Breeze dun blow... Fowl(farouk) yansh dun open..

person wey dey hungry,his di*k no dey stand

person wey no get shoe when dey small, na fisher man pikin cause am.

vinblastin: Toto water small, but e reach prik take baff

u be badt guy. Im laffing hysterically.

If pesin too tay for party, im go follow dem wash plate.

Na when trees near each other Monkey dey show skill.

ok

Oba no dey go transfer

two birds wit dsame fethers,na dsame mama born dem..A rolling stone,na person push am.

bashy_demy: fly wey greedy na him dey follow corpse enter ground

Wetin be corpse na deadbodi

na overskill dey kill monkey

Big nyash no dey heavy the owner

bashy_demy: fly wey greedy na him dey follow corpse enter ground

u sabi abeg,e be like say u be pro 4 pidgin. notin do u

Wetin pikin no see as e stand up, old man don see finish as e siddon.

Dem no dey learn how to use left hand for old age

If u do anyhow, u see anyhow.
Wetin concern agbero with overload.
Toto no get meter.

Person we dey blow flute, dey clean nose

If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tel am say him sabi bury

Weather hot, e no mean say fowl go lay boiled egg!!!!

"one day bush meat go catch the hunter..."

Enter the place, you go see say A/C no be fan!.....Tuface

I dey laff o....Obj

When goat go get liver kill leopard?

Ashawo nor dey answer Viginia

Old man wey dey carry small girl no suppose complain when d girl slap am for public.

wetin old papa sidon see, ivun if small pikin clime lada e no go see am!

Why fly no go support shit?

na wetin dey swit for goat mouth na im dey kill am o!!

pesin wey sabi don sabi

Na for aftnun dem d find black goat!!

If e be like say everybody dey craze....na you dey craze !

Meat wey you de forbid, no use your teeth cut am.

*Last piss na im dey stain nika (boxers)
*na to revenge mess cause man shit for nika(boxers)
* na wen stampede start for market big nyash woman dey know wetin im do im self.
* a rolling stone- na person push am
*pikin wey no know im mama boyfriend dey call am brother
*na wen leg match shi.t e dey remember grass
*na person hear tell king, no be say king get three ear
*say ear big pass umbrella no mean say na im hear pass

Person no sabi book, you dey talk say him get good handwriting