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Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by illicit(m): 2:12am On Jul 21, 2012
[quote author=kerijay]2pac sets to release Another album
chris brown Ft Sunny ade in[Don't stop The Music remix]
Boko haram Bombs A a building in U.S.A
so u think dis are impossible?
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by illicit(m): 2:13am On Jul 21, 2012
Obasonjo signed to man u.
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by Ishilove: 4:18pm On Jul 21, 2012
"Obama contested elections with fake certificate"- McCain

"I dey kampe"- Obama
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by Ishilove: 4:21pm On Jul 21, 2012
Obama tells Osama- "Americans have forgiven you"
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by adami48(f): 9:09am On Jul 22, 2012
Breaking News!! CNN Untold Stories,... Micheal jackson the late pop singer also know as the king of pop HAS NEVER SEEN A SORGEON.
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by Exponental(m): 11:54am On Jul 22, 2012
PDP nominates Buhari/Tinubu for 2015
Pastors to share condom during Youth week.
Chief Imam ignores ramadan

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Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by fankasibe: 5:50pm On Jul 22, 2012
Unilorin cancels post-utme.
Lady Gaga ft. Terry.G
obasanjo wed Rihana
Nollywood releases world best movie.
New fuel price is 10naira p/l.
Chris brown ft. Iya Aladuke
IBB becomes nigerias president.
GEJ won the election for second term.
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by Sharon6(f): 1:25am On Jul 23, 2012
JUBILATION in Lagos as the man and woman on the CABIN BISCUIT Carton are set to tie the knot on August 3 at Sacred Heart Church, Apapa.

WEIRD MC SHOCKER: "I didn't get my first kiss till 2011" sources speculate the kiss came from Charlie Boy.
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by Luckysoul(m): 4:49pm On Jul 23, 2012
Ojukwu to be the leader of november 5 empty threat.
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by knockturnal(m): 10:38pm On Jul 23, 2012
BMW unviels First Hummer Molue
IBB returns 500Billion loot stolen from national treasury.
Tony Tetuila awarded best vocalist.
Senate Members donate Monthly salaries to Charity.
Nelson Mandela wins London Olypics 100m race in 7.6secs.
Legendary rap artist Snoop Dogg quits Smoking canabis for good.
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by khattab008: 5:30am On Jul 24, 2012
Mark Zucherberg begs Seun to give him Nairaland in exchange for Facebook

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Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by Nobody: 6:21pm On Jul 24, 2012
honeric01: RCCG bans title and offerings.

Covenant University declares tuition fee free.

Buhari joins PDP

Nigerian Police Uniform now white on white.

Nigerian capital city now Bornu state.
lol none of these will ever happen
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by Nobody: 6:24pm On Jul 24, 2012
honeric01: RCCG bans title and offerings.

Covenant University declares tuition fee free.

Buhari joins PDP

Nigerian Police Uniform now white on white.

Nigerian capital city now Bornu state.
lol none of these will ever happen[color=]
honeric01: RCCG bans title and offerings.

Covenant University declares tuition fee free.

Buhari joins PDP

Nigerian Police Uniform now white on white.

Nigerian capital city now Bornu state.
lol none of these will ever happen[/color]
honeric01: RCCG bans title and offerings.

Covenant University declares tuition fee free.

Buhari joins PDP

Nigerian Police Uniform now white on white.

Nigerian capital city now Bornu state.
lol none of these will ever happen
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by makalysia: 11:30am On May 04, 2013
*Pope Benedict resigns. And he has

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Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by Lolaabokoku(f): 11:00pm On May 04, 2013
Jim iyke Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ marry efunsetan Aniwura

Fali werepe wins †ђξ
Most beautiful girl ¶n nigeria

Mtn.credited #500 Airtime Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ all customers

Bill Clinton becomes †ђξ
Nigeria president!
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by liljboy(m): 10:23am On May 05, 2013
The garden of eden has been found/ bance is sexier than trey songz/ my grandmother na virgin/
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by LarrySun(m): 11:16am On May 09, 2013
Tonto Dikeh turns 'Dike-dike'!

Chinua Achebe seen in Ghana.

Boko Haram threatens America.

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Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by FEBOM: 12:22pm On May 09, 2013
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Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by Nobody: 7:31pm On May 10, 2013
Mark Zukerberg sold Facebook to be with Fali Werepe

Nigeria became the only country producing petrol

Mad people are awarded for best speech

Seun sold Nairaland to Goodluck Jonathan in exchange for presidency

We return shortly after this break grin

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Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by realsammie(m): 7:12pm On May 11, 2013
That e-terrorist mod seen in holy ghost convention cool.


NB.. i no call person name o!!!
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by Okikiade(m): 8:51pm On May 11, 2013
Aruna Isola won a grammy award!Charles Okafor beats Micheal Jackson in dancing comp.Obj collab. wt Tinubu in releasing top chart album
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by ohuegbeair(m): 6:38am On May 12, 2013
Ohuegbeair wins ugliest man in Nigeria .
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by Adrenaline123(m): 4:57pm On May 12, 2013
-DNA Prove: Obasanjo is the father of John cena.
-Undertaker weds mercy johnson.
-Buhari runs faster than Usain Bolt.
-Batista vs wizkid on sunday night RAW.
-Tuface becomes chelsea goalkeeper
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by timbros(m): 6:54pm On May 12, 2013
paulokwudiri: *Nigeria has been islamatized by Boko Haram sect.
*Pope Benedict resigns
*James Ibori won the Nigeria Presidential Election.
*Pawpaw Weds Genevive

And he did!
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by timbros(m): 6:54pm On May 12, 2013
ikee: Wigan Wins EPL Title
Enyimba Trashes FC Barcelona 4- 0 in spain in the on going club world cup competition
Jonathan Appoints Abu qaqa as his spokesman
Lionel Messi Joins Shooting Stars FC For A Free Transfer


Well Wigan won the FA cup smiley
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by normaljenny(m): 2:00am On May 13, 2013
paulokwudiri: *Nigeria has been islamatized by Boko Haram sect.
*Pope Benedict resigns
*James Ibori won the Nigeria Presidential Election.
*Pawpaw Weds Genevive

Pope Benedict resigned
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by Ishilove: 7:19am On May 13, 2013
realsammie: That e-terrorist mod seen in holy ghost convention cool.


NB.. i no call person name o!!!
Lmao!! cheesy
Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by Ishilove: 7:34am On May 13, 2013
Jail bird:David Mark sentenced to twelve years for corruption. A victory for the rule of law!!!



cheesy

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