Femi Otedola (OteDollar) and Farouk Lawan (Farogue/FarCrook) has been the two dumbasses polluting my news for the past couple of days. I barely read anything useful without getting bothered by the tale of these two and how they abused the principles of bribery.

Otedollar on his part was a smarter bribe giver but my diminutive friend FarCrook overreached the ambit of his intelligence and somehow found himself wallowing in the stupiidity of his wisdom.

The police should stop wasting their energy on these two and probably recommend they read "GIVING AND TAKING BRIBES for DUMMIES".

Their action is repulsive to the principles and established norms of corrupt practices in Nigeria. Who in his right senses will visit someone to collect bribe in the guise of exposing such person?. I just feel sorry for the innocent money used in this shameful transaction, I wish money have rights and could sue.

The $620,000 bribe money will be weeping wherever Lawan has hidden it, and may rather wish to be declared missing rather than handed over to the police for further character assassination and embarrassment.

If Lawan who is perceived to be one of the few politicians with integrity of some sort can engage in a shameful act with a notorious Lagos businessman, who then is worthy to be ascribed with such terms as "man-of-integrity"?.

Dummies should abstain from giving and taking bribes, and save us from further occurrence of this kind of shameful scenario. Short people aren't naturally supposed to be successful thieves in my opinion.

Problem dey my broda.