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Mumu Facts by alaricsaltzman: 6:56pm On Sep 05, 2012 |
there are some facts that are kind of weird and funny, others are true...will be posting them here daily...below are few of them: 1. yoruba girls lick their fingers before turning a page on their iPads & iphones. 2. Its impossible to get an e-rec-tion when you're hungry. 3. Bold5 users are addicted to mirror pictures. 4. Majority of Girls that don't own a car, have Car charger. 5. Research has proven that ugly girls are very confident. 6. Majority of people that Update "Work 2moro" or "Stressful work" are jobless. 7. Only Nigerians can change their accent in less than 5hrs. 8. Farting continuously helps strengthen your an-al muscles. 9. Mosquitoes don't just bite you. They also urinate on you after sucking your blood if you stink. 10. Men automatically turn single when they see a girl they Like. 1 Like |
Re: Mumu Facts by dlex21(m): 7:03pm On Sep 05, 2012 |
nice 1 bro |
Re: Mumu Facts by alaricsaltzman: 7:10pm On Sep 05, 2012 |
dlex21:fanks...expect more |
Re: Mumu Facts by alaricsaltzman: 12:00pm On Sep 08, 2012 |
e get 2 boiz wey see ripe fruits for one mango tree wey near cemetry...as dem one go climb am, na hin 1 talk say make d other 1 go climb say hin wan shit. as the other 1 just dey the tree dey pluck the mangoes, e con get 1 mango wey riiiiipppeeee....yellllowww...d guy con dey reason say na dat 1 go sweet pass...as e say make hin pluck am, naso hin hear the mango tell am say "all the 1s wey hin don pluck never do am?? as the guy hear am, naso hin fall from the tree run go meet the 1 wey dey shit...naso hin tell am say hin hear mango dey follow am talk...the guy wey dey shit con tell ask am say shey na wetin dey make am run be that...naso the guy shit just tell am say shey "if na u, u no go run"?? the two guys dey hospital now 1 Like |
Re: Mumu Facts by Nobody: 1:13pm On Sep 08, 2012 |
Your first post is da bomb! I loved it... but ur second joke?? Hmm.....its dry |
Re: Mumu Facts by alaricsaltzman: 1:52pm On Sep 08, 2012 |
booqee: Your first post is da bomb! I loved it...miss booqee, the jokes section judge...well, what makes the second joke dry? the pigeon used or the fact that u dont understand...well its better sed/heard than written/read |
Re: Mumu Facts by alaricsaltzman: 2:02pm On Sep 08, 2012 |
Akpors and Gideon entered a chocolate store. As they werebusy looking, Gideon steals 3 chocolate bars. After leaving the store, Gideon says to Akpors: "Man I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, u cant beat that". Akpors replies: "You want to see something better, lets go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing." So they went to the counter and Akpors says to the Shop keeper: "Do you want to see magic?" Shop keeper replies:"Yes." Akpors says: "Give me one chocolate bar." The shopkeeper gave him one, and he eats it. He asks for the second, and he eats that as well. He asks for the third, and finishes that one too. The shop keeper asks: "But where's the magic?" Akpors replies: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find them. |
Re: Mumu Facts by Nobody: 4:23pm On Sep 08, 2012 |
^^now dis is cool. For d 2nd joke? Its best heard dan said |
Re: Mumu Facts by alaricsaltzman: 4:31pm On Sep 08, 2012 |
whatever |
Re: Mumu Facts by larride(m): 8:39pm On Sep 08, 2012 |
NICE |
Re: Mumu Facts by Nobody: 8:57pm On Sep 08, 2012 |
alaric saltzman: there are some facts that are kind of weird and funny, others are true...will be posting them here daily...below are few of them: nice job reward>>> 5 days trip to TITANIC |
Re: Mumu Facts by JojoArmani(m): 10:15pm On Sep 08, 2012 |
Nice one. |
Re: Mumu Facts by alaricsaltzman: 12:47pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
Re: Mumu Facts by alaricsaltzman: 1:01pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
More mumu facts: 1. Yoruba primary school children take AGBO τ̲̅☺ school in their water bottles 2. You know she's using curve when she tweets every second 3. In nigeria, women see men as banks 4. Its only in Nigeria a deaf beggar can hear "your money don fall" 5. Swallowing sp-erm can help τ̲̅☺ prevent mouth odour 6. Men that fite women are scared of fiting their fellow men 7. 419 has officially been added τ̲̅☺ Oxford dictionary 8. Its impossible τ̲̅☺ see an albino smiling in the afternoon under sun 9. Every blackerry user in nigeria hates MTN 10. the average amount of time a woman can keep a secret is 30mins 4secs...¶ S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ agree τ̲̅☺ this!!! |
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