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How To Make Your Fingers Wet by ojd(m): 1:54pm On Apr 05, 2006
A man and his wife got into bed for the night.
The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the
husband put his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to
his wife and started handling her pussy. He did
this only for a very short while then stopped and
went back to reading his book.

The wife got up and started stripping in front of
him. The husband was confused and asked, "What
the hell are doing, taking all your jammies off?"

The wife replied, "You were playing with my
pussy. I thought it was pre-intimacy for something a
bit heavier".

The husband said, "Hell no! I was just wetting my
fingers so I could turn the pages.
Re: How To Make Your Fingers Wet by Free(f): 3:40pm On Apr 05, 2006
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Re: How To Make Your Fingers Wet by micklplus(m): 4:08pm On Apr 05, 2006
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Re: How To Make Your Fingers Wet by Efani(m): 9:03pm On Apr 05, 2006
damn!! good one lol
Re: How To Make Your Fingers Wet by spikelord(m): 11:35am On Apr 06, 2006
Chei, the Eagle has landed, hehe
Re: How To Make Your Fingers Wet by dondee2(m): 10:58am On Mar 29, 2008
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Re: How To Make Your Fingers Wet by delib: 11:10am On Mar 29, 2008
peeps in and dashes out
Re: How To Make Your Fingers Wet by Lolabbey: 1:03pm On Mar 10, 2009
nice joke,read it b4 bt stil cool

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