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Joke Joker Jokest! by bingbagbo(m): 2:26pm On Jul 05, 2012
uchenna got to his favourite eatery where he requested for egusi and pounded yam."meat or fish?" the waitress ask am
"fish for sure!" he replied
"u like head or tail?" she ask again
"tail !" he replied
"u v never bought head before why?"the waitress ask am again


"how do i know if the fish was mad before?" uchenna replied.







the waitress had her period! grin grin grin grin grin










listen, if u didnt laff dont blame, since the joke is in english, i cant type igbo or yoruba angry bush pig!! angry angry
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by Nobody: 2:36pm On Jul 05, 2012
Come! Mukina/Dani1luv! are u afraid of this boy?

Please ban him now or i do that myself!

and be fast about it!

What sort of rubbish is this eh? what is all this?


Eh eh eh!



bin! how many times will i injure myself in the name of laughing? How many?

For that BAN HIM! i have spoken.
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by bingbagbo(m): 2:50pm On Jul 05, 2012
MOGUL, HOW do you expect the jokes president to be banned? u wan collapse jokes section?




dont make ma teeming fans(dani, mukina, suto, seun, etc) get at you and possibly ban you rather grin
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by swtchicgurl: 3:58pm On Jul 05, 2012
nice joke bin!
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by Nobody: 4:07pm On Jul 05, 2012
bin gbagbo: MOGUL, HOW do you expect the jokes president to be banned? u wan collapse jokes section?




dont make ma teeming fans(dani, mukina, suto, seun, etc) get at you and possibly ban you rather grin



Even thou i Abuse people through the valley of shadow of Mukina and Dani, i still fear no Ban. For all jokers are with me, We abuse and we curse but we no dey quarrel.
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by bingbagbo(m): 4:07pm On Jul 05, 2012
swtchicgurl: nice joke bin!




I know, i know cool cool
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by Nobody: 4:33pm On Jul 05, 2012
bin gbagbo:



I know, i know cool cool

Shut up!
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by Nobody: 5:04pm On Jul 05, 2012
MOGUL.O:


Shut up!

calm down
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by bunmioguns(m): 5:23pm On Jul 05, 2012
you are too much Bin, am proud of you. . . grin grin grin
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by bingbagbo(m): 7:27pm On Jul 05, 2012
bunmioguns: you are too much Bin, am proud of you. . . grin grin grin




thanks my king!, you are the best!!! cool
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by bingbagbo(m): 6:37am On Jul 06, 2012
FUFU WAHALLA


Chinedu was in a bus to ABa and suddenly felt like vomiting.the driver stopped, so chinedu got down n began vommiting out the Fufu he ate in the morning.
the size of the morsels of fufu coming out were very BIG.
Suddenly chinedu saw some fine babes coming so he began cutting the big morsels on the ground into smaller sizes grin grin grin
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by bunmioguns(m): 7:19am On Jul 07, 2012
bin gbagbo:

FUFU WAHALLA


Chinedu was in a bus to ABa and suddenly felt like vomiting.the driver stopped, so chinedu got down n began vommiting out the Fufu he ate in the morning.
the size of the morsels of fufu coming out were very BIG.
Suddenly chinedu saw some fine babes coming so he began cutting the big morsels on the ground into smaller sizes grin grin grin
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grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by Onyeasi(m): 7:25am On Jul 07, 2012
Where is the joke?
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by bingbagbo(m): 7:27am On Jul 07, 2012
hehehe, mogul is very handsome oO!
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by Nobody: 7:38am On Jul 07, 2012
bin gbagbo: uchenna got to his favourite eatery where he requested for egusi and pounded yam."meat or fish?" the waitress ask am
"fish for sure!" he replied
"u like head or tail?" she ask again
"tail !" he replied
"u v never bought head before why?"the waitress ask am again


"how do i know if the fish was mad before?" uchenna replied.







the waitress had her period! grin grin grin grin grin










listen, if u didnt laff dont blame, since the joke is in english, i cant type igbo or yoruba angry bush pig!! angry angry
d bolded made me laff more dan d joke. grin nice one!


Beht come oh, its been a long time u made me laff oh bin embarassed
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by bingbagbo(m): 9:51am On Jul 07, 2012
booqee:
d bolded made me laff more dan d joke. grin nice one!


Beht come oh, its been a long time u made me laff oh bin embarassed



REally?, ok. come to my room tonight, i will make you laff!!! grin grin
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by Onyeasi(m): 12:35pm On Jul 07, 2012
Otondo
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by bingbagbo(m): 10:08am On Aug 08, 2012
Onyeasi: Otondo


OLODO!!
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by Murphy7h4: 1:19pm On Aug 08, 2012
Great
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by slimchi2k2(m): 7:33pm On Aug 08, 2012
bin bin bin presido
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by Adehwale: 5:29am On Aug 09, 2012
The last time i checked, jokes were meant to make people laugh, Isnt it?
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by bashydemy(m): 6:20am On Aug 09, 2012
Nothing really special about those jokes.. Who give you joke president Bin Gbagbo?
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by airbender(m): 12:35pm On Aug 09, 2012
uchenna got to his favourite eatery where he requested for egusi and pounded yam."meat or fish?" the waitress ask am
"fish for sure!" he replied
"u like head or tail?" she ask again
"tail !" he replied
"u v never bought head before why?"the waitress ask am again
"how do i know if the fish was mad before?" uchenna replied.
THE FOLLOWING SCENE HAPPENS IN JUST 5-SECONDS *reading joke while crossing traffic* *pause in the traffic to finish reading the joke* *burst out with laugther* *hears the horn of an oncoming mack* *turns around and faint before mack hits him*
Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by airbender(m): 12:44pm On Aug 09, 2012
*A drunk went to a resturant* waitress- welcome sir, would you like a table drunk- did i come in here to sit on the floor? Waitress- sorry sir, so would you like a soup or salad drunk- what tha fu©k is super-salad

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