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fyneguy: An NYSC member went to an ATM to withdraw money. After 10 minutes, somebody approached him and asked "hello, what's the problem?". He replied "I'm looking for the borrow button"

. Ha ha ha ha. Very funny

I've decided not to go to my PPA today till i receive my allowance. So i'm temporary on warning strike.

Monday 21st of May 2012..no alert yet..If not for Chelsea's victory over the weekend,i wouldnt ve made it past Saturday..That victory is stil my life support cos anytime i watch the highlights i get rejuvenated..Thank you Chelsea for makin me forget abt my Nysc troubles..This country is not worth serving..

lookmangiw: I've decided not to go to my PPA today till i receive my allowance. So i'm temporary on warning strike.

Young man go PPA o o! News making the rounds is dat, owing to the imminent passing out of Batch Bs, the federal headquarters of NYSC is having a head count for dis week for all corps members and if u r nt on seat, dats automatic extension for you. Those on CDS have exception in dat their venue of CDS wil b contacted n visited immediately. So go o o! Cuz they'l pay dis week too n it may come in a double!

Reporting from Lagos 01:11pm, no allawee yet. The situation here is pretty okay cos most of us are well paid in our various places of primary assignment.

yorke1: Reporting from Lagos 01:11pm, no allawee yet. The situation here is pretty okay cos most of us are well paid in our various places of primary assignment.

where is ypour ppa and which batch are you,am also serving in lagos,if not for my ppa ehn and my family,may be i will also be broke nao

Imagine no alawee yet...now I know that NYSC is a complete joke...I cant wait to see the end of this crapy program...d country is not worth serving

Am Serving in Oyo State, Ibadan. I never see alert for my phone o. Make una Flash me when una c alert abeg..84706135080(bck)

News reaching me from a reliable source in Edo state has it that 'alawi' has been paid n alert has been received! Please can anyone confirm this news and has any other state received alert?

They've started paying here in Edo, for one month.

I just received my April 2012 alert. Rivers State Batch B

But i thought they said they were going to april and may at a go.

lookmangiw: But i thought they said they were going to april and may at a go.

you are very funny! Na Nig govt you put your trust in like that?

learnt eboyin state has being paid aswell, just hopping enugu will recieve the good news 2mao...kashifo

hok4u:
where is ypour ppa and which batch are you,am also serving in lagos,if not for my ppa ehn and my family,may be i will also be broke nao

I'm a batch 'C' corp member.. . .well....that is enough.

I don taya o.

I have been paid this morning...am a batch C corp member serving in Kogi state

No alert yet...this is dramatic

Hurry!!! I've been paid(21/50/12 3:04 pm). . .Lagos corp member. Thank you Jonathan for keeping to your words.

yorke1: Hurry!!! I've been paid(21/50/12 3:04 pm). . .Lagos corp member. Thank you Jonathan for keeping to your words.

Phikom: No alert yet...this is dramatic

which kind date be this na.

yorke1: Reporting from Lagos 01:11pm, no allawee yet. The situation here is pretty okay cos most of us are well paid in our various places of primary assignment.

you are certainly not a batch A copper else your comment would have been different since your ppa would be a government school where you are told by the principal that the reward of teachers is in heaven....nurf

uRobot: you are certainly not a batch A copper else your comment would have been different since your ppa would be a government school where you are told by the principal that the reward of teachers is in heaven....nurf

Certainly not!Proudly batch 'C' corp member

yorke1: Hurry!!! I've been paid(21/50/12 3:04 pm). . .Lagos corp member. Thank you Jonathan for keeping to your words.

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lookmangiw: which kind date be this na.

No mind me. . na money dey make my belle sweet. . . 22/05/12 3:04 pm. Now corpers are smiling

lookmangiw: which kind date be this na.

LWKM alawiiii ohhhh

Which kind state be this wey them post person sef. No single corper for my ppa has been paid nysc allowance. The situation is very terrible here in oyo state.

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enugu- no show yet *sobs*

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Yay! Just got my allowee... Oyo Corper smiling tohbahdm

I don c their bleeping 19700.

Tell every copa for oyo state say, alert do dey dun, 4 me i dey use access bank in oyo west local gov. OY/12A/03O......

No show here in Ogun state

Unique mallam: I don c their bleeping 19700.

Unique mallam: Tell every copa for oyo state say, alert do dey dun, 4 me i dey use access bank in oyo west local gov. OY/12A/03O......

please i'm also an oyo state corper, batch A 2012 but i've not received any alert o. i uses Ecobank i was there today but they said nothing yet. the batch A guy wey dey use access bank please when did you get your alert?

my fellow copers i have recieved my own oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.thank God.finally