GEJ's faux pas on tonight's media chat:
1. "The roads are motorable,only they have not been fully tarred."

2. "We are progressing very well in railway you should commend us in terms of railway."

3. "If an Indian is working and they take light he puts on his candle and continues while a Nigerian will start insulting the government."

4. "We are managing the economy professionally; Yes I'm the president but I'm not the one managing the economy."

5. "Asset declaration is a matter of principle. I don't give a damn about it."

6. Journalist: "Mr. President,how far with the railways?" GEJ: "Why are you asking,you should commend us about the railways."

7. "Don't drag me to make a statement that tomorrow the media will use left right and centre."

8. "If I am somebody that want to hide,if what I tell you that you'll believe." (I have no idea what he means by this. Someone can assist in interpreting).

9. "When I took over as president,I told my friends that they'll abuse me till 2012 but 2013 they will see result."

10. "They have not even abuse me enough,they will abuse me more but things will change."

Still think we have a capable, focused president?

LOL! Enjoy the fresh beans fart Naijans!

If it were to be a school setting,Jonathan's performance would not have fetched him a repeat class but outright withdrawal. He is an unrepentant clown.

Did u notice number 8... I laff in otouke... Hahihohuha....