ismhab: YOU WILL NOT GET HUSBAND.

Maria-Goretti:
honey, dts nt a prob at al...... Cooking is not so hard as some people paint it to be. I started cookin in my finals in d Uni. Twasnt funny though n i wuldnt blame mi mum for nt lettin mi into it. D poor woman was so scared considerin my healh status. Den she got advices frm piple sayin, dt i shuldnt b aniwia near d kitchen esp wen shes fryin. I had interest in it buh had to practise it outside mi home. I watched my fellow roomates cook n also asked questions. Wen i started cookin lili by lil, i found out dt cooin is all abt your own recipes. It doesn t v to b lyk nkechi or ujus' own. D ting is just to know d basics, den u cn cuk anythin. D kitchen is just lyk a laboratory n its fun too esp wen u tryin out new recipes. U mentioned dt u r rich n also frm a wealthy home, darlin, i won lie to u, i wish i v d funds nw to enroll in a caterin skul. Make use of d cash n enroll bt if u ashamed, am sur u v friends u cn pay to do dat. Bt first, remove fear cus u cnt go aniwia wif it. Its owk to burn d pot of food sometyms bt u will eventuali learn. I assure u dat. As for mi, my mum nw leaves d kitchen to except wen am ill or too tired. Wish u all dah best gal....! Its all about tym!den, u will just luk back n smile to urself!

Maria-Goretti:
honey, dts nt a prob at al...... Cooking is not so hard as some people paint it to be. I started cookin in my finals in d Uni. Twasnt funny though n i wuldnt blame mi mum for nt lettin mi into it. D poor woman was so scared considerin my healh status. Den she got advices frm piple sayin, dt i shuldnt b aniwia near d kitchen esp wen shes fryin. I had interest in it buh had to practise it outside mi home. I watched my fellow roomates cook n also asked questions. Wen i started cookin lili by lil, i found out dt cooin is all abt your own recipes. It doesn t v to b lyk nkechi or ujus' own. D ting is just to know d basics, den u cn cuk anythin. D kitchen is just lyk a laboratory n its fun too esp wen u tryin out new recipes. U mentioned dt u r rich n also frm a wealthy home, darlin, i won lie to u, i wish i v d funds nw to enroll in a caterin skul. Make use of d cash n enroll bt if u ashamed, am sur u v friends u cn pay to do dat. Bt first, remove fear cus u cnt go aniwia wif it. Its owk to burn d pot of food sometyms bt u will eventuali learn. I assure u dat. As for mi, my mum nw leaves d kitchen to except wen am ill or too tired. Wish u all dah best gal....! Its all about tym!den, u will just luk back n smile to urself!

cyril83: nice advice...you even luk farmiliar...did u finish frm CU?

gandkiss: U MUST BE FAT N UGLY TO STILL BE A VIRGIN N A SHAME AS WELL U CANT COOK.

Agimor: And who said you have everything when you can't cook...the ealier you learn now the better for you.

temi4fash:

na d same category una dai.... u can boil water but cant make eba..

try n learn apart frm s3x, food is an expressway to a man heart

Missy_B:
Rotflmao! Can I use this as my siggy, please?

Chanchit: I jst can't believe it, when people say they can't cook... Anyway let me start the lecture ASAP, lets start by teaching you how to boil water for ur bath...
5cups of water inside your kettle
1spoon of dry pepper... Your common sense should tell you when its ready for use, i knw u can't be that dumb... So after your bath, we'll move to more important dishes... Good luck..

ayoola2002:

Can u come to my house and teach me how to cook indomie noddles.....lol

titilaelae:

Cos that's where your topic is relevant and of course that's where you'll be well guided

Register at a catering school or link up with a relation/friend who can cook well and let her/him teach you. All the best.

sexkillz:
This is how scammers pick your email and send you scam mails.

tunapawizzy:
lets discuss off camera. u av some attributes i look out for in ladies

honeycandy: Sharp guy. Take 5. Hehehehe.

honeycandy: Sharp guy. Take 5. Hehehehe.

preshuspee: what is our business if you dont know how to cook?? also if u are a virgin. do you wan tto carry ur virginity to heaven beta go and learn how to cook before hunger beat you and ya husband... pls peopls sh;d stop thnkn virginity is somethng to reveal to the world.. keep it between u and ur God.. mtschewwwwwwww

Dreamflyin: I like gals dat dnt knw hw 2 cook. Weird eh? Lol..
Dats me. My current galfriend, a kenyan, she jokes nt wit me, cos if she starts her wahala, i knw hw 2 get bak 2 her, lol....
Call it sissy, i call it ''strenght of a man''.
Onila, no try learn ooo, cos d day my babe tried cookin, we 2 almst died 4rm food poisonin, hahahahah!!!

onila:

nice story!

you make me feel better

I hope I find someone like you in the near future