@ Jenny
Ehn ehn. . . I suppose my invitation got lost in the mail ko? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Happy Birthday fellow Gemininite...nine. . . Oh you know what I mean. May this new year bring with happiness, endless joy and laughter. Jubilation and celebration will be your portion in Jesus Name. Many happy returns of the day!!!!

Happy Birthday!!!



@ Moremi
Moremi you better watch ya self.. . You think it's easy to be a 66 yrs old ayounge mama! Give her credit for being so spry in her old. . .err. . .young age. Now dobable in front of the iya lode and beg for forgiveness.


@Tgirl
Can u help me ask Seun what I done did to him? Dude won't lemme post oh. . I am typing this with fingers crossed that it would post because yesterday. . .I couldn't post at all. I mean I'll post and before I can say ah ah my post is hidden and I get the you are banned message. Wassup with that naa?

Whoa! BB's Birthday luck is rubbing off on me. H


Hmm, lemme not jinx myself oh by over doing it... . .

*Knocks on wood and slowly backs away from the thread*

Sisi_Kill: @ Jenny
@Tgirl
Can u help me ask Seun what I done did to him? Dude won't lemme post oh. . I am typing this with fingers crossed that it would post because yesterday. . .I couldn't post at all. I mean I'll post and before I can say ah ah my post is hidden and I get the you are banned message. Wassup with that naa?

Lol. It's the silly spambot jor. Glad it's sorted. Don't add jinx abeg

How did I miss this? Happy belated birthday onyekem!

Happy Birthday in arrears! Just seeing this.

moremi2008:

What? Are you really 66yrs old? Hahahahahaha!!!!! That would be hilarious! Grandma, e pele oh.

And so what if I am 66 years young, dem tell you say arugbo dey Ghana ni, abi what can any youngies do that I cannot do times 3 at least.

Hah I am hurt and disappointed you couldn't tell my age from all of my always matured and rivettingly peaceful posts on NL I have been giving your brain too much credit

davidylan: just in time! Happy birthday ma!

Awww thanks, I am in tears again, for the simple fact that I remember the only time I have ever cried on Nairaland was the day i mistakenly wandered into the politics section and brutally got mauled by yourself, 4play and about 20 other dudes, chei

But thank God I am still standing, better and stronger. You guys made me the gentle as a dove being that I am today on NL

jennykadry:

I know I know. The chocolate cake is mouth watering. Expect one too

'@BB
U no see oam4jenny4life's biceps, so tey the body cannot contain the veins any more

Jenny commot ya eyes from my OAM4BB, I will not warn you again oh.

Haba I don already dash you Sagamite with his potbelly and sexy yam tuber legs na

onyinye2: Happy Birthday Busy Body
I dont think you still remember little old me.

Jenny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehehe, who can forget the relentless daily merciless drubbing and teasing you endured daily from Dafidi, Sauron, Debosky, StephenP, etc in the romance section circa 2008/2009, and how they fondly loved dragging you and Michelin89 out of threads by your ponytails and generously telling you to come back to debate with them when the mustard seeds on your chest starts germinating lol

blank: Happy birthday, busy body.

Thanks for the wellwishes blank the superhuman superwoman, How body

Efemena_xy: Happy Belated Birthday BB

Hope you had a blast girl!

Thanks girl. What other choice did I have than to have fun with Idowuogbo wey come kidnap me. Of course I had fun inspite of my false hip, false teeth, toupee and crickety joint oh. Infact I have been recruited to be in the next Oliver Twist video by Dbang to come and not only tell them, but to show them the koko

Vikin: And the CABALS are celebrating!

Happy birthday celebrant.

* I don't actually care about the celebrant, just want my piece of good brandy*

Hmmm, I wonder if this is one of Richvkunt's foot soldier employed to come and tell me the good news that I am now qualified to join the cabal

Odunnu: Api belated birthday BB. Hope you had fun?

Thanks a lot Odunnu. I am Honerico's and Honerico is mine, so once you have seen one name, you have seen both, hence reason the time you looked twas only his name you saw, pity cos if you'd looked twice, you'd have seen my name too

OlowoTee: Happy Birthday, BB. May this
year bring to you every good thing that comes from God, our Father of love with whom there is no variableness nor shadow of turning...

Thank you for this divine ministration. I really appreciate it and wish to be transformed like you so that every word and act of mine would be undertaken to the glory of God in Jesus name. I can't wait to start spreading the message of His Kingdom.

Na wa. See plenty accolades n all withy washy puppy love. Upon all d rollcall ma name no appear. Se na so I tiny reach?

OAM4BB ko OAM4Tgirl ni

Tgirl4real: Na wa. See plenty accolades n all withy washy puppy love. Upon all d rollcall ma name no appear. Se na so I tiny reach?

[b]OAM4BB ko OAM4Tgirl ni:[/b]P

More like Tgirl4OAM. Abeg help me give jenny and BB a run for their money. They are no longer taking good care of me jare. I trust you will do better than them.

As if you can handle it. Mcheeew.
Stop posting in every thread jor, i'm tired of following you around

chaircover: Haaaaaa Oga ooooooo

I sit on a plane for 6 hours and you people declare a party in my absence. JK make sure you send my "and co" gele and ipele to my house immediately.

Bisi Happy birthday o!!!! May God bless you with many more happy, healthy, prosperous years In Jesus Name. BTW how come JK knew and I didn't know about it just that us cabals have to been seen as getting on in public otherwise i would have summoned her to be cabal-Marshalled for by passing her queen superior or what do you people call me sef .

Seriously Big hugs to you BB, Hope you had a great day

Thank you Mama Superior of the Order of the Cabal that Richvkunt's nightmares are made of. I sure had a blast oh.

Una just dey sabi say Jenny nor dey hear the proverbial hunter's whistle ni

Come I dey suspect you with this ya ajala travel all over the world bidness oh, how are we sure it is not because their is a Van Vickerish lookalike working behind the check-in desk or working as an air host

stillwater: So busybody's name's Bisi? Hahaha I know in real life na Aunty I for dey call you . But unfortunately we are not in real life so Bisi it is. God don catch you today.

Happy belated birthday dear. Hope you had the best fun of your life.

And now to the impertinent question Stilly, now that you have confirmed my name is not that local sounding bush Bisi name, can you drop your Brother's phone number, waist size, shirt size, shoe size as me and you already concluded. And don't worry, I shall shield him from Jennykadry's claws.

And please hurry, you can see you have competiiton in the likes of OAM4BB

stillwater: Arrggghhhhhhh!!!!

Erm . . . Just checking, its your younger warm blooded Brother we are talking about right, the younger the better for me you see, as long as they are above the age of consent

A beggar like me still has choice y'know. Who can forget my OAM4BB blood tonic who only has eyes for me

OAM4J:

Jenny. . . the night with BB was goooooooooodddddddddddddd!

BB is asking me to spend more time with her..... Actually there are some part of her that can do with some extra massages.

BTW, she's got some styles/moves we need to check out when next we meet... except that I wonder if you are still flexible enough for such styles. Since I broke one of your ribs in a competition of 'who lasts longer' between me and sagamite, you have not been the same again.

Erm... also one of her birthday gifts include a 2012 Range Rover, she said I can go with it for a good night-job well done. Thank her for me ooooo....

I hereby crown you from now henceforth Mr and-God-made-him-and-He-rested


Please let me scream the ways I love you from the rooftops

Hehehe so Jenny nor get spunk or action again since shacking up with Grandad Sagamite, what good news, yay now I can have my OAM4BB forever in peace to myself

Tgirl4real:

I wonder o.

How come I missed this thread. Happy belated bornday mon dear. Anyway, today na d parry, so wo go jam

Na only me and my OAM4BB aka Mr Isn't-God-wonderful who dey parry alnighter, you are not invited

Odunnu: As if you can handle it. Mcheeew.
Stop posting in every thread jor, i'm tired of following you around

Na jealousy dey worry you. Tell me if you want to do and stop hating

wow im real late to this party, but happy belated bday bb

Idowuogbo: Guys u want d full gist? Kai BB shud I talk? If una see as Bb dey wine her waist for d party hen! I swear Shakira gat notin on my oyoyo.

As for menu menu, dat grilled fish and plaintain was muahhhhh!!

BB,I don't set reminder o! I must mark present next year.

Full gist ke, you wan make the whole world sabi wetin we cook wey burn the whole house ehn.

Na some few screws commot from my fake hip wey send me into tremor oh, nor be Sir Shina Peters music

No need to wait till next year, I don tell Lady CH and BB20 to get ready say na to dey scale fence weekly go gatecrash parry wey happpening babe Idowuogbo dey, remain, so watchout for us Abeg give Uncle R (uncle bendmouth of NL ) a big hug for me, see as his calm demeanor on NL rubbed off on me in real life sotay I was too shy to utter one word when I was bursting to say a million words. Kai, kai, kai

Tgirl4real: Na wa. See plenty accolades n all withy washy puppy love. Upon all d rollcall ma name no appear. Se na so I tiny reach?

OAM4BB ko OAM4Tgirl ni

Na wah for una oh, even if I can pretend not to see facebook, I can't pretend not to see this thread as NL na part of my extended family na and I was responding by the order posts were made.

Just say you want a piece of my sweet potato pie, OAM4BB, and the answer is no, thief


Hmmm, see as the gentle Odunnu too take longthroat style talk say she wants my man OAM too, you girls take your time oh


Plenty thanks to my Dishy, Delectable, Dashing Dazzling Denzel, you know I only have eyes for you boo To our inhouse resident expert Psychologist, your first patient patiently waiting on the oversubscribed waiting list says thanks, I really appreciate you And to Sisikill, thanks for the prayers, when are you gonna do the honours and move into Yabaleft, since my contract to help them refurbish the place ended last month, Jenny has been pining for a companion biko. Just think of it as doing your bit gfor charity ehn

OAM4J:

Na jealousy dey worry you. Tell me if you want to do and stop hating

Dear God, please let my OAM4BB be continuously blind to every desperate lady who wants to steal my man that I stole from Jennykadry from me IJN. Let him not even recognise Jenny anymore, I want all his muscles to myself. And dear God, you are a God of one man one wife so I bless your holy name as you answer my prayers IJN

agiboma: wow im real late to this party, but happy belated bday bb

Thanks darling. Mucha gracias. Keep the faith girl. . .





That's me off to the religion section for 3 days night vigil bender to abide in the secret place of the most high and abide under the shadow of the Almighty, whilst Planet Venus is transitting over the constellation of Orion. . .according to Scientists who have also documented several times that the furthest distance mankind could get to the Sun and tolerate it is 72,000,000 kilometres away.

And these same people open their mouth to say there is no God hmmm, okay oh

happy belated bday BB . wishing you more fruitful and blessed yrs ahead -

[size=1pt]_{i no say, u don chop the cake finish and clean mouth}[/size]

Busy_body:


Full gist ke, you wan make the whole world sabi wetin we cook wey burn the whole house ehn.

Na some few screws commot from my fake hip wey send me into tremor oh, nor be Sir Shina Peters music

No need to wait till next year, I don tell Lady CH and BB20 to get ready say na to dey scale fence weekly go gatecrash parry wey happpening babe Idowuogbo dey, remain, so watchout for us Abeg give Uncle R (uncle bendmouth of NL ) a big hug for me, see as his calm demeanor on NL rubbed off on me in real life sotay I was too shy to utter one word when I was bursting to say a million words. Kai, kai, kai



Na wah for una oh, even if I can pretend not to see facebook, I can't pretend not to see this thread as NL na part of my extended family na and I was responding by the order posts were made.

Just say you want a piece of my sweet potato pie, OAM4BB, and the answer is no, thief


Hmmm, see as the gentle Odunnu too take longthroat style talk say she wants my man OAM too, you girls take your time oh


Plenty thanks to my Dishy, Delectable, Dashing Dazzling Denzel, you know I only have eyes for you boo To our inhouse resident expert Psychologist, your first patient patiently waiting on the oversubscribed waiting list says thanks, I really appreciate you And to Sisikill, thanks for the prayers, when are you gonna do the honours and move into Yabaleft, since my contract to help them refurbish the place ended last month, Jenny has been pining for a companion biko. Just think of it as doing your bit gfor charity ehn

Uncle bendmouth ke

i dey come back for that dodo and chicken ooooooo (Delicious)

~Sissy~:
happy belated bday BB . wishing you more fruitful and blessed yrs ahead -

[size=1pt]_{i no say, u don chop the cake finish and clean mouth}[/size]

Sissssssyyyyyy, na una we see without collecting visa like so, good to see you around here babe.

All the loony fruit[b]cakes[/b] wey dey this section now don put me off cake for life jare We need you and that calm magic wand back here biko

r231:

Uncle bendmouth ke

i dey come back for that dodo and chicken ooooooo (Delicious)

Yeparipa, I am on my knees, I didn't know you would see this, oh dear

Thank you for recognising correct food jare. How can idowuogbo not acknowledge my tasty burnt dodo handiwork that took me 5 hours to fry

Richvkunt: Big bumper,
A belated happy birthday to you.
Seeing you can't keep my moniker out of your mouth,best wishes to you and your family.
Apologies for missing this,wishing long life and prosperity.

I can't keep your name from sexily desperately drooling outta my mouth, you can't hide the fact that you must be salivating after me and stalking me to know this, NOW THAT WE FOUND LOVE WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH IT

Or in the words of Mariah Carey ~

Love, wandered inside
Stronger than you
Stnger than I
Love, now it has began
We cannot turn back
We can only turn into one



[s]you too stop blocking me from getting off the fence, I wanna join the happening cabal[/s]

erm Happy belated birthday

nor blame me oh, you haf get birthday efri month. . i nefa finish sending last month's greetings

mukina2: erm Happy belated birthday

nor blame me oh, you haf get birthday efri month. . i nefa finish sending last month's greetings

Hehehe, that is why I like you jare, I am still enjoying the birthday package of those 12 Brothers of yours that you sent me last year, hope you are gonna double your meagre effort to 24 this year

Oya come explain yaself why you are purposely blocking OAM4BB from declaring his love for me via our romantic PM facility and why I am being prevented from being swept off my feet daily by those specially sweet romantic poems he composes for me every hour You think I don't know why you only put option (Dismiss) beside only my own account ehn, why else if not that it is solely cos you dey jollox our love

OAM4BB? who be that?

have you been taking your yaba pills? i am worried NOT!

mukina2: OAM4BB? who be that?

have you been taking your yaba pills? i am worried NOT!

Hello fine girl few pimples... ignore BB follow me yarn, I won't do k-solo on your pretty face

come and try it i go chris brown you

mukina2: come and try it i go chris brown you

hehehehe

hey busybody this is godfrey..........happy birthday.......your phones dont work no more.......thanks for all your help in my life...you truly love God

Happy Belated Birthday lady
many happy returns!!
when you are in town, let me know. I plan to take you to one nice resturant
but i can still cook your favorite obe and plantain amala for you sha.

mukina2: OAM4BB? who be that?

have you been taking your yaba pills? i am worried NOT!

Are you denying me? Or you only know me as OAM4Mukina2?

Well, a lot have changed since I read Denzel419 post talking about your voice in the bedroom.

God dey sha! Please return my kids before you finally run away with your lover.

Too bad, you never even reach 2 months he is already talking about doing k-solo on your pretty face.

hehehehe buy the range rover first and then we can start negotiating ..

denzel419 na my houseboy o e cant fit try it

mukina2: hehehehe buy the range rover first and then we can start negotiating ..

denzel419 na my houseboy o e cant fit try it

who is your houseboy? do you want me to reveal intimate details on the curves of your body like formula 1 race track?

oam4j yoo ba furo e

mukina2: hehehehe buy the range rover first and then we can start negotiating ..

denzel419 na my houseboy o e cant fit try it

All the other cars wey I don buy for you nko? E never reach you?

denzel2009:

who is your houseboy? do you want me to reveal intimate details on the curves of your body like formula 1 race track?

oam4j yoo ba furo e

hehehehe Denzel419