1. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

2. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike Tyson

3. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton

4. "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
George W. Bush

5. "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy Giuliani

6. "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
Michael Jordan

7. "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't The third gave me more children!
Donald Trump

8. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Shaquille O Neal

9. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Kobe Bryant

1 . You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff

11. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin

12. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Barack Obama

13. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee

14. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Brad Pitt

15. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Jimmy Kimmel

16. Honey, what happened to ladies first Husband replies, That's the reason why the worlds a mess today, because a lady went first
David Letterman

17. First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!
Jay Leno

Speaking from my experience in courtship,i'm not yet married though,'marriage is a looooongggg long partnership in all areas of ur life,ure friends,ure critics,ure fighting mates,ure sex mates,ure partners in investing emotional,financial,and spiritually into each other,ure counsellors to each other,wot more can i say,dats my own experience of mini marriage