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Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Nobody: 6:00pm On May 17, 2012
Hotie Tima:

his Albino shocked shocked shocked

i thought he was just bleaching

OUCH!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Goldieluks: 6:01pm On May 17, 2012
190: Goldielucks

D world is indeed a wicked place
How can a man and a woman meet, have sex and give birth 2 two twin
Kangaroo faced girls called tima and rock4face

I don't get it, and what's bafflin me now is when these girls where born
They actually shared coke 4 d entire village and rubbed powder on d neck of women
Celebrating, how many years down d line - see ugliness


Smh


I see you are angry with their looks brov. undecided
Stop looking at their profile pics, you too like woman.
grin grin grin
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by HotieTima(f): 6:01pm On May 17, 2012
KILLS ARE U ALBINO WOW shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

IMA START SENDING MORE SUN SCREEN DOWN TO NIGERIAN FROM NOW ON


I HEARD IT GETS REALLY HOT DOWN THERE .. POOR U sad sad
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Killz1(m): 6:02pm On May 17, 2012
rokiatu:

You people don't know sarcasm right?

With so many fine chocolate brothers around, why would she fall for an albino? God forbid bad things.

Tima want make I break her legs abi. Bro stop this your expensive joke jor. angry angry grin grin grin grin
Haha. . . You yourself once defended me. You said i wasn't an albino. You knew it. Your exact words were "If sexkillz is an albino, what would we call Ramsey Nouah and Michael Majid. . . grin grin grin

C'mon. i didn't call you a Short Muffin Cupcake, i only added Burnt to it. . . grin grin

Now, how much is the bride price in Liberia before i discombobulate you? angry
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Beetwo(m): 6:02pm On May 17, 2012
190: Goldielucks - I see you jare better person

This girl matter don taya me completely
D only salvation we have now is 2 cry 2 our lord
Jesus christ

Lord - Why - oh - why

Why did you inflict man kind with this worworish nonetity
Wen nor wan let person hear word for inside house called Mrs.coldie Tima
And her gay counterpart - rock4face

We can only pray forumites- pray pray pray

Amya - I see u too, this is a pure clear cut of notice my ugliness

Bros. Easy
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Idowuogbo(f): 6:03pm On May 17, 2012
Hotie Tima:

the ugliest b@tch of all is in the house

bringing who home i thought u live in hut

stick a shoe in that ur fat mouth b@tch before i stick my long leg there

u umpa lumpa looking think
Hahahhahaha!

Time to tuck u in biatch

Lets go dia! oshe!cheesy

Last i checked u were a product of a zebra surrogate.If u were to trace ur family tree ,trust me! d whole animals in d ark would defo be related to u.Now bounce or get served as usual.

Urs sincerely

Badoskyxx
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Nobody: 6:03pm On May 17, 2012
Hotie Tima: KILLS ARE U ALBINO WOW shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

IMA START SENDING MORE SUN SCREEN DOWN TO NIGERIAN FROM NOW ON


I HEARD IT GETS REALLY HOT DOWN THERE .. POOR U
sad sad

Fall off bed naked!!!!!! Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin



grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Oh God! I can't breath.

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Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Goldieluks: 6:04pm On May 17, 2012
Hotie Tima:

his Albino shocked shocked shocked

i thought he was just bleaching


holy molly!!! killz has ''repented'' undecided girls don't force him to reignite his fiery anger grin grin
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Killz1(m): 6:05pm On May 17, 2012
Hotie Tima: KILLS ARE U ALBINO WOW shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

IMA START SENDING MORE SUN SCREEN DOWN TO NIGERIAN FROM NOW ON


I HEARD IT GETS REALLY HOT DOWN THERE .. POOR U sad sad
Don't worry, when i come to pay your bride price, you'll find out. Besides, you need a light skinned dude to complement that burnt skin of yours. . . We don't want your kids looking like burnt jollof rice now, would we? kiss kiss
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Nobody: 6:05pm On May 17, 2012
Killz.:

Haha. . . You yourself once defended me. You said i wasn't an albino. You knew it. Your exact words were "If sexkillz is an albino, what would we call Ramsey Nouah and Michael Majid. . . grin grin grin

C'mon. i didn't call you a Short Muffin Cupcake, i only added Burnt to it. . . grin grin

Now, how much is the bride price in Liberia before i discombobulate you? angry

I hope you are not hurting son. wink wink wink grin grin grin grin grin Ain't nothing wrong being an albino also.
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by 190: 6:06pm On May 17, 2012
Idowu I don't blame these 2 girls @ all

I actually blame d 2 tarzan looking man and woman
That fornicated and bought them 2 discombulate this world


Smh

Goldie- I kant be drunk enuf 2 worry my head ova such ugliness from these 2ladies
Even my dog wheezy go reject them
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Idowuogbo(f): 6:06pm On May 17, 2012
Killz.:

Don't worry, when i come to pay your bride price, you'll find out. Besides, you need a light skinned dude to complement that burnt skin of yours. . . We don't want your kids looking like burnt jollof rice now, would we? kiss kiss
burnt jollof rice is a compliment man! grate her skin and u have coal grin grin grin grin
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Goldieluks: 6:07pm On May 17, 2012
grin grin grin grin
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Nobody: 6:08pm On May 17, 2012
Killz.:

Don't worry, when i come to pay your bride price, you'll find out. Besides, you need a light skinned dude to complement that burnt skin of yours. . . We don't want your kids looking like burnt jollof rice now, would we? kiss kiss

Light like Trey Songz will compliment her fine. She don't want extreme. cool cool cool cool

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Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Killz1(m): 6:08pm On May 17, 2012
rokiatu:

I hope you are not hurting son. wink wink wink grin grin grin grin grin Ain't nothing wrong being an albino also.
Why would i hurt? I'm not an albino. . . but you are Short + Burnt + Muffin + Cupcake. . . kiss kiss kiss

Bride price pls. . . Tima is waiting. . . Don't deny her the opportunity to get a Nigerian Passport! grin
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Goldieluks: 6:08pm On May 17, 2012
190: Idowu I don't blame these 2 girls @ all

I actually blame d 2 tarzan looking man and woman
That fornicated and bought them 2 discombulate this world


Smh

Goldie- I kant be drunk enuf 2 worry my head ova such ugliness from these 2ladies
Even my dog wheezy go reject them


That reminds me,how's wheezy? hope say you dey teach am skills make him
take win 'Britain Got talent' next year. How much you say you wan sell am again?
grin cheesy
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Idowuogbo(f): 6:09pm On May 17, 2012
190: Idowu I don't blame these 2 girls @ all

I actually blame d 2 tarzan looking man and woman
That fornicated and bought them 2 discombulate this world
Dude, its a shame cameras cant talk, am sure if dey could she would always get dis reply "Damn biatch! put me down u hurting my lens*
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by HotieTima(f): 6:10pm On May 17, 2012
Killz.:

Don't worry, when i come to pay your bride price, you'll find out. Besides, you need a light skinned dude to complement that burnt skin of yours. . . We don't want your kids looking like burnt jollof rice now, would we? kiss kiss

NO VEX YA

IF UR SKIN LOOKED LIKE TRY SONGS YEH THEN I WOULD HAVE COMPLIMENTED YA

BUT I THOUGHT U WERE JUST BLEACHING OO

I DIDN'T KNOW U WERE ALBINO, LIFE MUST BE HARD FOR U, NOT BEEN ABLE TO GO OUT WHEN THE SUN IS SHINING ... COZ U MELT LIKE A BARBE DOLL. ASK NICKY MINAJ WAT'S HER SECRET FROM PROTECTING UR SELF FROM THE SUN. SINCE HER A$$ IS FAKE.
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Killz1(m): 6:14pm On May 17, 2012
rokiatu:

Light like Trey Songz will compliment her fine. She don't want extreme. cool cool cool cool

Now i see how much you hate your sister. . . We don't want when at night, her kids will only be visible when they smile. . . That would be catastrophic to her ministry. . .

By the way, i hope your Husband is tall. . . Else you have successfully opened a muffin factory. cheesy
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Nobody: 6:14pm On May 17, 2012
Killz.:

Why would i hurt? I'm not an albino. . . but you are Short + Burnt + Muffin + Cupcake. . . kiss kiss kiss

Bride price pls. . . Tima is waiting. . . Don't deny her the opportunity to get a Nigerian Passport! grin

Great thought you were shearing tears. If you are not an Albino, then well I supposed albinos have it better. Like seriously thought how do you cope with the warmer weather?

An abt me being short plust burnt and muffin cupcake, I have two vouchers for you and reality for specsavers.



The day you even come up to Tima's feet in term of class beauty and everything then halo at me abt the bride price. grin grin grin grin
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Ammyng(f): 6:14pm On May 17, 2012
Why is everybody being callous on them?
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Idowuogbo(f): 6:16pm On May 17, 2012
Ammyng: Why is everybody being callous on them?
on who? animals or humans?
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Nobody: 6:17pm On May 17, 2012
Killz.:

Now i see how much you hate your sister. . . We don't want when at night, her kids will only be visible when they smile. . . That would be catastrophic to her ministry. . .

By the way, i hope your Husband is tall. . . Else you have successfully opened a muffin factory. cheesy
My hubby is not only tall but freaking hot don't make that your worry in the mean time go out there and buy some sunscreen. Your skin need protection. wink wink wink wink wink
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Killz1(m): 6:17pm On May 17, 2012
Hotie Tima:

NO VEX YA

IF UR SKIN LOOKED LIKE TRY SONGS YEH THEN I WOULD HAVE COMPLIMENTED YA

BUT I THOUGHT U WERE JUST BLEACHING OO

I DIDN'T KNOW U WERE ALBINO, LIFE MUST BE HARD FOR U, NOT BEEN ABLE TO GO OUT WHEN THE SUN IS SHINING ... COZ U MELT LIKE A BARBE DOLL. ASK NICKY MINAJ WAT'S HER SECRET FROM PROTECTING UR SELF FROM THE SUN. SINCE HERE A$$ IS FAKE.
Ha! Pls o. You can't lack English capabilities and be ignorant at the same time. . . I'm not an Albino. grin grin How much did your father put on your head? I want to rescue you from Liberia + Rokiatu and her burnt muffinness. . . grin grin
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Nobody: 6:18pm On May 17, 2012
Hotie Tima:

NO VEX YA

IF UR SKIN LOOKED LIKE TRY SONGS YEH THEN I WOULD HAVE COMPLIMENTED YA

BUT I THOUGHT U WERE JUST BLEACHING OO

[size=24pt]I DIDN'T KNOW U WERE ALBINO, LIFE MUST BE HARD FOR U, NOT BEEN ABLE TO GO OUT WHEN THE SUN IS SHINING ... COZ U MELT LIKE A BARBE DOLL. ASK NICKY MINAJ WAT'S HER SECRET FROM PROTECTING UR SELF FROM THE SUN. SINCE HER A$$ IS FAKE.[/size]

Dead!!!!! Will be back in 5 minutes.
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by 190: 6:18pm On May 17, 2012
Loool @ goldielucks-
Wheezy is fine, he's with my aunt in manchester

@idowu
No need crying over split milk, d mistake has already been done
Our own chance was 2stop hottie tima tarzan lookin father and
Gazette looking mother from fornicating
Too bad we were busy with something and dey bought these 2 evil ilan -enje twins
2 dis world
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Ammyng(f): 6:21pm On May 17, 2012
Idowuogbo:
on who? animals or humans?

grin grin grin Rokiatu and Hoti Tima actually
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Killz1(m): 6:21pm On May 17, 2012
rokiatu:
My hubby is not only tall but freaking hot don't make that your worry in the mean time go out there and buy some sunscreen. Your skin need protection. wink wink wink wink wink
:::Does sign of Cross::: Halleluyah! cheesy cheesy Rokiatu's ministry can now move to the permanent site. . . grin grin grin Don't worry about my skin just yet. Be worried that Nigerian Immigration would accept your sister, cos they may mistake her for an overgrown Ape! cheesy

But no worries. . . i'll be there for her. kiss kiss
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Nobody: 6:22pm On May 17, 2012
Killz.:

:::Does sign of Cross::: Halleluyah! cheesy cheesy Rokiatu's ministry can now move to the permanent site. . . grin grin grin Don't worry about my skin just yet. Be worried that Nigerian Immigration would accept your sister, cos they may mistake her for an overgrown Ape! cheesy

But no worries. . . i'll be there for her. kiss kiss

Then that must be the most beautiful ape in Nigeria.
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by HotieTima(f): 6:23pm On May 17, 2012
THE POWER OF UGLY PEOPLE IS IN THE HOUSE

I AM ALLERGIC TO UGLY PEOPLE OOOOO

undecided undecided WAT'S HURTING U SELF Mr WOWO.

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Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Killz1(m): 6:23pm On May 17, 2012
rokiatu:

Dead!!!!! Will be back in 5 minutes.
Pls don't come back. . . me and Tima don't want our kids looking like you. . . You are a bad influence. Short Burnt Muffin Cupcake. grin
Re: The Grammatical Superhero Jerk!!! by Idowuogbo(f): 6:23pm On May 17, 2012
Hotie Tima:

NO VEX YA

IF UR SKIN LOOKED LIKE TRY SONGS YEH THEN I WOULD HAVE COMPLIMENTED YA

BUT I THOUGHT U WERE JUST BLEACHING OO

I DIDN'T KNOW U WERE ALBINO, LIFE MUST BE HARD FOR U, NOT BEEN ABLE TO GO OUT WHEN THE SUN IS SHINING ... COZ U MELT LIKE A BARBE DOLL. ASK NICKY MINAJ WAT'S HER SECRET FROM PROTECTING UR SELF FROM THE SUN. SINCE HER A$$ IS FAKE.

Gawd!!!!

Melt like a barbie doll? wtf!!!! undecided undecided undecided

Quit spewing shiytzzzz out of ur burnt anusss

Bwn! start posting letter by letter it might make sense! bonking classes to give bjs aint rite! its defo damaged ur future.

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