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A Spinster Sister by miklo: 1:18pm On Dec 01, 2007
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awokened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice: "No insurance".
The nun further askd if he had money in the bank? He replied, "No money in the bank".
Do you have a relative who could help you? she questioned. He said, "i only have a spinster sister, who is a nun".
The nun became agitated and announced loundly, "Nuns are not spinster! Nuns are married to GOD". "In that case", the patient replied, "send my bill to my brother-in-law".
Re: A Spinster Sister by ituen(m): 2:46am On Dec 02, 2007
very good
Re: A Spinster Sister by spoilt(f): 4:10am On Dec 02, 2007
real funny.
Re: A Spinster Sister by SPIFF(m): 6:31am On Dec 02, 2007
i have seen this joke several times. well thanks for the copy and paste work.
Re: A Spinster Sister by Migines(m): 7:30am On Dec 02, 2007
Lol
Re: A Spinster Sister by topeteadr(m): 12:24pm On Dec 02, 2007
I'm not lmao
Re: A Spinster Sister by Migines(m): 1:48pm On Dec 02, 2007
Then u must be smiln c0z its kaina kul.
Re: A Spinster Sister by topeteadr(m): 3:23pm On Dec 02, 2007
Yeah u're right.
I was xpecting some kindA insult.
Nairaland's changed this days.
Re: A Spinster Sister by Migines(m): 4:34pm On Dec 02, 2007
Naaaah
Re: A Spinster Sister by topeteadr(m): 8:13pm On Dec 02, 2007
Whats' naaah.
Re: A Spinster Sister by Migines(m): 11:45pm On Dec 02, 2007
Insultive reply

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