Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,133 members, 7,814,973 topics. Date: Thursday, 02 May 2024 at 03:05 AM

HELLO Friends U Is Welcom To D GBAGAUN Threads Pls B A Contribute - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / HELLO Friends U Is Welcom To D GBAGAUN Threads Pls B A Contribute (1801 Views)

Nairalander/ Threads/ Posts That Made You Laugh Hard In 2015 / This Kind Of "Gbagaun" From A Nigerian Graduate! / Gbagaun Villa (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Go Down)

HELLO Friends U Is Welcom To D GBAGAUN Threads Pls B A Contribute by Nobody: 9:57am On Jul 05, 2012
My pples the say he who holds honour are worth celebratings 4.

In honour to our Gbagaun celebrities we contract did thread open.

Abeg sorrys pls be make sure dat u contribute in any possible ways of Gbagaun u can do, if u didn't knw pls contact patience or otedola or ur English teacher.

Let's have fun with plenty some Gbagauns grin grin grin grin grin
Re: HELLO Friends U Is Welcom To D GBAGAUN Threads Pls B A Contribute by Nobody: 10:02am On Jul 05, 2012
Nawah o am in my room and neighbours food is really percieving fyn grin
Re: HELLO Friends U Is Welcom To D GBAGAUN Threads Pls B A Contribute by Nobody: 1:54pm On Jul 05, 2012
Student: Are you the new english teacher? Teacher: Yes I are.... Student: Do you know how many class I'm dey? Teacher: Oya talk am to me... grin grin

1 Like

Re: HELLO Friends U Is Welcom To D GBAGAUN Threads Pls B A Contribute by Nobody: 7:01pm On Jul 05, 2012
Teacher: Ok class, now let’s show d principal & our guests how much we've learnt dis year!....We're goin 2 do comparisons. So I say small.... U say small,smaller, smallest...alright?
Class: Yes aunty!cheesy
Teacher: Big...
Class: ”Big, Bigger, Biggest..”
Teacher:”clean..”
Class: ”clean, cleaner, cleanest..
Teacher: ”tall….
Class: ”tall, taller, tallest….
Teacher[smiles]: ”very good!!
Class: ”very good, very gooder, very goodest..cheesy
Teacher:”Oh gosh..” :$
Class: oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!!cheesy
Teacher: ”stop it now!”:O
Class: ”stop it now…stop it nower…stop it nowest!!cheesy
Teacher: ”oh please..!”sad
Class: ”oh please, oh pleaser…oh pleasest..”cheesy
Teacher: ”Luk at me..!!>:O
Class: ”Luk at me, luk at me-er, luk at me-est..cheesy
Teacher: ”What a disgrace!X_X
Class: ”What a disgrace ,what a disgracer, what a disgracest cheesy
Teacher[furious]: I don die…cry
Class: I don die, I don dier, I don diest!!! Hahaha hahahaer hahahaest.....

2 Likes

Re: HELLO Friends U Is Welcom To D GBAGAUN Threads Pls B A Contribute by Nobody: 7:15pm On Jul 05, 2012
what is gbagaun? undecided undecided
Re: HELLO Friends U Is Welcom To D GBAGAUN Threads Pls B A Contribute by Nobody: 7:30pm On Jul 05, 2012
~vicky~:
what is gbagaun? undecided undecided
Gbagaun checks ur dictionaryn grin
Re: HELLO Friends U Is Welcom To D GBAGAUN Threads Pls B A Contribute by Nobody: 7:44pm On Jul 05, 2012
dvdon:
Gbagaun checks ur dictionaryn grin



mumu
Re: HELLO Friends U Is Welcom To D GBAGAUN Threads Pls B A Contribute by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jul 05, 2012
Check out dis comversation btw me and a taxi driver.
Driver: My friend if I hadn't KNOW u, I wouldn't have PICK u.
Me: oga abeg speak pigin is not by force.
Driver: If I speak english WETIN is ur concern
Me: sowi o lipsrsealed
Re: HELLO Friends U Is Welcom To D GBAGAUN Threads Pls B A Contribute by bunmioguns(m): 8:13am On Jul 07, 2012
dvdon: Teacher: Ok class, now let’s show d principal & our guests how much we've learnt dis year!....We're goin 2 do comparisons. So I say small.... U say small,smaller, smallest...alright?
Class: Yes aunty!cheesy
Teacher: Big...
Class: ”Big, Bigger, Biggest..”
Teacher:”clean..”
Class: ”clean, cleaner, cleanest..
Teacher: ”tall….
Class: ”tall, taller, tallest….
Teacher[smiles]: ”very good!!
Class: ”very good, very gooder, very goodest..cheesy
Teacher:”Oh gosh..” :$
Class: oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!!cheesy
Teacher: ”stop it now!”:O
Class: ”stop it now…stop it nower…stop it nowest!!cheesy
Teacher: ”oh please..!”sad
Class: ”oh please, oh pleaser…oh pleasest..”cheesy
Teacher: ”Luk at me..!!>:O
Class: ”Luk at me, luk at me-er, luk at me-est..cheesy
Teacher: ”What a disgrace!X_X
Class: ”What a disgrace ,what a disgracer, what a disgracest cheesy
Teacher[furious]: I don die…cry
Class: I don die, I don dier, I don diest!!! Hahaha hahahaer hahahaest.....
.
.
.
grin grin grin grin
Re: HELLO Friends U Is Welcom To D GBAGAUN Threads Pls B A Contribute by Nobody: 5:18pm On Jul 13, 2012
Re: Female NYSC Member Wearing Skirt With Uniform : Photo Of The Day by Ahmedie25: 9:37am
Has dressing deceitly become inmoral in our society? if not why do u said the picture is funny,such a deceit girl are scarce in world 2day
Re: HELLO Friends U Is Welcom To D GBAGAUN Threads Pls B A Contribute by segunobe(m): 11:40am On Jul 15, 2012
Hey,why are you sleeping in twice? Come down each by each,enter your shoe and follow me!
1,2,3,4 both of you follow me!
You was here and you was there,are you twice?
Re: HELLO Friends U Is Welcom To D GBAGAUN Threads Pls B A Contribute by Nobody: 9:26pm On Jul 15, 2012
Guy: smiley hello hw r u?
Lady:*ignore*
Guy: come on grl am talking to u
Lady: Mr man wat is ur matter can't u seeing am dosent have ur time, am waits for my man and in shot time he will comes so u belta respect ur manhood.
Guy: shocked God bless u 4 talking. Byebye
Re: HELLO Friends U Is Welcom To D GBAGAUN Threads Pls B A Contribute by Emylexray(m): 10:26pm On Jul 15, 2012
~vicky~:
what is gbagaun? undecided undecided
means the sound of a bell in yoruba language..a denotation for error! Understood? Gbagaun!!! Lol.
Re: HELLO Friends U Is Welcom To D GBAGAUN Threads Pls B A Contribute by Nobody: 10:48pm On Jul 15, 2012
Akpos was doing his maths homework. He read aloud to himself....."2 + 5, the son of a bitch is 7........ 3 + 6, the son of a bitch is 9"

His mother heard what he was saying and
gasped, "What are you doing Akpos?"

Akpos answered, "I'm doing my maths homework"

Mom: "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?"

"Yes," Akpos answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in maths?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say 2 + 2, the Son Of a bitch is 4?"

when the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, 2 + 2, THE SUM OF WHICH, is 4."

.
.
.
Lwkmd...
Re: HELLO Friends U Is Welcom To D GBAGAUN Threads Pls B A Contribute by Nobody: 10:50pm On Jul 15, 2012
ENGLISH CAN BE SO CRAZY!!!

That awkward moment when a FEMALE teacher enters the class and ask:
"WHEN IS MY NEXT PERIOD"?

JEEEZZZ tongue
Re: HELLO Friends U Is Welcom To D GBAGAUN Threads Pls B A Contribute by Nobody: 4:53pm On Jul 16, 2012
Emylexray:
means the sound of a bell in yoruba language..a denotation for error! Understood? Gbagaun!!! Lol.

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: HELLO Friends U Is Welcom To D GBAGAUN Threads Pls B A Contribute by dani1luv: 5:24pm On Jul 16, 2012

(1)

For Guys Only / See People That Should Not Bother Doing Bvn(screenshot) / A Discussion Between Two Friends Concerning A Wedding(PIC)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 19
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.