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Don And Booqee ! (love Letter) ....(projan) by Nobody: 11:19am On May 22, 2012
Dear BOOQEE
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous thing happened is because honey I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl Darling please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblangata also stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off here because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them.
Yourz Ever,






REPLY
Dear DON K
My Love, My Sugar, I was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when I have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why I am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time
How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to make it Schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart.

My honie, I am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that I write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then I would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then I know that I will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Carey sanged it, you know that it is my favourite song honie. The one day that we were boarding the transport and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.

If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against mariah carey Anyways, I will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today.
Please always be writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea.

Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood.

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Re: Don And Booqee ! (love Letter) ....(projan) by Nobody: 11:31am On May 22, 2012
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Re: Don And Booqee ! (love Letter) ....(projan) by bingbagbo(m): 2:14pm On May 22, 2012
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" i love you like harmattan pawpaw"
Re: Don And Booqee ! (love Letter) ....(projan) by Nobody: 4:03pm On May 22, 2012
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Re: Don And Booqee ! (love Letter) ....(projan) by Nobody: 7:19pm On May 22, 2012
This really funny mehn
Re: Don And Booqee ! (love Letter) ....(projan) by Nobody: 7:34pm On May 22, 2012
PretiEbony: This really funny mehn

madam! is this u or ur shadow? shocked shocked
Re: Don And Booqee ! (love Letter) ....(projan) by swtchicgurl: 11:47am On May 23, 2012
what's dis?
Re: Don And Booqee ! (love Letter) ....(projan) by Nobody: 9:12pm On May 24, 2012
swtchicgurl: what's dis?

wetin dey worri ur head? angry
Re: Don And Booqee ! (love Letter) ....(projan) by JojoArmani(m): 10:49pm On May 24, 2012
Nice One Don. U remind me de old days. But no ditto in ur letter. Lolz
Re: Don And Booqee ! (love Letter) ....(projan) by Ajibel(m): 11:26pm On May 24, 2012
DONkollione:
Dear BOOQEE
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous thing happened is because honey I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl Darling please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblangata also stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off here because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them.
Yourz Ever,






REPLY
Dear DON K
My Love, My Sugar, I was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when I have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why I am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time
How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to make it Schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart.

My honie, I am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that I write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then I would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then I know that I will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Carey sanged it, you know that it is my favourite song honie. The one day that we were boarding the transport and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.

If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against mariah carey Anyways, I will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today.
Please always be writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea.

Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood.






laff wanted to kills me died...i am been going to copied this to my galfrendz cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
Re: Don And Booqee ! (love Letter) ....(projan) by Nobody: 9:39am On May 25, 2012
Ajibel:

laff wanted to kills me died...i am been going to copied this to my galfrendz cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin


i pity those your yeye girlfriends

pray that hot oil/water shd not get in contact with dat your ugly face tongue
Re: Don And Booqee ! (love Letter) ....(projan) by Ajibel(m): 12:38pm On May 25, 2012
~vicky~:



i pity those your yeye girlfriends shocked shocked shocked

pray that hot oil/water shd not get in contact with dat your ugly face tongue

what i fine pass your hubby, make we bet cool
Re: Don And Booqee ! (love Letter) ....(projan) by mustspin: 2:19pm On May 25, 2012
hmmmm!!! donkey and booqee haram. . . brb
Re: Don And Booqee ! (love Letter) ....(projan) by Nobody: 2:29pm On May 25, 2012
mustspin: hmmmm!!! donkey and booqee haram. . . brb

My boy! cheesy
Re: Don And Booqee ! (love Letter) ....(projan) by bunmioguns(m): 3:44pm On May 25, 2012
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Re: Don And Booqee ! (love Letter) ....(projan) by Nobody: 5:13pm On May 25, 2012
Ajibel:

what i fine pass your hubby, make we bet cool


he goat

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