me for
over five years. Upon her return, her father
cursed her. Where have ye been all this
time? Why did ye not write to us at all? Why
didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what
ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying,
replied, "Sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute."
"Ye what!!? Get out, ye shameless harlot!
Sinner! You're a disgrace!" "OK, Dad -- as ye
wish. I just came back to give mum this
luxurious fur coat, title deed to a 10
bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate
for $5 million." "For me brother, this gold
Rolex and for ye daddy, the brand new
Mercedes convertible that's parked outside,
a membership to the country club, an
invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve
on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and
a new..." "Now what was it ye said ye had
become?" says dad. The girl, crying again,
"A prostitute! "Oh! Ye scared me to death,
girl! I thought ye said a Protestant.

hmmmm

Now, this is poverty at its best....
Cool joke anyway

Hehehe . .nice one!

mikuz: Hehehe . .nice one!

they must be from ur village

realsammie: they must be from ur village

mugu you no go respect your old age abi? You go enter 42 this year and you still dey mumu yaself!

mikuz: mugu you no go respect your old age abi? You go enter 42 this year and you still dey mumu yaself!

shut dat ur dirty mouth up

A nice joke almost ruin by Almighty Seun's spambot

Nice one