My chinese frnd dey sickbed nd i
go grit am 4 hospital..as i got
there he jst started shouting
'CHIN YU YAN, CHIN YU YAN, CHIN
YU YAN'...bt me i no kno d
meaning of wetin he dey talk,he
shout shout shout,nd within
10min he died.I had to go to
china to find d meaning of CHIN
YU YAN,na in dey kon te l me say
CHIN YU YAN means U'RE
STANDING ON D OXYGEN
TUBE..abeg who kil im o,se na me
ni?

A Man was on high speed, he got
to an Army checkpoint without
slowing down, so they told him
to park his car and ordered him
to carry 1000 blocks from one
Side of the road to the other
side.
After carrying 900 blocks, he
noticed that their 'Oga' was his
Primary School classmate, so he
went to complain to him, The
Oga was really angry with what
his Boys told his Long time
classmate was asked to do, So he
asked him ''have you started
carrying the blocks?, the man
said ''I have carried 900 already,
so the oga said" Please don't be
angry, ''RETURN THEM''