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New Word In D Dictionary. by saddler: 7:07am On Jun 23, 2012
New dictionary word...

Farouk (VerB): To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video doctoring. Past tense: farouked
Example: To farouk is human

Farouker (Noun):
A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the University of Corruption

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial
Example: The doctor diagnosed the young politician of acute faroukiosis

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial
Example: Results of the investigation appear really faroukish

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk
Example: The lawmakers carried on faroukistically.

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Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Nobody: 7:54am On Jun 23, 2012
Nice concept
Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Nobody: 8:40am On Jun 23, 2012
Nice one. cool

How would you define Okonjo, Diezani and Lamido? undecided
Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Vivly(f): 11:06am On Jun 23, 2012
I luv this
Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Nobody: 5:50pm On Jun 23, 2012
wow!!!!!

very creative


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Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Nobody: 9:06pm On Jun 23, 2012
Aww.....i luv dis. kiss :*
Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by sqlerror: 9:18pm On Jun 23, 2012
NEW WORD FROM UNIVERSITY OF NATIONAL ASSEMBLY, ABUJA.
Course : FARCROOK. Course code : Otedollar-101
1. FAROUK - To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video clip.
2. FAROUKER - A person who farouks.
3. FAROUKEE - A person who is farouked.
4. FAROUKOLOGY - The study of bribe collection and denial of evidence
5. FAROUKRACY - Goverment of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers.
6. FAROUKISM - The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups
7. FAROUKIOSIS - A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial
8. FAROUKISH - Having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial.
9. FAROUKISTICALLY - Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.......@Dr.'Lere Olayinka..Phd(Pdp),M.sc(pdp) and Bsc(pdp)....
Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Nobody: 8:03am On Jun 24, 2012
cheesy
Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by saddler: 3:23pm On Jun 24, 2012
@all,thanks for ur comments.
Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by habayommy: 3:39pm On Jun 24, 2012
YeparipaAaaaaaaaaa........still laughing
Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by lilkech(m): 8:53pm On Jun 24, 2012
this post has been facrooked
Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Onyeasi(m): 11:45pm On Jun 24, 2012
LWTMBelle
Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by mikuz(m): 2:48am On Jun 25, 2012
Hehehe . . .
Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by mikuz(m): 2:51am On Jun 25, 2012
~vicky~:
wow!!!!!

very creative


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grin
Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Nobody: 7:40pm On Jun 25, 2012
mikuz: grin

Mikuz Mikuz



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Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by mikuz(m): 8:28pm On Jun 25, 2012
~vicky~:


Mikuz Mikuz



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i love it when you say my name.
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Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by tobex23(m): 8:54pm On Jun 25, 2012
This is so funny.....nice concePT
Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by bright007(f): 4:49pm On Jun 26, 2012
This thread is faroukly faroukous
Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by OPEYEMIAD(m): 5:50pm On Jun 26, 2012
Nawa for al dis farucative worlds frm farookianism people
Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by lilkech(m): 5:59pm On Jun 26, 2012
^^^

you must be an ' ote-dollar-list '
Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Obere4u: 4:05pm On Jun 28, 2012
This trend is faroukable grin
Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by mirage(m): 4:31pm On Jun 28, 2012
Man you need to stope this FAROUKCOMIC b4 i decide to charge u 4 FAROUKISM or i will send u to FAROUKANIA ISLAND grin grin grin
Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by rash47(m): 7:57pm On Jun 29, 2012
Hahahahahah,nice one-waiting for otedollar
Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Nobody: 10:21pm On Jun 29, 2012
Iboriology.. The political study of money laundering and state theft.
Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by bright007(f): 5:40am On Jun 30, 2012
Fit2Rule: Iboriology.. The political study of money laundering and state theft.
smiley

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