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Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by DidierKing: 11:12pm On Jun 28, 2012
big toto no dey fear you?
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by DidierKing: 11:14pm On Jun 28, 2012
Carry goat give yam. Carry yam give goat. watin be the difference
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by DidierKing: 11:16pm On Jun 28, 2012
bodi no be firewood
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by DidierKing: 11:18pm On Jun 28, 2012
Who kill Dele Giwa. Na Baba...if you add am Gida na your toro be dat
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by DidierKing: 11:20pm On Jun 28, 2012
who no go no know
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by DidierKing: 11:24pm On Jun 28, 2012
make you no lose monkey lose chain
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by DidierKing: 11:25pm On Jun 28, 2012
I get am before no be achievement
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Diesel1(m): 11:34pm On Jun 28, 2012
White man corpes bring am up no, bring am down no
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Diesel1(m): 11:41pm On Jun 28, 2012
Abormination wey reach one year em go turn to traditional
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Biggyd2: 11:57pm On Jun 28, 2012
One man meat na anoda man ponmo

Water must find im level

No matter the amour wey cockroach wear, im no fit pass fowl domot

Pesin don see oba

If you wan insult pesin, make you start from I. D. I. O. T

Pesin no come Lagos to count bridge

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Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by DidierKing: 12:35am On Jun 29, 2012
kasala don burst...water don pass garri
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by DidierKing: 12:37am On Jun 29, 2012
On Your Own (OYO)...every man answer him papa name
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Chux6203: 1:35am On Jun 29, 2012
Chain no dey fit Goat for neck & rope no dey fit Dog for neck
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Chux6203: 1:37am On Jun 29, 2012
where person dey no dey sweet am na where him no dey dey hungry am
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Chux6203: 1:51am On Jun 29, 2012
(1)Ogogoro say make you no use eye wey you take look water take look am or him go wound you

(2) Them no dey naked woman dey look am

(3) Na prick wey long and bend dey enjoy the bottom part of toto

(4) you no go say because goat get beards make you greet am good morning sir

(5) No be for my mouth you go hear say shagari dey smoke benson & hedges cigar

(6) when ashawo business no waka again, she go carry table put for busstop for nite begin dey sell cigar & colanut
(7)Dog say him like man wey get big belle because if him no shit , him go vomit & both na food for am

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Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Ayorh4you(m): 2:12am On Jun 29, 2012
Pikin wey no Kw hm mama boyfrnd, na hm dy cal am uncle
He who fights and run away, na fear catch am o
A rollin stone, na person push am o
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by DidierKing: 2:27am On Jun 29, 2012
na where person dey work na there him dey chop
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by DidierKing: 2:28am On Jun 29, 2012
person no dey work for NEPA dey collect salary for Julius Beger
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Chux6203: 2:53am On Jun 29, 2012
(1)cold no dey catch fish for water because na for inside water them born am
(2)when them begin beat eye, nose go begin cry.
(3)friends wey dey take snuff togather, dey welcome themselves with joy for snuff joint, but na with tears for their eyes them dey take depart from the joint
(4)pickin wey sabi go message, dey enjoy goodies from adults
(5)instead wey your cow go cut rope and enter bush, use knife cut the tail,if na only that one you go fit save. At all at all na him bad
(6)Rabbit say person wey kill am for trap no know who him be. Make him ask of am from tthe person wey dig hole kill am.
(7)Rat say no be who kill am dey annoy am, but na the person wey hollam for tail wey him don die, then take him head nack for ground
(coolwhen snail dey kill himself him go say him dey release water from him bodi to quench fire wey dey roast am
(9)Them no dey burn bush make kite no appear
(10)Otondo no dey sawa

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Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by cindyrella(f): 3:04am On Jun 29, 2012
fluid26: wetin concern cindyrella with underwear? undecided
wetin concern ijebabe with husband? undecided

Oga fluid how many times you want make me and ije tell you say we no dey do 3some? Abi na by force? abeg carry ur small j't go sidon one corner joor! angry
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Handrews: 4:10am On Jun 29, 2012
Person wey faint before no be stranger to death
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by heman: 4:32am On Jun 29, 2012
1. Toto say wetin dey vex am no be the nack wey prick they nack am, but the slap wey brokos they tear am.
2. Dog say the same teeth wey him carry dey laff, na im e carry dey bite.
3. Madam bring suya bring stout, all na for guyman pocket.
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by segzzy2012: 5:01am On Jun 29, 2012
Person wey put Im head down make dem use am break coconut no go fit eat out of d coconut
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Nobody: 5:42am On Jun 29, 2012
cindyrella:

Oga fluid how many times you want make me and ije tell you say we no dey do 3some? Abi na by force? abeg carry ur small j't go sidon one corner joor! angry

u no dey sleep? undecided U be winch? grin I no like 3some undecided and who talk say I get small tololo? angry
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Fiveseventy: 6:17am On Jun 29, 2012
Gorilla, whey run from bush, Enter Lagos, he enter bus, He miss road, oh yes He miss road (Fela) grin
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by ojofu(m): 6:17am On Jun 29, 2012
Person wey bend down dey look another man yansh no know say he dey set him own make another man see.

The holy book talk say if somebody slap you for your right cheek make u turn the other one, but if the slap too hot, make you pull your agbada and fight.
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by graluxxy054(f): 6:25am On Jun 29, 2012
Person wey no like better tin make e pray make im mama born monkey
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Ukpaianthony(m): 6:32am On Jun 29, 2012
Na where man d work na there him shop,na him make dem call am work shop, If pikin carry him papa up wetin him take be man go cover Him face. lol. Man wey no get hand no d carry bag
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Claracuzio: 7:07am On Jun 29, 2012
Dem no dey decieve ashawo dey fcu k 2 times oh
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by summyvic: 7:23am On Jun 29, 2012
No mata hw hair full, dem knw where forehead pass. Cow no go lean so tay make im com be goat mate. Lmao!

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Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by DereI(f): 7:36am On Jun 29, 2012
Person wey give you over food to chop, na im dey send you go toilet
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by gbigbega: 7:46am On Jun 29, 2012
Na suffer head dey make person talk say hin like ponmo

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