ur momma so fat, wen she swims at d beach, ppl think she is an island!!!!

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