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New Word In D Dictionary. by saddler: 7:07am On Jun 23, 2012

New dictionary word...

Farouk (VerB): To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video doctoring. Past tense: farouked
Example: To farouk is human

Farouker (Noun):
A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the University of Corruption

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial
Example: The doctor diagnosed the young politician of acute faroukiosis

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial
Example: Results of the investigation appear really faroukish

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk
Example: The lawmakers carried on faroukistically.

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Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by emmysenior(m): 7:54am On Jun 23, 2012

Nice concept

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by fluid26(m): 8:40am On Jun 23, 2012

Nice one.

How would you define Okonjo, Diezani and Lamido? undecided

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Vivly(f): 11:06am On Jun 23, 2012

I luv this

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by ~vicky~: 5:50pm On Jun 23, 2012

wow!!!!!

very creative

i don laugh fall inside gutter cheesy

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by booqee(f): 9:06pm On Jun 23, 2012

Aww.....i luv dis. kiss

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by sql-error: 9:18pm On Jun 23, 2012

NEW WORD FROM UNIVERSITY OF NATIONAL ASSEMBLY, ABUJA.
Course : FARCROOK. Course code : Otedollar-101
1. FAROUK - To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video clip.
2. FAROUKER - A person who farouks.
3. FAROUKEE - A person who is farouked.
4. FAROUKOLOGY - The study of bribe collection and denial of evidence
5. FAROUKRACY - Goverment of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers.
6. FAROUKISM - The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups
7. FAROUKIOSIS - A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial
8. FAROUKISH - Having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial.
9. FAROUKISTICALLY - Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.......@Dr.'Lere Olayinka..Phd(Pdp),M.sc(pdp) and Bsc(pdp)....

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Yield(f): 8:03am On Jun 24, 2012

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by saddler: 3:23pm On Jun 24, 2012

@all,thanks for ur comments.

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by habayommy: 3:39pm On Jun 24, 2012

YeparipaAaaaaaaaaa........still laughing

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by lilkech(m): 8:53pm On Jun 24, 2012

this post has been facrooked

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Onyeasi(m): 11:45pm On Jun 24, 2012

LWTMBelle

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by mikuz(m): 2:48am On Jun 25, 2012

Hehehe . . .

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by mikuz(m): 2:51am On Jun 25, 2012

~vicky~:
wow!!!!!

very creative

i don laugh fall ~~inside gutter~~ ontop mikuz bed

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by ~vicky~: 7:40pm On Jun 25, 2012

mikuz:

Mikuz Mikuz

cheesy

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by mikuz(m): 8:28pm On Jun 25, 2012

~vicky~:

Mikuz Mikuz

i love it when you say my name.
grin

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by tobex_23: 8:54pm On Jun 25, 2012

This is so funny.....nice concePT

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by bright007(f): 4:49pm On Jun 26, 2012

This thread is faroukly faroukous

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by OPEYEMI AD(m): 5:50pm On Jun 26, 2012

Nawa for al dis farucative worlds frm farookianism people

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by lilkech(m): 5:59pm On Jun 26, 2012

^^^

you must be an ' ote-dollar-list '

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Obere4u: 4:05pm On Jun 28, 2012

This trend is faroukable grin

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by mirage: 4:31pm On Jun 28, 2012

Man you need to stope this FAROUKCOMIC b4 i decide to charge u 4 FAROUKISM or i will send u to FAROUKANIA ISLAND grin

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by rash47(m): 7:57pm On Jun 29, 2012

Hahahahahah,nice one-waiting for otedollar

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Fit2Rule(m): 10:21pm On Jun 29, 2012

Iboriology.. The political study of money laundering and state theft.

Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by bright007(f): 5:40am On Jun 30, 2012

Fit2Rule: Iboriology.. The political study of money laundering and state theft.

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