~When Harry Met Sally~


"I Came Here Tonight Because When You Realize You Want to spend the Rest of Your Life with Somebody, You Want the Rest of Your Life to start as Soon as Possible"


~One Of My fav. Chick Flick Plus i Looove Tom Hanks ~


Forrest Gump


~" That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across Greenbow County. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across the great state of Alabama. And that's what I did. I ran clear across Alabama. For no particular reason I just kept on going. I ran clear to the ocean. And when I got there, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well turn around, just keep on going. When I got to another ocean, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well just turn back, keep right on going. "


~ "I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floatin' around accidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe it's both."

Am ready to kill for love! am ready to die in love! but am not ready to be a fool in love from movie Red

"This is abomination! " Almost every Nollywood movie

Mesmerize:

"This is abomination! " Almost every Nollywood movie

so true

iice:

Garland Greene: Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
Con Air

Also one of my fav quotes

The Color Purple: "Until you do right by me, everything you think about is going to crumble" classic

Say hello to the bad guy -  Tony Montana (Scarface)
I always tell the truth. Even when I lie - Tony Montana


I'm Tony Montana! You Bleep with me, you fuckin' with the best! - TONY _bleeping MONTANA (Scarface)

"Here's looking at you kid."

"What is your nationality?"
"I'm a drunk."
"Well, I guess that makes you a citizen of the world."



From Casablanca, the greatest movie ever

"The gunfire around us makes it hard to hear. But the human voice is different from other sounds. It can be heard over noises that bury everything else. Even when it's not shouting. Even when it's just a whisper. Even the lowest whisper can be heard - -over armies, when it's telling the truth."

from the movie Interpreter (2005) starring Sean Penn and Nicole Kidman

I love this quote die.

here is one the greatest statements i ever heard in a movie:

I'm 47. 47 years old. You know how I stayed alive this long? all these years? Fear. The spectacle of fearsome acts. Somebody steals from me, I cut off his hands. He offends me, I cut out his tongue. He rises against me, I cut off his head, stick it on a pike, raise it high up so all on the streets can see. That's what preserves the order of things. fear
--- bill the butcher--daniel day-lewis-- gangs of newyork.

" Do not lie, cheat nor drink, but if u must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love
if u must cheat, cheat death
and if u must drink, drink only in moments that take your breath away

Quoted by Will Smith in one movie, i ve forgotten the name

i think the movie was Hitch

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist.                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                       Verbal Kint - The Usual Suspects

Rachel Weisz- "I don't believe in the devil"
Keau Reevez. - "That doesnt matter, because he believes in you"

                 Constantine

everything is fair in love and war, this operation was also a war, a war for my country and
a war against organised crime movie gangster

Andy Botwin: [to Shane about masturbation] Alright, listen closely. I'm not going to beat around the bush. Ha ha ha. Your little body's changing - it's all good, believe me. Problem now is, every time we jerk the gerkin, we get a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right? Right. So, First order of business - no more socks. They're expensive, gumming up the works plumming-wise. Now you might be thinking to yourself, "But, Uncle Andy, what do I do with all that pearl jam if I can't spew it into Mr. Sock?" Glad you asked, You can have a lovely time tugging the tiger in the shower each morning - that eliminates the need for a goo glove. But, the day is long, masturbation's fun, so unless we want to take 4 or 5 showers every day, we're gonna need some other options. So let's start with the basics. Tissues. Perfectly acceptable backstop for all that Creamy Italian. They can be rough and dry on such soft, sensitive skin and it can stick to your dick head like a fuckin' band-aid - ouch. From there we move on to more lubricated flack-catchers - specificially, bananas. Step one: Peel the banana. Step two: Slip the peel over your Randy Johnson and start pitching. Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microwave. Not too hot! Serious yowza. Also, olive oil, moisturizer, honey, spit, butter, hair conditioner, and Vaseline can all be used for lube. In my opinion, the best lube, is lube. So save your allowance and invest in some soon. Alright, moving on - when you tug your Thomas on the toilet - ffft - shoot right into the bowl. In bed - soft t-shirt, perhaps a downy hand towel of your very own that you don't mind tossing after tossing. There's no such thing as polishing the raised scepter of love too much. It reduces stress, it enhances immune function. Also, practice makes perfect. So work on your control now, while you're a solo artist - you'll be playing some long, happy duets in the future. Ok - class dismissed.
[Shane gets up to walk away]
Andy Botwin: Hey!
[tosses Shane a banana]
Andy Botwin: . Homework.


Weeds, Season 2.

"tonight you won't have eyes, you won't have ears or a tongue.You shall wander the underworld blind deaf and dumb and all the dead will know, this is hector, the fool who thought he killed achilles"
Achilles(Brad Pitt) - Troy.
Classic! The BEST movie ever made

John Coffey: I know you hurtin' and worryin'. I can feel it on you. But you oughta quit on it now. I want it over and done with. I do. I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. I'm tired of never having me a buddy to be with, to tell me where we's going to, or coming from, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world every day. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand?
THE GREEN MILE
-------------------*
Forrest Gump: Will you marry me?
Forrest Gump: I'd make a good husband, Jenny.
Jenny Curran: You would, Forrest.
Forrest Gump: , But you won't marry me.
Jenny Curran: , You don't wanna marry me.
Forrest Gump: Why don't you love me, Jenny?
Forrest Gump: I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

*
Drill Sergeant: Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?
Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
Drill Sergeant: God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump!
*
Forrest Gump: (assembling rifle) DONE, DRILL SERGEANT!
Drill Sergeant: GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
Forrest Gump: [confused] You told me to, Drill Sergeant?
Drill Sergeant: Jesus H. Christ! [looks at stopwatch]
Drill Sergeant: This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump, now disassemble your weapon and continue!
Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
*
Jenny Curran: Were you scared in Vietnam?
Forrest Gump: Yes. Well, I-I don't know. Sometimes it would stop raining long enough for the stars to come out, and then it was nice. It was like just before the sun goes to bed down on the bayou. There was always a million sparkles on the water, like that mountain lake. It was so clear, Jenny, it looked like there were two skies one on top of the other. And then in the desert, when the sun comes up, I couldn't tell where heaven stopped and the earth began. It's so beautiful.
Jenny Curran: I wish I could've been there with you.
Forrest Gump: You were.

FORREST GUMP

Hee! I didn't know we could post long ones. My all time favorite can't call it a quote because of the lenght, is from JFK

"The Warren Commission thought they had an open-and-shut case. Three bullets, one assassin. But two unpredictable things happened that day that made it virtually impossible. One, the eight-millimeter home movie taken by Abraham Zapruder while standing by the grassy knoll. Two, the third wounded man, James Tague, who was knicked by a fragment, standing near the triple underpass. The time frame, five point six seconds, determined by the Zapruder film, left no possibility of a fourth shot. So the shot or fragment that left a superficial wound on Tague's cheek had to come from the three shots fired from the sixth floor depository. That leaves just two bullets. And we know one of them was the fatal head shot that killed Kennedy. So now a single bullet remains. A single bullet now has to account for the remaining seven wounds in Kennedy and Connelly. But rather than admit to a conspiracy or investigate further, the Warren Commission chose to endorse the theory put forth by an ambitious junior counselor, Arlen Spector, one of the grossest lies ever forced on the American people. We've come to know it as the "Magic Bullet Theory." This single-bullet explanation is the foundation of the Warren Commission's claim of a lone assassin. Once you conclude the magic bullet could not create all seven of those wounds, you'd have to conclude that there was a fourth shot and a second rifle. And if there was a second rifleman, then by definition, there had to be a conspiracy." - Jim Garrison.

and

Back, and to the left,  back, and to the left,  back, and to the left.  -  Jim Garrison

The Rabbi: I guess you are Nick Fisher.
Slevin: Must I be? cos it hasn't been working out well for me lately.
The Rabbi: My father used to say this. if someone calls you a horse, punch him in the nose. if someone else calls you a horse, call him a jerk. If someone else calls you a horse, I think my friend, its high time you went shopping for a saddle. .

Lucky Number Slevin

'' the church wants u on the same spot, they tell u : kneel , stand, kneel, stand.

--------------- fran costello (jack nicholson)-- the departed.


1st guy: u know sometimes, u gotta listen to the BOP.

2ND guy: whats the bop?

1st guy: the bop is, the sound ur head makes when its coming out of ur ass!

----------------tigerland.



whats a nigger doing in a church?
--------------gangs of ny

The measure of a man's life is known by the number of men who measure themselves up to him.
-------------Morgan Freeman. The Bucket List

How dare you - almost in all Nollywood movie

@ rubi
Rotflmao!!! You Win!!

hahahahahaha@ rubi

@topic, "daddy, are you on crack??" - Adam Sandler's daughter in the movie, "Click"

"is a pigs pussy pork?" - terrence howard, hustle and flow.

Never send a sheep to kill a wolf,
They were just the decoys,Good bye Mr X, (Wanted 2008)

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