A Married man Went for Confession, and Said To His Priest;
man: I Almost Had An Affair With Another Woman.
Priest: What Do You Mean, Almost?
Man: Well, We Got Undressed And Rubbed Together,
But Then I Stopped myself.
Priest: Rubbing Together Is The Same As Putting It In. You are Not To See That Woman Again. For Your Penance,
Say Five Hail Mary’s And Put N5000 In The
Poor Box.
The man Left The Confessional, Said His Prayers, And Then Walked Over To The Poor Box. He Paused For A Moment And Then Started To Leave. The Priest, Who Was Watching, Quickly Ran Over To Him and said; I Saw That you Didn’t Put Any Money In The Poor Box!. The man Replied; Yes, But I Rubbed The N5000 On The Box, And According To You, That is The Same As Putting It In!

yeah d married man is very smart


nice joke Booqee

I don post am before. . . .copy copy booqee
https://www.nairaland.com/956589/iboman-priest

i've seen that d4...nice joke anyway

hehehe

bunmioguns: I don post am before. . . .copy copy booqee
https://www.nairaland.com/956589/iboman-priest

but the topics aren't d same
so?

@all. Thanks guys!

@bunmioguns. Abeg park well joor!. I copied it from somewhere else not from nl. I don't copy and paste from NL! Dats insane. Besides sef, u also copied yours from somewhere too. Tell me how many jokes ere on NL are not C and P?? Mtcheww..... Abeg go siddon o jere!

@benny[b]RAZZ[/b]. How you've missed me so..... i haven't been gone for dat long naw..... :*

@benny[b]RAZZ[/b]. How you've missed me so..... i haven't been gone for dat long naw..... :*

[size=13pt]is that a bribe? well if it is, i accept [/size]

booqee: @all. Thanks guys!

@bunmioguns. Abeg park well joor!. I copied it from somewhere else not from nl. I don't copy and paste from NL! Dats insane. Besides sef, u also copied yours from somewhere too. Tell me how many jokes ere on NL are not C and P?? Mtcheww..... Abeg go siddon o jere!

@benny[b]RAZZ[/b]. How you've missed me so..... i haven't been gone for dat long naw..... :*

@op, where did u copy from............
@bunmioguns, where did u copy from..........

probably the same source. (I advice u guys include ur sources next time)

Exponental:
@op, where did u copy from............
@bunmioguns, where did u copy from..........

probably the same source. (I advice u guys include ur sources next time)

my name is not op! My name is booqee! op is for topic.
There is no source since i copied it from my fb timeline.

Op u can do better than dis now exits thread

U think ur smart, u criticise people post and u expect people 2 appreciate urs, ur fooling urslf 100* bunmioguns use his. Head to crate dis joke, ur here copying and pasting try and be creative for once,stop copying people post , use ur stinking head.

Izenco. Why are u shedding tears for ma thread nah?? Why d tin come dey pain u like dis? Shey na my fault say u never post one single funny joke for NL ni??
Abegi shift ur shitty body go one side make i see road jare! If d tin still dey pain, go mop atlantic ocean. Mtcheww...

@ Mister skales, like i said earlier my name's not op.

@izenco fooool, unlike immature goats like you, i accept criticism. and also criticise as well

booqee: Izenco. Why are u shedding tears for ma thread nah?? Why d tin come dey pain u like dis? Shey na my fault say u never post one single funny joke for NL ni??
Abegi shift ur shitty body go one side make i see road jare! If d tin still dey pain, go mop atlantic ocean. Mtcheww...

@ Mister skales, like i said earlier my name's not op.

na ur mouth I go mop dis time.i Can c u bt can't c me.

Old ashi like u I pity u mama who carried u 9 month, wested 9 months indeed,nne ndo o