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Yo Mamma Jokes by adetoru(f): 6:40pm On Apr 14, 2010
I just heard this one,"Yo mamma's so old,she lifted her breast and a pilgrim fell out. grin grin grin
share yours
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Nobody: 7:31pm On Apr 14, 2010
^^^Na wao!
Anyway, i arrived Ojota in Lagos frm Otukpa in Benue. It was wen i came to Lagos that i discovered my engine fell off my Volvo wen i enter a pot hole along Akure express.
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by cantell(m): 7:45pm On Apr 14, 2010
@Poster,
Yo! mama is so old she went to the antique shop and they wouldn't let her go!
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by StudioCFR(m): 8:05pm On Apr 14, 2010
Hhmm
Tamita ,
U can tow the car to my garage lemme fix it for you,
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by benjay1(m): 12:50am On Apr 15, 2010
wonders shall never end
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by sulad82i(m): 2:58am On Apr 15, 2010
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by sulad82i(m): 3:01am On Apr 15, 2010
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chin chin inside her than a Hong Kong phone book
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by sulad82i(m): 3:06am On Apr 15, 2010
Yo mama so fat the LASMA made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by gidson12(m): 8:59am On Apr 15, 2010
Ok una i see, so na una mama una dey describe like this
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by adetoru(f): 2:02pm On Apr 15, 2010
Yo mamma's so old,she was the waitress at the last supper
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by benjay1(m): 6:53pm On Apr 15, 2010
adetoru:

Yo mamma's so old,she was the waitress at the last supper

LMAO , nice one adetoru
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by sulad82i(m): 4:17am On Apr 21, 2010
@gibson,
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by StudioCFR(m): 5:28am On Apr 21, 2010
*Faints*
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Girl846(f): 5:30am On Apr 21, 2010
Yo mamas so ugly,
that when she jumped into a bath tub, the water jump out of the bath tub! grin
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Girl846(f): 5:35am On Apr 21, 2010
Yo mamas so fat,
that when she enters an elevator and presses up, it has to go downnn! lipsrsealed
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by StudioCFR(m): 6:06am On Apr 21, 2010
Damn!
I sooo hate u for making me laugh lol
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by KuliKuli1(m): 9:08am On Apr 21, 2010
Yo Momma is so fat that she sits around the house, I mean A_R_O_U_N_D the house
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by KuliKuli1(m): 9:24am On Apr 21, 2010
Yo momma is sooooo old, when she was in college, there was no HISTORY class.
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by chayx: 4:41pm On Apr 21, 2010
yeah rite! YO MAMMA'S SO FAT DAT SHE ENTERED A CATHOLIC CHURCH AND EVERYONE FROZE. THEY THOT SHE WAS OUR LADY OF "FATima"
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by 1stknight(m): 9:18pm On Apr 21, 2010
Kuli Kuli:

Yo momma is sooooo old, when she was in college, there was no HISTORY class.
wow dat's nyc
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Akaraiwe(m): 11:56pm On Apr 21, 2010
yo Momma is so black that she makes her body lotion look like a DYE wink
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Girl846(f): 1:55am On Apr 22, 2010
Yo mamas so fat, that she went to the cinema and sat next to everyone! shocked
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Girl846(f): 1:56am On Apr 22, 2010
Yo mama's so thin that she only has two stripes her pajamas!
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Akaraiwe(m): 2:14am On Apr 22, 2010
Yo mama is so short that u could see her legs in her passport pictures
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by sulad82i(m): 3:21am On Apr 22, 2010
Yo mama so thin her legs leg can fit between her teath as toothpick. grin
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Akaraiwe(m): 9:34am On Apr 22, 2010
Yo mama is so repelling that she cant make a Gigolo's middle leg hard! cry
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Fasterboy: 3:06pm On Apr 23, 2010
una no dey tire? anyway, una mama say me i beg una me una liv them alone
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by adetoru(f): 10:48pm On Jul 30, 2010
Yo mamma's so old,when she farts dust comes out grin grin grin grin
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by jokingmary(m): 12:18pm On Jul 31, 2010
Yo mama so dumbo, when she was given an orange juice she was concentrating on it cause she saw concentrate lipsrsealed
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by blacksta(m): 1:39pm On Jul 31, 2010
Yo mama so dumb that she starved to death even though she was locked up in a food supermarket
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by meplus: 2:54pm On Jul 31, 2010
Yo momma is So dirty that wenever she takes her bath she loss weight
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by blacksta(m): 3:05pm On Jul 31, 2010
Yo mama so fat that she needs a crane to get out of bed every morning.

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