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Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by ghanababex(f): 3:52pm On Apr 04, 2006 |
There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food. However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan. The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the brother leave. Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go. Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Guinness. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him . "Sir, I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so, " Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!" |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by Efani(m): 9:15pm On Apr 05, 2006 |
it was aiiight |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by diddy4(m): 10:27pm On Apr 05, 2006 |
that was funny. damn am rolling. |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by micklplus(m): 8:01am On Apr 06, 2006 |
:-x |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by dafman(m): 10:16am On Apr 06, 2006 |
that was funny |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by ogamike: 11:52pm On Apr 09, 2006 |
LOL and I thought romanians were bad ! hahahahaahaa |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by Oracle(m): 12:33am On Apr 10, 2006 |
damn |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by kellygirl(f): 8:56am On Apr 24, 2006 |
free food |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by Z4M4eva(f): 11:30am On Apr 24, 2006 |
l.o.l |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by Ib(f): 1:56am On Apr 27, 2006 |
nice one |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by omogenaija(f): 7:18am On Jun 24, 2007 |
typical naija |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by dondee2(m): 6:31pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
i can't stop laughing.pls help |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by minute(f): 6:37pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
LOL! thats Nigerians for you. love them to death! |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by dreday(m): 6:59pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
@ poster krazee joke I bet you that guy must be ibo and that line must have started with "Nna men". I no abuse my ibo friends o, |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by Phiniter(m): 7:52pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
Not much offence taken |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by adebisi1(m): 11:57pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
nija too much |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by favococo(f): 12:05am On Apr 30, 2008 |
nija too much |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by ThugLife1(m): 12:20am On Apr 30, 2008 |
Change? lol |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by clemcykul(f): 9:27am On Apr 30, 2008 |
:d :d :d :d ;d |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by Shaz(f): 12:29am On Aug 14, 2008 |
Lol |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by jaymobb(m): 1:23am On Aug 14, 2008 |
;d ;d |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by chioya(f): 12:53pm On Aug 14, 2008 |
In United States of America they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test. · USA, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,· Ghana, in 10 minutes it caught 6000 thieves,· Nigeria, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen. |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by folly69(m): 1:12pm On Aug 14, 2008 |
LMAO |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by folahann(m): 1:26pm On Aug 14, 2008 |
chioya: Enough of this fucking joke we've seen it here more than 300 times |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by chioya(f): 1:33pm On Aug 14, 2008 |
am tired of seeing d joke 2 who posted it? |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by ud4u: 4:02pm On Aug 14, 2008 |
Hi guys lets be real for once. no old stories |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by IMCCN(m): 7:10pm On Aug 14, 2008 |
chioya: , but you just re-re-re-, [etc] posted it! |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by tufe(m): 12:10am On Aug 15, 2008 |
@post ok |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by chioya(f): 10:24am On Aug 15, 2008 |
:p :p |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by tufe(m): 10:42am On Aug 15, 2008 |
chioya, what icon is supposed to be there? |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by chioya(f): 10:45am On Aug 15, 2008 |
na tongue oh my brother i no know watin them seun and sam milla dey do. |
Re: Oga i sorry 4 u ooooooo by tufe(m): 10:49am On Aug 15, 2008 |
oops, i 4get to tell u guy, i locked them up in my toilet. they been dey try toast my precious sister |
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